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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭sweatingbullets


    my mommy said i should never talk 2 strangers!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Stranger: Hello
    You: well hello to u too
    Stranger: heh
    Stranger: Hows life
    You: how much fun are u,on a scale of hmmm,1 to 27
    You: 27 being the most fun
    Stranger: i would say im a solid 23.5
    You: awesome,thanks for ur help
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Stranger: A WILD CHARIZARD HAS APPEARED.
    You: Daddy's on the floor
    Stranger: IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
    You: My daddy has fallen on the floor
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: wait, seriously?
    Stranger: 911 time~
    You: What's their number?
    Stranger: .....
    Stranger: rofl.
    Stranger: oh, you're good.
    You: My daddy's on the floor and my mammy's not here because she has died of AIDS
    Stranger: aw nu bro.
    Stranger: you gon get AIDs
    You: I will get aides yes
    You: helpful aides
    Stranger: haha.
    Stranger: but if you're serious, go call an ambulance or something
    Stranger: but i think you're trolling
    You: 10/10 for you.
    You: Way to go
    Stranger: b)
    Stranger: B)
    You: Can I have some money?
    Stranger: Nope.
    You: I'm a recovering alcoholic and I need to buy tablets that make me not want to drink anymore. All I need is a couple of eur
    You: *euro
    Stranger: Nah.
    Stranger: Can't help you.
    Stranger: See, I'm a recovering herion addict
    Stranger: I got nothing
    You: Heroin is for pussies.
    You: You're a pussy
    Stranger: heroin*
    You have disconnected.


    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: l am boy
    Stranger: u
    You: I are cat
    Stranger: ne
    Stranger: m or f
    You: I am really a 32 year old business woman looking for a bit of online sex while my husband is away.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected


    Stranger: hi
    You: Hello. M or F?
    Stranger: f
    You: T
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Stranger: hi
    You: I am the clit commander
    Stranger: hum?
    Stranger: clit?
    You: You have a lo
    You: woops
    You: You have a lot to learn
    You: A clit is a set of weights that men use to build up muscle. Great form of exercise.
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    Stranger: hey
    You: I'm a wanker
    You: A big stupid wanker
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    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi there.
    Stranger: name?
    You: Al InSheerah
    You: You?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: f/m
    You: t
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    Stranger: bdog
    You: bdog?
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    Stranger: hi
    You: Excuse me do you know the correct way to insert a dildo into one's ass?
    Stranger: no im sorry i dont
    Stranger: are u a man or woman
    You: Could you ask anyone around you for assistance. I just don't want to stick it too deep in there in case I **** all over the place.
    You: I'm both by the way.
    Stranger: no theres no one around
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Stranger: g
    You: Ha you lost
    Stranger: why?
    You: u typed first. I was staring you down
    Stranger: oh ****
    You: Oh yeah.
    Stranger: i wantto win bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi im 16 bisexual boy looking for camsex u want to?;)=D
    You: no thanks
    You: can we just have a chat instead?
    Stranger: why im horny?
    You: I know but unless there a vagina on your computer this wont solve your problem
    You: is there a vagina on your computer?
    Stranger: yes
    You: then why do you need a webcam at all?
    You: just do your computer
    Stranger: u wanna se my dick then?
    You: na im good thanks
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    You: so when you gonna let me hit that?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: nevermind those petty details
    You: when you gonna let me hit that?
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    You: so when you gonna let me hit that?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 218 ✭✭cbmonstra


    Stranger: hi

    You: new dangers await you. Somewhere, somehow a friend may still be alive

    Stranger: oh good

    Stranger: just one though?

    You: but nno matter where disadvantage leads you, you discover htat sometimes going too far is the only way to go...

    Stranger: im not really a fan of final fantasm

    You: dude... !! Well done, I salute you!

    Stranger: ah that was easy

    Stranger: i bet you cant get to level 10 of ma's reversing riddles!

