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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Returns from Australia with a big box of surprises for everyone.*
    hey Toasty, I found you a giant, demon-eating spider. Apparently their bite is so painful you'll break every bone in your body convulsing. Enjoy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    have to think of a death for each of you.........i will be back!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Steps on spider "Well that was a disappointment"
    joes girls wrote: »
    have to think of a death for each of you.........i will be back!!!!

    "Oh no you wont!" Sets off explosives around JG's house "Oh pretty explosion"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    toasty i will send my joey bots to keep you company till my return.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *opens portal to demon world* my brethren should keep your bots warm till you return *demons pour out portal*


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    *opens portal to demon world* my brethren should keep your bots warm till you return *demons pour out portal*
    By bell, book, and candle I conjure and abjure these denizens of Hell. Return from whence you came.
    *Watches Toasty's demons get sucked back to demon world.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    well well its time for blood!!!!
    Stretches wolfys legs.....pins them down with stakes in his feet.....
    Now will i use me kitchen knife and change the lay out of your body or will i just get out the wax,your way to hairy for this time of year!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses JG through demon world portal*
    Say hi to Toasty for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Comes back with two new friends.......Oh i forgot toasty!!!!
    Ok friends met wolfy........ok Demons dont shake hands!!!
    Ah bless they are hungry!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Skewers demons with twin katanas from never you mind where.*
    Only two really. I been saving this for a special occasion.
    *Releases spider-monkey-crab mutant.*
    Go see aunty JG, Harold. Good boy ripping her face off.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    My faceless new look works well here.........super spins......releases mini daggers as i spin.....spraying the area, they wont kill you but they do hurt!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses power ring to catch daggers. Welds them into snarling wolf statue.*
    Now that's what i call art.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Appears through portal, yawns, topples statue onto wolfie and JG, wanders off in search of food


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses ring to hurl statue at Toasty, pinning him to the ground. Hands Jg battleaxe.*
    Go ahead, take a few swings at Toasty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    here toasty toasty, here little thing.....i have something for you!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Statue grows red got and melts "and Ive got this for you!" fires molten rock and hits JG, rock hardens making a lovely JG statue, topples statue, crushing wolfie "no wolf, thats art!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Statue grows red got and melts "and Ive got this for you!" fires molten rock and hits JG, rock hardens making a lovely JG statue, topples statue, crushing wolfie "no wolf, thats art!"
    Why did you break my masterpiece!!?
    *Straps Toasty to comet.*
    See you in a couple hundred years toast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    OH Wolfy..... heres some pain to help you with your day.....COLROW is back laters!!!
    Enjoy the pain of that!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    OH Wolfy..... heres some pain to help you with your day.....COLROW is back laters!!!
    Enjoy the pain of that!!!
    *Loads pistols, shotgun, and rifle. Fuels chainsaw, sharpens cutlery.*
    I can't wait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    A comet falls from the sky and crushes wolfie "Silly wolfie, no straps can hold me! (unless I want them to;))"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki leaves cookie trail to edge of volcano. hides- waits for Toast to follow food trail then
    runs up from behind to push him into bottomless volcano chimney. Toast spends eternity in free fall . ( by the way Deki rhymes with sneaky)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki leaves cookie trail to edge of volcano. hides- waits for Toast to follow food trail then
    runs up from behind to push him into bottomless volcano chimney. Toast spends eternity in free fall . ( by the way Deki rhymes with sneaky)
    *Tosses Deki in after Toasty.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf.
    Spot rescues Deki so she doesn't have to fall forever. Deki kicks high and hits Wolf between shoulder blades. Jumps and lands in front of Wolf. leaps an kicks him in throat.
    Wolf gags and falls to knees clutching throat. gurgle... Deki swings staff and catches Wolf across fingers clutching throat. blood pours from nose. Deki beats Wolf over head with staff until he collapses. That'll do for now...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sends army of fluffy bunnies after Deki.*
    The power of cute will crush you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki doesn't feel like cute today toasts bunnies with bolt from staff. stomps on the ones she missed with blast and flings them all at Wolf...spat! splat! splat! SPOOSH!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Well there's dinner taken care of. Go get her Snuggles.
    *Dispatches steroid enhanced Spokesbear to assault Deki*
    Wow, now that is squeezably painful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot steps on Spokesbear, squishy gushy gooey spokesbear has nothing to say now. packs bears remains into canister and carefully loads into rocket . fires rocket at Wolf hits him pointy end first into tummy. bingo!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Leave it in, or pull it out!?
    *returns fire with airburst loaded with sneezing and itching powders.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot blows it back at Wolf. Wolf sneezes so hard he blows himself backwards into stinging nettles. In his attempt to escape he steps on nest of copperheads. ouch! ouch! ouch!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Good news is the snakes are dead. Bad news is, I saved their heads.


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