Wheres Javaboy?

brummytom wrote: »

Oh I thought that was 'IkkyPoo'

Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

Kiera wrote: »

Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

I don't think so.
And I should know.

I heard he was named after his grandfather, auld Phasers McGee

Kiera wrote: »

Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

Ah that would explain it. I heard he can't get it up at all.

(I was called impotent by my maths teacher... bitch)

Michellenman

phasers wrote: »

I'm craving coffee now, and I've none in the house.

shyte, feck javaboy and his stupid name

It'll pass. Probably just a phase.

Rabies

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I don't think so.
And I should know.

pew pew

Javaboy will be upset when he reads this.

Starts off asking where he is, gradually ranging from death to incontinence to impotence. Poor Java

Rabies wrote: »

pew pew

I've listened to total eclipse of the heart like 25 times in a row and it still doesn't encompass the sadness.
There are safety razors there on the sink and no shaving oil to hand.
At least something like 23 anadin in the medicine press. And a shitload of immodium. I'll make it till the end of the night. But it won't be pretty. Where's my make-up purse.
Forever's gonna start tonight.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I've listened to total eclipse of the heart like 25 times in a row and it still doesn't encompass the sadness.
There are safety razors there on the sink and no shaving oil to hand.
At least something like 23 anadin in the medicine press. And a shitload of immodium. I'll make it till the end of the night. But it won't be pretty. Where's my make-up purse.
Forever's gonna start tonight.

Heard that song live... that woman's a fúcking nutter

I met him in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola
C-o-l-a cola
He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Java
J-a-v-a Java Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja Java

Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

It's not a cup of coffee but it's hot as can be
Came pourin' through the Gates on a "Big Mac" Nealy
Singin', Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

phasers wrote: »

I met him in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola
C-o-l-a cola
He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Java
J-a-v-a Java Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja Java

That's beautiful dude.

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; javaboy.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; javaboy.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; javaboy.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; javaboy.
When your day is done and you wanna run; javaboy.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; javaboy

Javaboy is not my lover
He's just a guy who thinks that I am the one
But te kid is not my son

Like to tell ya about this mod
You know he comes around
He's about five feet four
From his head to the ground

You know he comes online here
At just about midnight
He make ya feel so good, Lord
He makes ya feel all right

And his name is J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A-boy
I'm gonna shout it all night, Java
I'm gonna shout it everyday, Java
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

brummytom wrote: »

Like to tell ya about this mod
You know he comes around
He's about five feet four
From his head to the ground

You know he comes online here
At just about midnight
He make ya feel so good, Lord
He makes ya feel all right

And his name is J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A-boy
I'm gonna shout it all night, Java
I'm gonna shout it everyday, Java
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

You ruined it man.
He hates that song.
:mad:

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You ruined it man.
He hates that song.
:mad:

Why would he care? He's dead

Come back to us javaboy

I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

I'm watching you, Tom.

phasers wrote: »

I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

I'm watching you, Tom.

*wipes mouth* Java? No, just tea...

Doesn't he talk in Gaelic on here sometimes? I'm sure he wouldn't pretend to be an English lad.

phasers wrote: »

I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

I'm watching you, Tom.

Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.

brummytom wrote: »

*wipes mouth* Java? No, just tea...

Doesn't he talk in Gaelic on here sometimes? I'm sure he wouldn't pretend to be an English lad.

Kiera wrote: »

Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.

All of these things makes it the perfect disguise.

I'm telling Terry on you :P

Kiera wrote: »

Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.

You've seen pictures of me? :eek:

phasers wrote: »

All of these things makes it the perfect disguise.

I'm telling Terry on you :P

Oh you didnt hear about Terry??? Well this is awkward. I dont wanna be the one to break it to you....

brummytom wrote: »

You've seen pictures of me? :eek:

Oh please, everyone's seen your little tape.

Your RE teacher leaked it on the internet.

Kiera wrote: »

Oh you didnt hear about Terry??? Well this is awkward. I dont wanna be the one to break it to you....

When's the party wake?

brummytom wrote: »

When's the party wake?

It was last week. RB gave a lovely eulogy.

Kiera wrote: »

It was last week. RB gave a lovely eulogy.

I wish I knew who RB was..

(I'm still a newbie, don't like the 1,000+ posts fool you, I just have way too much time on my hands)

Was Julep in attendance? I know he and Terry had their differences but he was still an important part of his life.