    Stranger: they arent really riddles

    You: i've never tried, but hit me anyway, let's see how I go

    Stranger: more tests of hardcore computer geekery

    Stranger: well like i said

    Stranger: not riddles per se

    Stranger: http://3564020356.org/

    You: well, if not riddles then what... anagrams or wha?

    Stranger: stenography to begin with

    You: woah...i'm not as clever as i might first appear

    Stranger: thats allright

    Stranger: neither am i

    Stranger: im pretty good at faking it though

    Stranger: :P

    You: it's a great skill to have and has helped me in many situations... so if you have a riddle for me I'm game

    Stranger: MAL TIRRUEZF CR MAL RKZYIOL EX MAL OIY UAE RICF "MAL ACWALRM
    DYEUPLFWL CR ME DYEU MAIM UL IZL RKZZEKYFLF GH OHRMLZH"

    Stranger: there we go

    Stranger: what is the password?

    You: ow... my brain hurts... as I said... not the sharpest tool in the shed... what's brown and sticky?

    Stranger: i dont know?

    You: a stick

    Stranger: ahah

    Stranger: very good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: fail
    Stranger: autofail
    You: epic fail
    Stranger: failsauce
    You: mega-fail
    Stranger: uberfail
    You: WIN!
    Stranger: WINebago
    You: fail
    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


    You: I'm from Ireland

    Stranger: cool

    Stranger: im turkısh

    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: heyy
    You: Hi. I'm Bob. I'm a Goldfish. And a Goldfish has the memory span of
    You: Hi. I'm Bob. I'm a Goldfish. And a Goldfish has the memory span of
    You: Hi. I'm Bob. I'm a Goldfish. And a Goldfish has the memory span of
    You: Hi. I'm Bob. I'm a Goldfish. And a Goldfish has the memory span of
    You: Hi. I'm Bob. I'm a Goldfish. And a Goldfish has the memory span of
    You: Hi. I'm Bob. I'm a Goldfish. And a Goldfish has the memory span of
    You: Hi. I'm Bob. I'm a Goldfish. And a Goldfish has the memory span of
    Stranger: o great we can all cut an paste the same things 10 times
    Stranger: good luck with ur problem
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: You play Halo 3?
    You: No, I have a life

    You have disconnected.

