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Toasty113 · 09-08-2009 09:36PM

Thank god I escaped from Celine Dion, Who would have thought a giant anchor would fall through the roof and crush her, and now for some payback! *Throws Oragami Dragon Wolfie into paper shredder, collect shreds and throws them at Matt giving him loads of mildly annoying paper cuts*

Deki · 10-08-2009 12:39AM

Deki is rescued from the lava flow by Spot. As they land Deki spies a glow of purple . She picks it up." You know Spot now we have 3. What's this one do? Love?- not putting that one on. just toss it back in the grass. That might get me killed" Deki and Spot fly into the night leaving an empty thread behind...

James T Kirk · 10-08-2009 03:09AM

*Punches everyone in the back of the head
like the school bully. Takes all their lunch money* Nom nom nom... :pac:

Deki · 10-08-2009 07:02AM

Give me back my lunch money! Whacks James in back with silver staff causing him to drop lunch money. both go for fallen money knocking heads together. Deki snatches money and runs away -remembers duel and puts on invisibility cloak. "now to the candy store Spot"

Toasty113 · 10-08-2009 07:35AM

*deki walks into sweet store* Why hello there little girl, heres a bag of our finest sweets! *shopkeeper that looks suspiciously like Toasty, hands deki large heavy bag and takes her money, deki walks out shop, BOOM!, Toasty pulls off fake moustache* Mwahahahaha...

joes girls · 10-08-2009 11:05AM

Gives toasty a body wax.......puts hair on quivering lip..... now you can have a curly moustache .... Mwahahahah!!!

fights Deki to the ground ..... few slaps later pulls invisibility cloack off her .... burns with alot of petrol .... watches as deki tries to put out but its to late and she only burns herself!!!

Pins Kirky to the ground .... set a ring on fire around him .... pulls out shiny long blade knife,time to rearrange your ever so manly body .... a little snip here a little slash there....leaves him in a pool of blood screaming ...... BEAM ME UP NOW SCOTTY!!!

Awaits the return of the wolf!!!:cool:

Toasty113 · 10-08-2009 11:33AM

Uses new found moustache powers to jump on JG head, flattening her and gaining 100 points, then sets off to rescue princess peach

cyberwolf77 · 10-08-2009 11:34AM

joes girls wrote: »

Gives toasty a body wax.......puts hair on quivering lip..... now you can have a curly moustache .... Mwahahahah!!!

fights Deki to the ground ..... few slaps later pulls invisibility cloack off her .... burns with alot of petrol .... watches as deki tries to put out but its to late and she only burns herself!!!

Pins Kirky to the ground .... set a ring on fire around him .... pulls out shiny long blade knife,time to rearrange your ever so manly body .... a little snip here a little slash there....leaves him in a pool of blood screaming ...... BEAM ME UP NOW SCOTTY!!!

Awaits the return of the wolf!!!:cool:

Be careful what you asks for.
*Slams jg off the walls repeatedly breaking all her bones. Folds mangled remains into tiny box, drops box in the mail ostmarked for Abu Dhabi.*
Say hi to Nermal for me.

joes girls · 10-08-2009 11:52AM

Starts up a super spin grabs toasty pulls him close. ...... just close enough to pull on last few hairs on his body ...... plucking is more painful than waxing i thinks ... lets go and he spin off to his peaches ....

As for the wolf .... its time to bring you to your knees ... slashes behind both knees you fall before me, grabs you by the scalp, pulls out shiny long blade knife again cuts from one side to the other of your throat. Stands and lets your blood cover me all over. Its like some weird fantasy!!!:o

Toasty113 · 10-08-2009 11:57AM

Recites an incantation and the blood on JG turns a black/purple colour and begins consuming her

cyberwolf77 · 10-08-2009 12:04PM

*Snap-kicks jg into lava pit. Turns Toasty into an albino then stakes him out on a tropical beach without sunblock.*
Hideous alien parasite, dead.
Annoying demon thing, roasted

joes girls · 10-08-2009 12:05PM

Crawls back up from the edge of lava pit, Still covered in wolfs blood ..... whatever colour it may be, it makes me feel kind of very sexual, has to go in serach of a man to play some non meaningful games with ....leaves toasty wondering why its just never what the lady wants:p

cyberwolf77 · 10-08-2009 12:06PM

joes girls wrote: »

Still covered in wolfs blood ..... whatever colour it may be, it makes me feel kind of very sexual, has to go in serach of a man to play some non meaningful games with ....leaves toasty wondering why its just never what the lady wants:p

Come back here with my blood woman. Then again you keep it. I has plenty more in the freezer at home.

