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  • 10-08-2009 08:25PM
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭


    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    you weren't parked outside the rotunda by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    What did you use to count the 11th one on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    Which town?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Maybe they were just fat?


    Also, I believe what's going on called is sex.

    Ask your mother about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭zonEEE


    whats this town you speak of?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    phasers wrote: »
    Maybe they were just fat?

    don't forget big boned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    How many pregnant people did that make ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭barleybooley


    Is this a confession or something? Or does someone have a thing for expectant women?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Doesn't mean much if you aren't counting the non-pregnant people to get a percentage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    In a couple of years that 11 will have multiplied to about 4000


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    How is that amazing???

    You probably walked passed 1000 people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    where were you? Mosney?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    TheZohan wrote: »
    What did you use to count the 11th one on?

    Probably the same thing used to get them pregnant. ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 _o_


    Gordon wrote: »
    Doesn't mean much if you aren't counting the non-pregnant people to get a percentage.

    Thats just what I was thinking,,, Scary! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Probably the same thing used to get them pregnant. ;)
    How does that work with a big toe?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I though I was pregnant yesterday but it just turned out to be a sandwich :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    How does that work with a big toe?

    Aidan! :eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 _o_


    I though I was pregnant yesterday but it just turned out to be a sandwich :o

    LMAO



    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Someone else should count the amount of people who look like they're about to die.
    See if it evens out.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I though I was pregnant yesterday but it just turned out to be a sandwich :o

    Foot long?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Don't worry, most of them won't be pregnant in 6 months time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭ball ox


    I've noticed this in work. In our department alone (less than 60 people) there are five pregnant wimmins and two on maternity leave. They must know something we dont.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Go to the right (wrong) estates in certain towns / cities and count how many mini skirt wearing chain smoking pregnant girls between 16 and 21 with their belly buttons on display.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    iv notest that most pregnant wimmins have fine asses.seen alon of pregos on the dart today and they all had serious bums


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    You can't tell by looking at a guy if he got his end away on New Years eve, but you can sure as fúcking hell spot it with a woman.


    Free vasectomies and hysterectomies for all, wahaaay!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Ask the next pregnant one, "how's your fanny for a lodger?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    I have noticed this alot lately also there appears to be a baby boom happening I saw several pregnant women today wheras one or two would be the norm. I think they are getting pregnant both for the benefits and because so many people are now on the dole and there is nothing to do bar play with the big toe as aidan says :P I would put it on something of a par with how most of us (myself anyway) came about during the eighties.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    Its like they're breeding....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,979 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    its probably all the female teachers getting ready to start teaching again lie on their arses for a few more months.


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