    I know that was mean but I couldn't resist. :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hey
    Stranger: I'm typing
    You: Good for you
    Stranger: Stranger is typing
    You: Really? It says stranger is ****ing loser when I read it
    You: :O
    Stranger: Hmm
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: hi
    Stranger: hello stranger
    You: i am boring
    You: do you want to talk about boring things
    You: ?
    Stranger: ooh, super
    You: things that are not funny
    Stranger: why do you think you are boring?
    You: because people only go here to troll and cyber
    You: anyone trying to have a proper conversation must clearly be boring
    You: like me
    You: so where are you from?
    Stranger: they can be interesting sometimes
    Stranger: Florida
    You: There are a lot of old people in florida
    You: are you old?
    You: I am from nottingham
    You: in england
    Stranger: There are a lot of old people indeed.
    Stranger: I am in fact not one of them.
    Stranger: England is far away.
    You: Do you collect model trains?
    You: I collect model trains
    You: My parent's attic is covered in model track
    Stranger: I don't collect model trains.
    You: :(
    Stranger: However, there's a toy train under my bed that has been around for as long as I remember.
    You: What model?
    Stranger: It's not exactly model and I think it's broken, but it's there.
    You: Do you collect model tanks or helicopters?
    Stranger: I collect elephants and keychains.
    Stranger: Nothing else
    Stranger: not real elephants, lol.
    You: Do you prefer indian or african elephants?
    Stranger: african, but indian's fun too, I suppose.
    Stranger: I just like cute ones
    You: I prefer indian elephants becaus they are more tame
    You: Baby elephants?
    Stranger: I have a small stuffed one that I bought in Colorado, and a small figurine that I bought in Rome.
    You: I don't think elephants are cute
    You: their trunks remind me of a penis
    Stranger: penises are fun.
    Stranger: they just remind me of trunks.
    You: No, penises are not fun
    You: it's very hard not to touch mine in public
    Stranger: lol, well, less fun to have than anything else
    You: People get very offended. Especially when i'm around children
    Stranger: how can you not think elephants are cute?!
    You: Because their trunks remind me of my penis and make me want to touch it, which will get me in trouble
    Stranger: why would you touch it around children?
    Stranger: general itches or what?
    You: I don't know. I just want to touch it. I can't explain why
    Stranger: well, how do you touch it?
    Stranger: I can understand if you have to scratch it or something but if you start going to town on yourself just because, you might have issues.
    You: I'm not comfortable talking about my penis. I feel like i need to touch it and i know i shouldn't. I feel like pulling on it and rubbing it against my bed
    You: Can we talk about something else please?
    Stranger: sure, but you're the one who brought it up.
    Stranger: anyways, elephants are adorable, end of story
    Stranger: along with giraffes and panda bears
    You: I like pandas. I have a stuffed panda. Her name is billie.
    You: Did you know giraffes cannot lie on their sides?
    Stranger: no, I didn't know that, but I guess it makes sense.
    Stranger: is it a real panda or a toy panda?
    You: Toy
    Stranger: yay for toy
    Stranger: dead animals make me sad.
    You: But don't tell my parents because I am too old to play with toys
    You: But sometimes i like to anyway
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 34
    You: how old are you?
    Stranger: 18
    Stranger: significantly younger
    You: I lost my virginity at 18
    You: are you a virgin?
    Stranger: I lost it at 15
    You: The girl i had sex with was 13 at the time. Her parents got really annoyed when they found out
    You: :(
    You: We had to move house
    You: I never got to see her again :*(
    You: Sometimes i wonder if i found her today would she still love me
    You: I'm still in love with her
    Stranger: I didn't find you boring, your penis and pedophilia talk was very inspiring, but I'll be going now.
    Stranger: byebye!
    You: /b/ much?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: What's pink and fluffy?
    Stranger: lots of things
    You: Pink fluff
    You: What's blue and fluffy?
    Stranger: ...
    You: Pink fluff holding its breath
    Your conversational partner has disconnected


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    You: How the hell do you counteract viagra?
    You: I've been hard for hours.
    You: Won't go down.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected



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    Stranger: hey
    You: I'm a local single from your area. Wanna take me out for pizza?
    Stranger: how do you know where "my area" is?
    You: Between your legs right?
    Stranger: oh right. very funny. no, i live in sweden. have a nice life, dick
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    You: I think I'm a slut.
    Stranger: How idd you come to this conclustion?
    Stranger: did*
    You: Well last night I had a hobo orgy for 20 cent. I needed to get bus fair home and then I lost my wallet and then had to suck off the driver so he'd let me on.
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    Stranger: brasil?
    You: hell no
    You have disconnected.


