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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 2009-06-10 15:54:06

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow..... Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;) Warning: Right, we're going to try this again. Here is how it's going to go: Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here.…

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#842 22-08-2009 08:14PM

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Today I was having a piss in the gents, and on the wall it said "I suck for crack - call CDfm".

Im sure it was a different CDfm....

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#843 22-08-2009 08:15PM

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cdfm got pissed off, when his boyfriend hung him up with a bit of string to frighten the birds away

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#844 22-08-2009 08:18PM

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colrow is CDfm's physcoanalysist for the tv show 'Its on TV dumbass'

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#845 22-08-2009 08:19PM

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niceirishfella can't suck anymore after his teeth rotted, he's having the dt's now

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#846 22-08-2009 08:20PM

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CDfm is the basis of the green walking man on the pedestrian lights.

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#847 22-08-2009 08:27PM

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FridaysWell is full of fermenting dead bunnies

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#848 22-08-2009 08:32PM

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Colrow once got "excited" on a naked beach...naked.

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#849 22-08-2009 08:36PM

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jumpguys real name is Ken and has a barbie doll that he sleeps with

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#850 22-08-2009 08:54PM

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CDfm wrote: »

jumpguys real name is Ken and has a barbie doll that he sleeps with

CDfm tortures kittens.

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#851 22-08-2009 08:57PM

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Shacklebolt holds the World Record for most farts in the bath

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#852 22-08-2009 09:00PM

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CDfm enjoys watching the banlist.

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#853 22-08-2009 09:08PM

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jumpguy loves clotheslining people

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#854 22-08-2009 09:08PM

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Jumpguy makes homemade Valentines day cards and sends them to himself

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#855 22-08-2009 09:09PM

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jumpguy owns a skydiving school

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#856 22-08-2009 09:11PM

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giftgrub buys two euro radios for the free earphones and 'sentimental value'

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#857 22-08-2009 09:14PM

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Fridayswell wouldn't go anywhere without his blue The Hulk tee-shirt.

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#858 22-08-2009 09:17PM

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Jumpguy puts the screwcap back on CocaCola competition bottles that say" not this time, try again" and opens them a again and again to see if he has won anything.

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#859 22-08-2009 09:20PM

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Giftgrub is a great radio feature

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#860 22-08-2009 09:21PM

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CDfm spent so long thinking of that, I had posted (he has now edited).

EDIT: GADDDDAMNIT

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#861 22-08-2009 09:22PM

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CDfm wrote: »

Jumpguy puts the screwcap back on CocaCola competition bottles that say" not this time, try again" and opens them a again and again to see if he has won anything.

Another lovely one CDfm

Fago is the current champion at non evasive surgery instrument holding

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#862 22-08-2009 09:25PM

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Fridayswell isn't out of Saturday night because he is busy trying to artificially produce an orange

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#863 22-08-2009 09:31PM

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jumpguy mustn't venture out tonight because FridaysWell just finished with that orange and he's gone out to play

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#864 22-08-2009 09:31PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8

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#865 22-08-2009 09:35PM

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Matt Holck has a lucky sock that he puts in his cycling shorts when he goes on dates

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#866 22-08-2009 09:35PM

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Holck directed that ill fated commercial staring CDfm as the bear and jumpguy as the left leaf.

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#867 22-08-2009 09:37PM

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jumpguy wrote: »

CDfm spent so long thinking of that, I had posted (he has now edited).

EDIT: GADDDDAMNIT

jumpguy believes everything he reads on this thread is true

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#868 22-08-2009 09:39PM

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CDfm has the streets suckers, and he asked can you dig it?

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#869 22-08-2009 09:52PM

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When FridaysWell was doing his Leaving Cert he called all his female Teachers "Mummy"

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#870 22-08-2009 10:08PM

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CDfm got enough points in his LC to become a boy racer.

(BTW I do know it's all baseless lies)

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#871 22-08-2009 10:23PM

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Jumpguy is actually a transexual manakin.

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