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  • 10-08-2009 8:25pm
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    JONJO THE MISER
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    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.


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    wudangclan
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    you weren't parked outside the rotunda by any chance?


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    TheZohanS
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    What did you use to count the 11th one on?


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    eddiehead
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    Which town?:confused:


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    phasers
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    Maybe they were just fat?


    Also, I believe what's going on called is sex.

    Ask your mother about it.


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    zonEEE
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    whats this town you speak of?


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    Snowie
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    phasers wrote: »
    Maybe they were just fat?

    don't forget big boned.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    How many pregnant people did that make ?


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    barleybooley
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    Is this a confession or something? Or does someone have a thing for expectant women?


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    Gordon
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    Doesn't mean much if you aren't counting the non-pregnant people to get a percentage.


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    My name is URL
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    In a couple of years that 11 will have multiplied to about 4000


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    Sea Sharp
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    How is that amazing???

    You probably walked passed 1000 people.


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    AckwelFoley
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    where were you? Mosney?


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    dlofnep
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    What did you use to count the 11th one on?

    Probably the same thing used to get them pregnant. ;)


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    [Deleted User]
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    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/welfare-scrounge-family-fumes-over-benefits-story-1855273.html

    Why wouldn't you want to get pregnant in this climate?


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    _o_
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    Gordon wrote: »
    Doesn't mean much if you aren't counting the non-pregnant people to get a percentage.

    Thats just what I was thinking,,, Scary! :eek:


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    aidan_walsh
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    dlofnep wrote: »
    Probably the same thing used to get them pregnant. ;)
    How does that work with a big toe?


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    Turd Ferguson
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    I though I was pregnant yesterday but it just turned out to be a sandwich :o


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    dlofnep
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    aidan_walsh wrote: »
    How does that work with a big toe?

    Aidan! :eek::eek:


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    _o_
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    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I though I was pregnant yesterday but it just turned out to be a sandwich :o

    LMAO



    .


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    SV
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    Someone else should count the amount of people who look like they're about to die.
    See if it evens out.


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    TheZohanS
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    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I though I was pregnant yesterday but it just turned out to be a sandwich :o

    Foot long?


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    Fratton Fred
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    Don't worry, most of them won't be pregnant in 6 months time.


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    ball ox
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    I've noticed this in work. In our department alone (less than 60 people) there are five pregnant wimmins and two on maternity leave. They must know something we dont.


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    galwayrush
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    Go to the right (wrong) estates in certain towns / cities and count how many mini skirt wearing chain smoking pregnant girls between 16 and 21 with their belly buttons on display.:rolleyes:


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    demakinz
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    iv notest that most pregnant wimmins have fine asses.seen alon of pregos on the dart today and they all had serious bums


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    Abi
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    You can't tell by looking at a guy if he got his end away on New Years eve, but you can sure as fúcking hell spot it with a woman.


    Free vasectomies and hysterectomies for all, wahaaay!


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    antodeco
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    Ask the next pregnant one, "how's your fanny for a lodger?"


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    netwhizkid
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    I have noticed this alot lately also there appears to be a baby boom happening I saw several pregnant women today wheras one or two would be the norm. I think they are getting pregnant both for the benefits and because so many people are now on the dole and there is nothing to do bar play with the big toe as aidan says :P I would put it on something of a par with how most of us (myself anyway) came about during the eighties.


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    Nodin
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Tommorrow when you go into town count how many people you see pregnant, i donr this a hour ago and in the space of 10 minutes driving through town i counted 11 yes 11 pegnant women:eek: there is something going on folks, pregnant women seem to be eveywhere.

    Its like they're breeding....


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    Tea_Bag
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    its probably all the female teachers getting ready to start teaching again lie on their arses for a few more months.


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