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  • #1532
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    freyners loves the new IKEA so much he has moved in and now lives in one of the store displays


  • #1533
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    CDfm got sacked from Radio 1 because he kept stealing Joe Duffy's queen cakes.


  • #1534
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm likes to write short stories inspired by listening in on people's conversations


  • #1535
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* actually hasn't giggled in years and is actually a stern faced old man who works as a bureaucrat for the State Examinations Commission.


  • #1536
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm is the guy at the car rental place in the airport who tells you a petrol car takes diesel, and vice versa


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  • #1537
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* is really Genghis Khan reincarnated and wants to return Mongolia to its former barbaric glory.


  • #1538
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm doesn't know how to "umm"


  • #1539
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* goes to dairy farms at night and scares the cattle by pretending to be a banshee.


  • #1540
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm likes to offer veggiemite sandwiches to strangers


  • #1541
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* favourite pastime is collecting carpet fibres from everyones house that she's visited.


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  • #1542
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm wishes he had Jessie's girl


  • #1543
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* is Jessie's girlfreind and secretly wishes she had me


  • #1544
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    MultiUmm calls their hoover a 'multipurpose cleaning machine' and thinks that its a jet engine


  • #1545
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm doesn't realise what he's got till it's gone


  • #1546
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    FridaysWell thinks his body is a cage


  • #1547
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    *giggles* presses the stop button on the bus just to annoy people


  • #1548
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    FridaysWell slicks his\her eyebrows with a bit of butter.


  • #1549
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    FridaysWell is the person who goes around stealing parts off bikes so he can build himself a new one after he left his bike chained to a railing for too long


  • #1550
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Amalgam eats vaseline out of the tub


  • #1551
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    *giggles* eats Sudocream out of the tub..


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  • #1552
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* takes shower gel from your house before you go for a shower and places it on her shelf of stoling shower gel trophies.


  • #1553
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    MultiUmm uses Viscount Mint biscuits in foil to protect his\her eyes during sunbathing.

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  • #1554
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    MultiUmm always misses their flight because he/she spends too much time in the Duty Free looking for slippers


  • #1555
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    FridaysWell hasn't slept in 86 hours due to chronic heartburn


  • #1556
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    FridaysWell is a chiropracter pretending to be a Anthropologist


  • #1557
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm insists on talking to the dentist during a root canal procedure


  • #1558
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* orders spicy chicken wings at restraunts all the time but leaves when she gets served.


  • #1559
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm's passport photo nearly resembles him, and bouncers never believe it's him


  • #1560
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* is actually my maths teacher in disguise and knows my identity, thus she is going to ask me every single question in class from now on.


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  • #1561
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    MultiUmm is the only one that doesn't get nikes slogan, Just do it


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