Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

1…5657596162…260

Comments

  • #1742
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    matt holck can't even spell his own name, let alone supercalifigousxpalicoius


  • #1743
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has a Harry Potter Hogwarts Medal for spelling


  • #1744
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm dance naked in the rain


  • #1745
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm is the battery bunny that always loses to the Duracell bunny


  • #1746
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    *giggles* is a battery expert and instinctively knows the batteries that last longer.


  • Advertisement
  • #1747
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm is stuck in his bathroom


  • #1748
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    *giggles* thinks he's won a contest


  • #1749
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Matt drinks his won pee wee.


  • #1750
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NIF believes the urine of virgins prevents baldness and has a deal going with the local convent where he swaps booze for wee.


  • #1751
    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    CDfm is on Team Aniston


  • Advertisement
  • #1752
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cathysworld keeps a rottweiler under her desk, and a nice bone in her pants


  • #1753
    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Colrow loves squeezing his own lemons


  • #1754
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ............likes to fondle herself under her desk at lunchtime.


  • #1755
    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    NIF always carries a bag of apples in his trousers so he can say "how do you like them apples" when he's flashing young girls in the park!


  • #1756
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,841 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    cathysworld is the Irish Kiwi shaving champion


  • #1757
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    don has many talents.


  • #1758
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif was the recipient of a gerbils brain and gonads in the recent transplant operation carried out by Murphys team of JCB surgeons


  • #1759
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dr Colrow drives a JCB


  • #1760
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm has superglued a bit of string from his eyelash to his todger so............... when he winks he **** and when he **** he winks


  • #1761
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,841 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    colrow puts the figs in figrolls


  • Advertisement
  • #1762
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Doncarlos invented kneecaps and the monorail


  • #1763
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    long onion puts the mick into the mikado


  • #1764
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm put the cnut in Scunthorpe


  • #1765
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow put the will into willhelmina


  • #1766
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,841 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    CDfm put the pen in penis


  • #1767
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    doncarlos is addicted to olive oil and blew his life savings on it


  • #1768
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm loves a man covered in olive oil


  • #1769
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    CDfm wrote: »
    MultiUmm loves a man covered in olive oil

    -Cough- yes, that's extremely untrue and baseless ... -clears throat and walks off-

    + CDfm grows olives and mocks the peasants outside the walls of his villa by forcing them to watch him eat fresh olives all day.


  • #1770
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm wishes harm on CDs villas and to spread unhappiness among the normally peaceloving peasants


  • Advertisement
  • #1771
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,841 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    During the peasant uprising when MultiUmm informed CDfm that the peasants were revolting CDfm replied "Well maybe they should take baths then"


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement