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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Deki squeaks at the sight of cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Amalgam squeals and climbs chairs at the sound of a squeak!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Deki wrote: »
    Amalgam squeals and climbs chairs at the sound of a squeak!

    414.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    is not nice to poor little piggies :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Deki wrote: »
    is not nice to poor little piggies :p

    Haven't asked how you are in ages


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    Deki wrote: »
    FridaysWell is saving up to buy a big cheese.

    (I AM NOT A HE!)
    Amalgam wrote: »
    Deki uses a giant mouse wheel to keep fit.. (and envies FridaysWell's cheese)

    Apologies Deki :D

    Deki has a first aid kit that actually has plasters in it

    Amalgam is my tooth filling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    FridaysWell has a cat called Fanny Fart and goes around the neighbourhood at night calling Fanny Fart.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 798 ✭✭✭lucky-colm


    cdfm cycles around on a bicycle with no saddle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    lucky-colm is the voice of bosco


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Knifey-Spooney took the cookies from Barneys cookie jar.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    likes blowjobs from strangers @ dogging sessions. He likes to then to return the favour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    thought blowjobs was a nick name for a hurricane then she looked up dogging session @come play.ie.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    jgs is a blow queen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    NIF eats ketchup on his Wheaties- claims it's the breakfast of champions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    Deki still has 'nam flashbacks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    has NAMA flash forwards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    NIF once trianed circus midgets until a cannon related accident forced his/her retirement


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,535 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    once shot J.R


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    niceirishfella spent his lotto winnings on wham bars and solpadine.

    Not only this, he used the money to fund a kiddie porn business. Not real kiddie porn, but animal kiddie porn. So not only are they not his age, they're not the same species.

    makes me think you're not such a nice irish guy after all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Z999 wears rubber underwear


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fago_25 is NIFS biggest customer and has a major part in the movie "Kittens clawing Privates"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDFM wears no underwear and refuses to wear swin wear down his local pool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    niceirishfella thinks every phone is a touchscreen if you tap the button and screen at the same time. Tisk tisk , tisk. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    FridaysWell is inbred..........


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    NIF is FW's first cousin and wife


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Nougatti invented cancer. nice one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    nougatti thinks that BA will come after him with his snickers bar thingys. And that Mountain Dew, where availible, gets you drunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    FW drinks green diesel and urinates kerosene.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    ...... writes the jokes on the back of Penguin bars


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    Knifey Spooney trys to open doors with his 'pecs'


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