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    You: I wanna be on you.
    Stranger: on me?
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: you wanna lay on top of me?
    Stranger: and then what?
    You: I want to **** on you.
    You: Yeah baby
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    Stranger: Hola
    You: Howdy
    Stranger: EL JUEGO!
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    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: hurry
    You: 30, **** **** bollocks,,,, male, cock cock cock ****,,, Ireland..... You'll have to forgive me I've got (****, cum bucket) keyboard tourettes.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    I got frekin rickrolled!!!, some guy just pasted out all the lyrics and left :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: Ireland
    You: you?
    Stranger: poland
    Stranger: f/m
    You: male
    Stranger: f
    You: you?
    Stranger: f
    You: cool
    Stranger: how old?
    You: 28
    You: u
    Stranger: 18 :D
    You: nice
    Stranger: i know
    Stranger: ;)
    You: lol
    Stranger: lol2
    You: ;)
    Stranger: :)
    You: so what are you up to
    Stranger: what?
    You: what are you doing/
    You: ?
    You: besides talking to me
    Stranger: listen music
    Stranger: and u ?
    You: same actually
    Stranger: watch tv
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: ;)
    You: having a beer aswell
    Stranger: what kind of music
    You: hip hop
    You: and some dance
    Stranger: mee to ;D
    You: cool
    Stranger: i dance to
    Stranger: i love dance!
    You: same here
    Stranger: send me a pic please
    You: how??
    Stranger: copy a link;)
    Stranger: from pic;)
    You: ok let me find one
    Stranger: ok ;
    Stranger: take ur time
    You: http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1&MemberId=508838&PhotoAlbumId=8180084094&PhotoId=8180232306
    Stranger: what kind of dance do u dancing
    You: No i'm a Dj
    Stranger: aaaa
    You: have you a pic
    Stranger: no
    You: ok
    Stranger: ;)
    Stranger: im must be getting along
    Stranger: so bye
    You: ok i'll probably see you over here sometime
    You: in spar
    You: or supermacs
    Stranger: supermacs?
    You: Its a nightclub
    Stranger: im usualy go to zainzi bar
    You: Is that near Howl At The Moon
    Stranger: g 2 g now
    You: ok see you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: vwhai, hezzo zher' mein buddy!
    You: Whoah, is this the future?
    Stranger: do not verry i spechk gut englisch!!!
    Stranger: not liek zose crezee chinese peoples
    You: you are quite strange, future-man
    You: tell me, do they have robot prostitutes in your time?
    Stranger: zyes! In zee future vwhee speek every nuance weeth our typingz!
    You: This is most perplexing
    Stranger: Yes, zhe are like any other computer medium
    Stranger: Sorry, it's getting hard to type like that ;x
    Stranger: computer storage medium*
    Stranger: a bit like floppy discs
    You: Thats ok, I forgive you
    You: What year be it?
    Stranger: It be 2100
    You: Ye Gods!
    Stranger: Damn you for not fixing global warming!
    You: I have travelled far
    Stranger: DAMN YOU.
    Stranger: IT'S ALL YOUR SINGULAR FAULT.
    You: I apologise again
    Stranger: Why didn't you fight for the electric car?!
    Stranger: Why didn't you fight for renewable energy?!
    Stranger: YOU.
    You: It was a losing battle I tells you!!!
    Stranger: IT'S YOUR FAULT./
    You: All of it!
    Stranger: Some battles are worth dieing for!
    Stranger: WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.
    You: They lied to us!
    Stranger: LIAR.
    You: They said we would all have lovely tans if you continued to pollute
    Stranger: Ah yes... Medetteranian tans...
    Stranger: Of course
    You: Its not so bad here in the future though
    Stranger: you would have sucummbed to the propaganda
    You: I like those funny things on your head
    You: what are they called?
    Stranger: Earings!
    You: Head-peni?
    Stranger: Are you calling my earings phallic imagery?!
    Stranger: Hympth! Thank god we've evolved culturally.
    You: Of course no.... I....I....
    Stranger: What year are you from?
    You: 2009
    You: Anything interesting happen in that year?
    Stranger: I'm assuming atleast the 20th century, with your lack of superstitious mutterings
    Stranger: Yes, something interesting went down on September 2nd 2009
    You: Oh noes!
    You: Tell me!
    Stranger: I'm afraid that would be against time laws... They even have an institution that monitors time offenses these days
    Stranger: but of course
    Stranger: everyone knew someone big was coming on sept 2nd
    You: Of course, of course
    Stranger: on your year
    Stranger: so i can mention the date
    Stranger: but only the date
    You: Does it involve ice cream?
    Stranger: Indirectly... But of course, we know everything is linked by now.
    You: I like ice cream
    You: I call it 'Nice cream'
    You: but I digress
    Stranger: What a quant culture you had back then...
    Stranger: quaint*
    You: Have women evolved a third boob in your time yet?
    Stranger: Unfortunately no =[
    You: Total Recall lied!!
    Stranger: Ah, but total recall was just a dream
    You: Or was it?
    Stranger: Yes, I can tell you from a future standpoint, it was.
    Stranger: We went back in time and monitored the author closely.
    Stranger: I'm breaking time laws telling you this
    You: Do you dream of three boobed women?
    You: I sure do
    Stranger: well, I have often thought about starting a eugenics program
    Stranger: to try and breed three boobed women
    You: I have something to tell you now....
    Stranger: It's a pitty you're not a 3 boobed women
    Stranger: Oh? :o
    You: I am a Time Officer, you have breached several Time Laws and Quantum Codes
    You: You are under arrest
    Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Stranger: Can I see your identification?
    You: Sure, here you go, *shoots with Time Laser*
    Stranger: Nobody would have believed your character!
    Stranger: Hehe, that tickled.
    You: Dammit
    You: That was supposed to send you back to September 1st 2009
    Stranger: Nooo! Let's hope you don't manage to repair your time laser before i get away
    You: *repairs Time Laser*
    Stranger: I'd only have a day
    Stranger: to prepare for sep 2nd
    Stranger: :: runs ::
    You: *shoots self by accident*
    You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Stranger: Nooo!!! :: runs and tries to grab you ::
    Stranger: nobody deserves that fate!
    Stranger: :: gets sucked in with you ::
    Stranger: NOOO
    Stranger: damnit!
    Stranger: now we're in this together!
    You: The bunnies! Get them off me!!
    Stranger: THEY'RE... BREEDING ALREADY!
    Stranger: JUST LIKE THE TEXTBOOKS SAID!
    Stranger: Arghhh!1!1!
    You: Get the ice cream!!!
    Stranger: Of course, of course!
    You: Back off evil bunnies! Unless you want vanilla in your face!
    Stranger: I've got vanilla, and I'm not afraid to replace your carrots with it!
    Stranger: LET THE RABBITS GO BLIND.
    Stranger: LET THEM NOT SEE IN THE DARK.
    You: Oh no.... look over there *points*
    Stranger: :: looks ::
    You: Its Lord Rabbit of the Death Zone
    You: He's huge!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: :(... Oh noes, we're ****ed.
    Stranger: We should not have been so arrogant with time!
    You: We were fools!!!
    You: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: Damn our arrogance!
    You: We have too much time on our hands, don't we?
    Stranger: hahahahah yeah... Truely we do
    Stranger: Still, better than your average omegle conversation xD
    You: true, very true *looks back on conversation with fondness*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    I just got some random Finnish girl's e-mail address. Score!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 boonen