Toasty113 · 10-08-2009 12:12PM

Buys JG a bouquet of flowers, hands them to JG, flowers mix with the cursed blood on JG and begin growing all over JG, immoblising her and slowly draining her of all nutrients

cyberwolf77 · 10-08-2009 12:18PM

Toasty113 wrote: »

Buys JG a bouquet of flowers, hands them to JG, flowers mix with the cursed blood on JG and begin growing all over JG, immoblising her and slowly draining her of all nutrients

Drops Toasty into dark pit. Turns on lights revealing zombie-werewolf-vampire-demon postmen. Have fun Toasty.:D

joes girls · 11-08-2009 12:10PM

Found this old missile, ..... loads my very biggy gun with missile, and lets rip, oops sorry wolfy didnt mean to aim so low!!! ..... maybe they will grow back.

cyberwolf77 · 11-08-2009 12:12PM

joes girls wrote: »

Found this old missile, ..... loads my very biggy gun with missile, and lets rip, oops sorry wolfy didnt mean to aim so low!!! ..... maybe they will grow back.

You blew off my feet!!!!!!
*Loads acid missiles.* Fire all.
*Watches jg melt into a puddle*
Oh good, they growing back.

joes girls · 11-08-2009 12:31PM

I come back from the puddle a angry vampire and now i have no where to hide my long shiny blade knife ...... where is toasty i need fresh blood!!!

cyberwolf77 · 11-08-2009 12:42PM

Vampire eh?
Prepare to die.

Toasty113 · 11-08-2009 12:44PM

*Climbs out of sit with severed demon/werewolf/vampire/zombie/postman head , burps* ugh, all thats going to make me fat, no more *chucks head away which hits JG and knocks her out* huh, convenient

joes girls · 11-08-2009 12:50PM

Thanks for pet wolfy .... he looks so sweet standing beside me......
toasty do you really think hitting me with a little head is enough to stop me.... rips toasty's head off, adds to pile ..... drinks on blood!!!

cyberwolf77 · 11-08-2009 12:52PM

Time to kill a vampire.
*Drives Steak through jg's dead and black heart. *

joes girls · 11-08-2009 01:07PM

Struggles with wolfy ...... stake goes into wolfy's eye and out the back of his head .... the noise of bones breaking makes toasty sick ... which makes my new pet (fluffy) hungry in the excitement he starts to eat toasty ... but does care much for the after taste ...walks away leaving wolfy rolling on the ground pullin at his stake .... and toasty in the pile of heads looking for whats left of his leg!!!

cyberwolf77 · 11-08-2009 01:10PM

Steak=meat
Stake=pointy stick
I used a steak.

joes girls · 11-08-2009 01:18PM

I used a pointy stick!!!

cyberwolf77 · 11-08-2009 01:18PM

joes girls wrote: »

I used a pointy stick!!!

*Uses axe to chop jg into puppy chow.*
Enjoy fluffy.

Toasty113 · 11-08-2009 01:22PM

Fcuk that *grows new body* agh! I had to in through puberty again, your gona pay for that JG! *unleashes army of priests with crosses and garlic necklaces*

joes girls · 11-08-2009 01:23PM

poor wolfy ..... you dream so much, others might fall in your arms and let you do whatever ..... but i put up a better battle than that, you would have to chase me down before you could chop anything up, its not like im just standing here waiting for you to do your bit!!!

cyberwolf77 · 11-08-2009 01:24PM

Toasty113 wrote: »

Fcuk that *grows new body* agh! I had to in through puberty again, your gona pay for that JG! *unleashes army of priests with crosses and garlic necklaces*

*Eyes priest army*
Goody lunch is here, and ith has my favorite seasoning already. I love garlic.
*Sends Toasty back to infancy*

cyberwolf77 · 12-08-2009 01:28PM

Since you've all run away I shall claim the throne until a suitable challenger arrives.

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