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Wheres Javaboy?

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  • #92
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Ruu wrote: »
    He was eaten by the Polish.

    How can you swan in here and say things like that.
    You'll rue the day, I tells ya.:pac:


  • #93
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Ditto for the erectile dysfunction.

    I'm on temporary forced leave after I accidentally banned a kid. He was holding a toy gun. Looked just like the real thing you know Roy? Haven't been able to pick up a banstick since. So they stuck me on a desk job.


  • #94
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    javaboy wrote: »
    Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Ditto for the erectile dysfunction.

    I'm on temporary forced leave after I accidentally banned a kid. He was holding a toy gun. Looked just like the real thing you know Roy? Haven't been able to pick up a banstick since. So they stuck me on a desk job.


    Did you hear that Napalm Death are playing Waterford?


  • #95
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    They always stick pregnant people on desk jobs... :eek:

    Who's the father Java?


  • #96
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    There's far worse things than Javaboy being back you know. :pac:


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  • #97
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Hagar wrote: »
    There's far worse things than Javaboy being back you know. :pac:

    Tell us


  • #98
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    You could have me here for instance.


  • #99
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Hagar wrote: »
    There's far worse things than Javaboy being back you know. :pac:
    Have you always been a mod?

    I think I haven't been paying close enough attention...


  • #100
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Hagar wrote: »
    You could have me here for instance.


    But your like a gingerbread man

    / all sweet :P


  • #101
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    phasers wrote: »
    Have you always been a mod?

    I think I haven't been paying close enough attention...
    HAGAR IS AN AFTER HOURS MOD!!:eek::eek:


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  • #102
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    HAGAR IS AN AFTER HOURS MOD!!:eek::eek:
    SOUND THE ALARM, GET INTO THE BUNKER


  • #103
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Too late, a new reign of terror begins...



    Well maybe not a reign of terror but there won't be much free cake and lemonade.


  • #104
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    phasers wrote: »
    SOUND THE ALARM, GET INTO THE BUNKER


    Hes been a mod of AH for a while if i can remember


  • #105
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Hagar wrote: »
    Too late, a new reign of terror begins...



    Well maybe not a reign of terror but there won't be much free cake and lemonade.
    Will there be some free cake and lemonade?


  • #106
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    minxie wrote: »
    Hes been a mod of AH for a while if i can remember

    Yup.
    A few hrs in internet is a life time in the real world


  • #107
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Some but not much, offer may vary, pictures are non-contractual and are for illustration purposes only, calls from a mobile may cost more, contact your operator for details.


  • #108
    achtungbarry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭achtungbarry


    I'm javaboy, and so's my wife.


  • #109
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Hagar followd me where ever I go.

    I think I should start an offensive and take over Military.


  • #110
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Hagar wrote: »
    Too late, a new reign of terror begins...



    Well maybe not a reign of terror but there won't be much free cake and lemonade.

    Don't threaten me, I know (roughly) where you live!!!


    And I have your number so can prank ya at stupid o'clock in the morning!


  • #111
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Rabies wrote: »
    Hagar followd me where ever I go.

    I think I should start an offensive and take over Military.

    You have to get past the irregulars in R&N first.
    I've got defence in depth.

    Seaneh wrote:
    Don't threaten me, I know (roughly) where you live!!!
    Bring Lyons tea bags, green label, if you're coming, the cake is very dry.


    I forgot about the phone number thing. Bother.


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  • #112
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    :eek: Since when's Hagar been an AH mod?


  • #113
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Hagar wrote: »
    There's far worse things than Javaboy being back you know. :pac:
    :D
    \0/ Reinforcements.
    minxie wrote: »
    Tell us

    Hagar wrote: »
    You could have me here for instance.

    But that's a good thing.:pac:
    minxie wrote: »
    But your like a gingerbread man

    / all sweet :P

    Oh, minx by name, minx by nature.:p

    /also sweet.:)


  • #114
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Hagar wrote: »
    You have to get past the irregulars in R&N first.
    I've got defence in depth.



    Bring Lyons tea bags, green label, if you're coming, the cake is very dry.


    I forgot about the phone number thing. Bother.


    PM me your address and ill post ya some.

    I have toi send a box of 100 to Kilmurray in Morzine anway so I can do them both at the same time.


    p.s. you have to send me a 1kg box of Banania in return!


  • #115
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Ah ffs, so there's now another ass i need to rim kiss? :(


  • #116
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah ffs, so there's now another ass i need to rim kiss? :(

    Kiera... Hager is a sexy bastard, don't worry, you'll love rimming kissing his rivera tanned arse!


  • #117
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Kiera... Hager is a sexy bastard, don't worry, you'll love rimming kissing his rivera tanned arse!
    Of course i will need pics of this fine ass....


  • #118
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Kiera wrote: »
    Of course i will need pics of this fine ass....

    I'll trade ya...


  • #119
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Here's a pic of my ass - for the ladies only. ;)


  • #120
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Throw in 4lbs of snozberries and a picture of your left eyebrow and your on!


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  • #121
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Hagar wrote: »
    Here's a pic of my ass - for the ladies only. ;)

    It's hairy..


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