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    You: knock knock
    Stranger: who's there?
    You: disco
    Stranger: disco who?
    You: disconnect

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: I LOVE CHOCOLATE
    You: is that because you can't get laid?
    Stranger: Surely ...
    Stranger: *whine*
    Stranger: Why are you so mean bwaaaah
    You: Aw don't be sad. You can eat your troubles away
    You: www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
    You: om nom nom
    Stranger: ho let's check it out
    You: thats a genuine link btw. its not spam or any virus type ****
    Stranger: woah
    Stranger: it's a wonderfull world of food
    You: yup. for people like you and me, where sex just isnt a viable option
    You: unless you pay for it
    You: and in which case, from my experience, its never worth it
    You: especially when you have to spend 2 hours at the STI clinic the next day
    You: but i digress
    Stranger: D:
    Stranger: man
    Stranger: i'm gonna build my own empire of chocolate
    Stranger: and conquer the world
    You: thats not a good idea. did you not read "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"? The bit with the Indian Prince and his palace of chocolate melting.
    You: if you want an empire of chocolate, you must first destroy the ultimate enemy
    You: THE SUN
    Stranger: O RLY
    Stranger: I m gonna put an end to this son of a
    Stranger: but how am i supposed to do this
    You: I'm afraid I have helped you as much as I can.
    You: The rest of the journey must be taken by you alone
    You: Godspeed, my fat sexless friend

    You have disconnected.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    I just got some random Finnish girl's e-mail address. Score!

