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Wheres Javaboy?

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  • #62
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    brummytom wrote: »
    Oh I thought that was 'IkkyPoo'
    Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.


  • #63
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

    I don't think so.
    And I should know.


  • #64
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I heard he was named after his grandfather, auld Phasers McGee


  • #65
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

    Ah that would explain it. I heard he can't get it up at all.



    (I was called impotent by my maths teacher... bitch)


  • #66
    Michellenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    phasers wrote: »
    I'm craving coffee now, and I've none in the house.

    shyte, feck javaboy and his stupid name

    It'll pass. Probably just a phase.


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  • #67
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I don't think so.
    And I should know.

    pew pew


  • #68
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Javaboy will be upset when he reads this.

    Starts off asking where he is, gradually ranging from death to incontinence to impotence. Poor Java :(


  • #69
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Rabies wrote: »
    pew pew

    I've listened to total eclipse of the heart like 25 times in a row and it still doesn't encompass the sadness.
    There are safety razors there on the sink and no shaving oil to hand.
    At least something like 23 anadin in the medicine press. And a shitload of immodium. I'll make it till the end of the night. But it won't be pretty. Where's my make-up purse.
    Forever's gonna start tonight.


  • #70
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I've listened to total eclipse of the heart like 25 times in a row and it still doesn't encompass the sadness.
    There are safety razors there on the sink and no shaving oil to hand.
    At least something like 23 anadin in the medicine press. And a shitload of immodium. I'll make it till the end of the night. But it won't be pretty. Where's my make-up purse.
    Forever's gonna start tonight.

    Heard that song live... that woman's a fúcking nutter


  • #71
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I met him in a club down in old soho
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola
    C-o-l-a cola
    He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
    I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Java
    J-a-v-a Java Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja Java


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  • #72
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
    Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

    It's not a cup of coffee but it's hot as can be
    Came pourin' through the Gates on a "Big Mac" Nealy
    Singin', Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing


  • #73
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    phasers wrote: »
    I met him in a club down in old soho
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola
    C-o-l-a cola
    He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
    I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Java
    J-a-v-a Java Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja Java

    That's beautiful dude.

    If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; javaboy.
    If you wanna get down, down on the ground; javaboy.
    She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; javaboy.

    If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; javaboy.
    When your day is done and you wanna run; javaboy.
    She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; javaboy


  • #74
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Javaboy is not my lover
    He's just a guy who thinks that I am the one
    But te kid is not my son


  • #75
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Like to tell ya about this mod
    You know he comes around
    He's about five feet four
    From his head to the ground

    You know he comes online here
    At just about midnight
    He make ya feel so good, Lord
    He makes ya feel all right

    And his name is J-A-V-A
    J-A-V-A
    J-A-V-A-boy
    I'm gonna shout it all night, Java
    I'm gonna shout it everyday, Java
    Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah


  • #76
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brummytom wrote: »
    Like to tell ya about this mod
    You know he comes around
    He's about five feet four
    From his head to the ground

    You know he comes online here
    At just about midnight
    He make ya feel so good, Lord
    He makes ya feel all right

    And his name is J-A-V-A
    J-A-V-A
    J-A-V-A-boy
    I'm gonna shout it all night, Java
    I'm gonna shout it everyday, Java
    Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

    You ruined it man.
    He hates that song.
    :mad:


  • #77
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    You ruined it man.
    He hates that song.
    :mad:

    Why would he care? He's dead


  • #78
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Come back to us javaboy


  • #79
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

    I'm watching you, Tom.


  • #80
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

    I'm watching you, Tom.

    *wipes mouth* Java? No, just tea...


    Doesn't he talk in Gaelic on here sometimes? I'm sure he wouldn't pretend to be an English lad.


  • #81
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    phasers wrote: »
    I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

    I'm watching you, Tom.
    Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.


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  • #82
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    *wipes mouth* Java? No, just tea...


    Doesn't he talk in Gaelic on here sometimes? I'm sure he wouldn't pretend to be an English lad.
    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.
    All of these things makes it the perfect disguise.

    I'm telling Terry on you :P


  • #83
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.

    You've seen pictures of me? :eek:


  • #84
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    phasers wrote: »
    All of these things makes it the perfect disguise.

    I'm telling Terry on you :P
    Oh you didnt hear about Terry??? Well this is awkward. I dont wanna be the one to break it to you....


  • #85
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    You've seen pictures of me? :eek:
    Oh please, everyone's seen your little tape.

    Your RE teacher leaked it on the internet.


  • #86
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh you didnt hear about Terry??? Well this is awkward. I dont wanna be the one to break it to you....

    When's the party wake?


  • #87
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    brummytom wrote: »
    When's the party wake?
    It was last week. RB gave a lovely eulogy.


  • #88
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kiera wrote: »
    It was last week. RB gave a lovely eulogy.

    I wish I knew who RB was..

    (I'm still a newbie, don't like the 1,000+ posts fool you, I just have way too much time on my hands)


  • #89
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Was Julep in attendance? I know he and Terry had their differences but he was still an important part of his life.


  • #90
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    phasers wrote: »
    Was Julep in attendance? I know he and Terry had their differences but he was still an important part of his life.
    No he donated his Julep to medical science.


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  • #91
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    He was eaten by the Polish.


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