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  • #1742
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    matt holck can't even spell his own name, let alone supercalifigousxpalicoius


  • #1743
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has a Harry Potter Hogwarts Medal for spelling


  • #1744
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm dance naked in the rain


  • #1745
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm is the battery bunny that always loses to the Duracell bunny


  • #1746
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    *giggles* is a battery expert and instinctively knows the batteries that last longer.


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  • #1747
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm is stuck in his bathroom


  • #1748
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    *giggles* thinks he's won a contest


  • #1749
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Matt drinks his won pee wee.


  • #1750
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NIF believes the urine of virgins prevents baldness and has a deal going with the local convent where he swaps booze for wee.


  • #1751
    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    CDfm is on Team Aniston


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  • #1752
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cathysworld keeps a rottweiler under her desk, and a nice bone in her pants


  • #1753
    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Colrow loves squeezing his own lemons


  • #1754
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ............likes to fondle herself under her desk at lunchtime.


  • #1755
    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    NIF always carries a bag of apples in his trousers so he can say "how do you like them apples" when he's flashing young girls in the park!


  • #1756
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    cathysworld is the Irish Kiwi shaving champion


  • #1757
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    don has many talents.


  • #1758
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif was the recipient of a gerbils brain and gonads in the recent transplant operation carried out by Murphys team of JCB surgeons


  • #1759
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dr Colrow drives a JCB


  • #1760
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm has superglued a bit of string from his eyelash to his todger so............... when he winks he **** and when he **** he winks


  • #1761
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    colrow puts the figs in figrolls


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  • #1762
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Doncarlos invented kneecaps and the monorail


  • #1763
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    long onion puts the mick into the mikado


  • #1764
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm put the cnut in Scunthorpe


  • #1765
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow put the will into willhelmina


  • #1766
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    CDfm put the pen in penis


  • #1767
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    doncarlos is addicted to olive oil and blew his life savings on it


  • #1768
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm loves a man covered in olive oil


  • #1769
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    CDfm wrote: »
    MultiUmm loves a man covered in olive oil

    -Cough- yes, that's extremely untrue and baseless ... -clears throat and walks off-

    + CDfm grows olives and mocks the peasants outside the walls of his villa by forcing them to watch him eat fresh olives all day.


  • #1770
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm wishes harm on CDs villas and to spread unhappiness among the normally peaceloving peasants


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  • #1771
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    During the peasant uprising when MultiUmm informed CDfm that the peasants were revolting CDfm replied "Well maybe they should take baths then"


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