    I got a girl to send me a pic of her holding a piece of paper saying "omegle.com".

    Should I use it to pretend I am female on omegle, or would that be unethical?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    I got a girl to send me a pic of her holding a piece of paper saying "omegle.com".

    Should I use it to pretend I am female on omegle, or would that be unethical?

    If shes hot, Yes. Infact pics or GTFO.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Stranger: im a horny male looking for horny female
    You: You're in luck buddy
    You: I'm a pimp
    Stranger: age?
    You: Do you have 50 dollars to spare?

    DISCONNECTED.

    Damn cheap skate. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    I just got some random Finnish girl's e-mail address. Score!

    Add a hot Canadian bird to that :D I'm starting to like this site ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    I actualy managed to end up talking to someone I personaly know, odd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,968 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    I'm addicted to this now :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I actualy managed to end up talking to someone I personaly know, odd.

    Same here..... and then I got this. Clearly the French detest the Irish.

    Stranger: hi
    You: Hello
    Stranger: how are you
    You: I'm good thanks. And yourself?
    Stranger: good thanks
    You: Where are you frolm
    You: *from?
    Stranger: i'm french and you?
    You: I'm Irish
    Your conversational partner has disconnected


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    Stranger: hi
    You: hi yourself
    Stranger: what's up?
    You: m/f
    Stranger: m. you?
    You: im from texas
    You: i like cats
    Stranger: lol random lol
    You: yeah thats me
    Stranger: cats are awesome. never been to texas im afraid
    You: sters and queers
    Stranger: sters?
    You: cowboys
    Stranger: oh lol like brokeback mountain or what?
    You: kinda without the hats
    Stranger: LMAO
    You: buckel up
    Stranger: you know it. lol
    You: yeeee haaa
    Stranger: oh well bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    You: why is stranger always typing
    Stranger: Good point! I want to talk with someone else.
    You: type faster
    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    I just had a conversation with someone who claimed to be Dakota Fanning. Said her mate from Twilight uses Omegle too. Obviously I didnt believe them, have I made a dire mistake?

    Oh and her excuse for leaving the conversation was that 'some of the cast wanted to go get food'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    You: Believe it or not Ireland is the bigest exporter of bananas in the world. Although bananas do not grow in Ireland, Fyffes (an Irish owned company) imports bananas from Columbia, Honduras, Belize and Costa Rica and then exports them throughout Europe making Ireland, as a country, the biggest exporter of bananas in the world!

    Stranger: heey

    You: Isnt that mad????

    Stranger: cool

    You: Hahaha

    You: Your turn

    Stranger: hahaahahaha

    Stranger: what the ****?

    You: Tell me something I don't know¬

    You: Go!

    Stranger: well, i'm a **** bitch

    Stranger: and i want you

    You: Brilliant!

    You: Thats perfect

    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA

    Stranger: i'm kidding

    You: Hahaha

    You: Hey, help me out...

    Stranger: i'm just a little girl

    You: Brown or blue?

    Stranger: huumm, blue, i think

    You: Ok... And silver or black?

    Stranger: silver, of course

    You: Oh good choice!

    You: Now brown or white?

    Stranger: and now you, black or white?

    Stranger: brown

    You: Damn I was hoping you'd say white, but maybe you're right

    You: Ill go with black

    Stranger: oow good choice guy

    Stranger: whats your name?

    You: Steve, yours?

    Stranger: do you like bananas? oO

    Stranger: Manuella

    You: Hahaha

    You: Yeah I do

    Stranger: hahahahaha

    You: So what were you picking colours for?

