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CDfm · 27-08-2009 10:50PM

freyners loves the new IKEA so much he has moved in and now lives in one of the store displays

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 02:42AM

CDfm got sacked from Radio 1 because he kept stealing Joe Duffy's queen cakes.

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 02:46AM

MultiUmm likes to write short stories inspired by listening in on people's conversations

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 02:51AM

*giggles* actually hasn't giggled in years and is actually a stern faced old man who works as a bureaucrat for the State Examinations Commission.

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 02:55AM

MultiUmm is the guy at the car rental place in the airport who tells you a petrol car takes diesel, and vice versa

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 02:59AM

*giggles* is really Genghis Khan reincarnated and wants to return Mongolia to its former barbaric glory.

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:00AM

MultiUmm doesn't know how to "umm"

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 03:03AM

*giggles* goes to dairy farms at night and scares the cattle by pretending to be a banshee.

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:05AM

MultiUmm likes to offer veggiemite sandwiches to strangers

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 03:05AM

*giggles* favourite pastime is collecting carpet fibres from everyones house that she's visited.

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:06AM

MultiUmm wishes he had Jessie's girl

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 03:08AM

*giggles* is Jessie's girlfreind and secretly wishes she had me

FridaysWell · 28-08-2009 03:10AM

MultiUmm calls their hoover a 'multipurpose cleaning machine' and thinks that its a jet engine

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:12AM

MultiUmm doesn't realise what he's got till it's gone

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:12AM

FridaysWell thinks his body is a cage

FridaysWell · 28-08-2009 03:13AM

*giggles* presses the stop button on the bus just to annoy people

Amalgam · 28-08-2009 03:14AM

FridaysWell slicks his\her eyebrows with a bit of butter.

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:14AM

FridaysWell is the person who goes around stealing parts off bikes so he can build himself a new one after he left his bike chained to a railing for too long

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:15AM

Amalgam eats vaseline out of the tub

Amalgam · 28-08-2009 03:16AM

*giggles* eats Sudocream out of the tub..

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 03:16AM

*giggles* takes shower gel from your house before you go for a shower and places it on her shelf of stoling shower gel trophies.

Amalgam · 28-08-2009 03:18AM

MultiUmm uses Viscount Mint biscuits in foil to protect his\her eyes during sunbathing.

FridaysWell · 28-08-2009 03:18AM

MultiUmm always misses their flight because he/she spends too much time in the Duty Free looking for slippers

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:20AM

FridaysWell hasn't slept in 86 hours due to chronic heartburn

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 03:20AM

FridaysWell is a chiropracter pretending to be a Anthropologist

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:21AM

MultiUmm insists on talking to the dentist during a root canal procedure

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 03:27AM

*giggles* orders spicy chicken wings at restraunts all the time but leaves when she gets served.

*giggles* · 28-08-2009 03:28AM

MultiUmm's passport photo nearly resembles him, and bouncers never believe it's him

MultiUmm · 28-08-2009 03:30AM

*giggles* is actually my maths teacher in disguise and knows my identity, thus she is going to ask me every single question in class from now on.

FridaysWell · 28-08-2009 03:31AM

MultiUmm is the only one that doesn't get nikes slogan, Just do it

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