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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Floods shark tank with hydrochloric acid.*
    Two down, many more to go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭dara95


    dara has been exposed to acid his whole life ( he eats this stuff for breakfast)

    *jumps out of tank and goes for cyberwolfs neck!!*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    *lasers restore kerashs vision to 20/20+++*, kerash spots the machette, moves aside, dara stabs the sharks, kerash laughs in cybiewoolfies face again* :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tears out dara's windpipe, hands it back.*
    I think you need this to live or something.
    *traps kerash in maze of conformity.*
    Escape or be like everyone else. You have three seconds.

    Oh sorry, time is up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    I am not everybody else, therefore I was never trapped; say hello to my little friend
    killer_monkey.jpg


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Monkey with a gun versus power ring. The ring wins.
    *Incinerates monkey, takes gun. Shoots kerash through the head.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    *points left, wolfie looks, wraps wolfie in tin foil, shoves spit down his mouth and roasts on the fire*

    Hair of the dog anyone??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭Dr. Shredder


    *pushes staker into the fire then shoots him twice in the head with a quadruple barrel shotgun*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    *Sneaks up and boots Deki into the vat with Toasty. *
    Well, anyone else want to face Red Lantern's rage?

    Deki lands on toasts head uses it for stepping stone to reach safe ground.
    Spot uses talons on Dr. Shredder.Slashes him up like hash browns. Then hits him with super heated breath fries him to a t. Deki and Spot fly away to find blue ring. "Just got the color wrong Spot."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Makes note to watch Deki and Spot very carefully.*
    Good luck finding one, i already killed most of those hope-loving morons. They keep forgetting the most important component of fighting.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot return With blue ring. Deki places it on ground on side . Gives it a spin . recites a munbled incantation . As ring spins thread is filled with blue light ring grows in size until it stops and blue jagged electrified lights surround it. It is a new portal and through it come an army of blue knights to flood the thread.( and annoy Wolf )


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Forces energy of red ring through body. Grows in size. Creates red samurai armor and sword for self.*
    Come little knights. I shall smash you all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Blue Portal hums and Knights grow in size equal to Wolf . Swords unsheathed they march on...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Blue Portal hums and Knights grow in size equal to Wolf . Swords unsheathed they march on...
    *Slaughters knights with ease. Forces portal to close. Grinds blue ring to dust.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Wind begins to form dustdevils . Red ring wears are never really in control of their own selves. Fueled by pure rage Wolf spins striking at everything Trees, statues. anything in view. Dust devils suddenly puff blue ring dust straight up Wolfs nose.It counteracts with the red ring to cause Wolf to choke. Rage still flaring Wolf fights the wind, but he only expends depleting breath. His cold heart is poisoned blue dust and he falls choking blue dust bereft of hope....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Wind begins to form dustdevils . Red ring wears are never really in control of their own selves. Fueled by pure rage Wolf spins striking at everything Trees, statues. anything in view. Dust devils suddenly puff blue ring dust straight up Wolfs nose.It counteracts with the red ring to cause Wolf to choke. Rage still flaring Wolf fights the wind, but he only expends depleting breath. His cold heart is poisoned blue dust and he falls choking blue dust bereft of hope....
    No, you has found my weakness.
    *Watches red ring crumble into dust and fall from hand.*
    Lucky I still has Animal's ring.
    *Dons new red ring*
    Now everything burns!
    *levels entire thread with one massive blast.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Are we all dead? Different dimension? You even here Wolf? just black night and still...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Condemned to wander through darkness for all time we are now. Bodiless wraiths who seek to steal the physical form of the unwary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hmm... I like the dark. Guess I'll just wait for some unwary.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Found an escape hatch here.
    *Slips through.*
    Coming Deki?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you betcha


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches as Deki steps into trap waiting for her. *
    Now that you are all tied up, I'm off to conquer the Universe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Appears in nothingness, floats around, pulls deki out of wolfs trap "perhaps we should stop him before were forced to salute pictures of him and no one is allowed eat donuts" sets off after wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You want donuts do you!?
    *Buries toasty beneath avalanche of donuts.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Want some vodka wolfie??

    *hands bottle to wolfie, lights obscured wick hanging from bottle,legs it*

    /blocks ears behind boulder


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sorry staker i don't drink.... vodka.
    *Tosses bottle behind convenient rock*
    FWOOOSH!!
    Holy Hannah, staker's on fire! Wait never mind, staker's corpse is on fire. Hey cheap funeral at least. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sneaks up on Wolf while he is distracted by sizzling Staker. Shoots Wolf with buck shot in backside. Growly Wolf turns around Deki has dissappeared. An invisible Deki head butts Wolf -umph!!
    Trap me in that nothing place. Evil Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tracks Deki by scent. Shoots with a tranquilizer dart. Locks Deki in Care Bear prison.*
    Have fun with those sugary little bastiches fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot ! Get me out of here!! Spot busts thru prison wall. Turns sugary care bears into roastee toastees. Releases Deki and all the others Wolf has thrown in here. Deki sets up fireworks cannon but aims it at Wolf not skyward. Whoosh!! rocket hits Wolf in stomach. Look Wolf! It's a shooting star! Did you make a wish?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Rassa frassing stupid dragon. Least it killed those blasted ursine annoyances for me.
    *Launches foam bombs at Deki and Spot. Watches foam harden into perfect chrysalises for both*
    Best part is that foam is both heat and cut resisitant. Now where did I park that invisible time machine.


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