    You: Im tryin to decide what to wear

    You: And its all sorted now

    You: WOOOOOHHOOOOOOO

    Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

    Stranger: good lucky

    You: What were you picking?

    Stranger: in brazil

    Stranger: and u?

    You: That's a strange answer, but ok... Im in Ireland

    You: Whats Brazil like?

    You: Id love to go over

    You: My brother went there and said it was ****ing CRAZYYYY

    Stranger: here is very good

    You: Bananas?

    Stranger: come here!!

    Stranger: yes

    You: Say no more, I'm coming!!!

    You: Hahaha

    Stranger: OKKKKKKKKKKK

    Stranger: so, i see you in brazil

    Stranger: one day..

    Stranger: hahahaha

    You: Have you ever watched a show called fawlty towers?

    You: Theres a guy in it called manuel

    You: Its the funniest thing Ive ever seen

    Stranger: i never see

    You: You should find it on youtube

    You: Its great

    You: He's a proter in a hotel

    Stranger: ooow yeah, i'll search

    You: sorry a porter

    You: and he doesnt understand english

    You: so he keeps getting everything wrong

    You: Hahaha youll have to see it though

    Stranger: hahahaha, like me]

    You: Haha!

    You: So what do you do? apart from eating bananas?

    Stranger: you are very funny

    Stranger: and crazy

    Stranger: oow, nothing

    Stranger: and u?

    Stranger: i'm skater

    You: Nothing?!!! Oh no! I thought you were going to let me in on a huge secret

    You: Like that you are a super hero

    You: err

    You: banana man!

    You: Thats who you are!

    Stranger: how do you know?

    You: Skater eh? A girl skater? Thats cool

    Stranger: :O

    You: I skate too

    Stranger: yeessss

    You: Bowls mainly

    Stranger: really?!

    Stranger: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    You: I love BOWLS!!!

    You: Yeah

    You: You know Tony Alva?

    Stranger: yes, the dogtown

    You: Yeah!

    You: He's my favourite skater ever!

    Stranger: Peggy Oki

    You: He's great

    You: Eats tons of bananas too

    Stranger: HAHAHAHAAHHA

    You: Thats why he's so good see

    You: You'll be that good if you keep at those Brazillian bananas

    Stranger: have a many bananas here!!!

    You: Haha

    You: What kind of skating do you like?

    Stranger: how old are you?

    You: guess

    You: id say you're 16 or 17

    You: Maybe im wrong though

    Stranger: 17

    You: Wow!

    You: Haha I got it!

    You: Oh crap that was your guess

    Stranger: stranger

    You: I thought you were saying I was right

    You: Damn

    You: Im 20

    You: You?

    Stranger: nice

    Stranger: 17

    You: So I did get it right!

    You: Wooohooo!

    Stranger: hahahahaha

    Stranger: who do you guess?

    Stranger: how*

    You: just give it a go... You're pretty fun to talk to so I thought you'd be about that age

    You: Just a guess really

    You: So, when I get to Brazil...

    You: What the 3 things that I HAVE to do

    You: Whats the best things over there?

    Stranger: go to the beachs, it's veeeeery beautiful

    You: I love beaches!

    Stranger: really?! i'm too

    Stranger: i love sea, i love sun

    Stranger: i love the life

    You: Course you do!

    You: Everyone does!

    You: You love bananas too remember

    Stranger: hahahaaha

    Stranger: yes

    Stranger: my cousin is here

    You: Hello cousin!

    You: Let me talk to your cousin

    Stranger: Heelloo

    You: Hey!

    You: Are you crazy about bananas too?

    You: Your cousin was tellin me that she eats 100000000000000000000000000 bananas a day

    Stranger: no, i'm not

    You: Ah no!

    Stranger: i like oranges

    You: Thats not good at all

    You: oranges are the work of evil!

    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA

    Stranger: i'm back

    You: Get you cousin back on here

    You: Oh hi!

    Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    You: I like you much bettert

    Stranger: crazyy dude

    You: Oranges?

    Stranger: hahahahaha

    You: That person is insane!!!

    Stranger: urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    You: Haha whats that?

    Stranger: INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    You: Your stomach rumbling for more bananas?

    You: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    You: Hahahhaa

    Stranger: its cold here

    Stranger: and there?

    You: Yeah its pretty cold

    You: got a nice cup of tea though

    Stranger: good idea

    You: Yup yup

    You: Tell me more about Brazil

    Stranger: i'm going to drink a nice cup of bananas tea

    You: Hahahaha!

    You: I just fell over laughing

    You: High five

    You: Hahahhaha

    Stranger: its wonderful!! its happy, but have a bad conditions.. like crimes, but not much

    You: What are the people like? Do many people speak english there?

    You: I only know french

    Stranger: no

    You: and english of course

    Stranger: i love french, its so beautiful

    You: oui bien sur

    Stranger: i know spanish

    You: Wow cool!

    You: I wish I learned spanish... maybe soon Ill start

    Stranger: hola, que tal

    Stranger: its like portuguese

    You: That doesn't help me at all... I'll learn it some day

    You: I'm trying to learn russian at the moment

    You: But I can't afford the books!

    You: I have some cds and stuff, but I cant read russian or write it

    You: Where did you learn english?

    You: From a banana box?

    Stranger: hahahaha

    You: Hahaha your english is goood

    Stranger: so so

    You: so so so

    You: Im winning!

    Stranger: Ronaldo was born here, Gisele Bunchen too.. Felipe Massa

    Stranger: i'm a loser

    You: What??

    You: Hahaha

    You: best line yet

    Stranger: line?

    You: Felipe massa is cool

    You: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Stranger: whats it?

    Stranger: hahahaha

    You: Line... I meant when you said 'im a loser' I cracked up laughing... It just made me laugh thats all

    You: If you say a good line its like a joke that you didnt intend to make

    Stranger: ooow yes

    You: Haha micheal jackson... ooow!!!

    Stranger: what do you do there?

    You: In ireland?

    Stranger: yes

    You: I work on a farm at the moment...

    Stranger: cool!!!

    You: But I'll be going back to college soon

    Stranger: what do you wanna bewhy?

    You: I need to find a new job for that

    Stranger: why*

    You: Im studying *********


    You: And I want to be a surgeon

    You: eventually!€

    You: How about yourself, what do you want to do?

    Stranger: ITS REALLY COOL!!

    You: Apart from eating bananas and saving the world

    Stranger: i wanna be a oceanographer

    You: Wow!

    You: Thats sounds great!

    Stranger: or biology

    You: Fair play

    Stranger: yes, i even love it

    You: Haha I get you

    You: I love biology too

    You: its amazing

    Stranger: yess

    You: For one of my classes this year we have to train 3 lab rats

    You: We get to keep them for 9 months

    You: I can't wait to get mine!

    Stranger: oow cuuute

    You: Im gonna give them the wierdest names

    You: Ones gonna be elton john

    Stranger: hahahaahaah

    You: Thats the gay one... The one that stays out of the fights

    Stranger: hahaahaah

    You: The other is gonna be Marilyn Monroe

    You: Thats so that the gay one has somebody to talk about shoes to

    You: And the last one is gonna be Rambo

    You: He's the asshole

    Stranger: HAHAHAAHAHAH

    You: The one that Monroe wants to screw

    You: but Elton john is always watching them

    You: So then one day Rambo is gonna go CRAZY!

    You: He's gonna get so mad

    Stranger: do you have a pet?

    You: And he's gonna rip elton's head off while singin SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTIN GET A LITTLE ACTION IN!!!!!!!!!

    You: Its gonna be great!

    Stranger: hahaahahaha

    You: Yeah I have a dog and a few fish

    Stranger: ooooww

    You: The fish are cool, they kind of keep to themselves

    You: but my dog...

    You: jeez

    You: He's doctor evil!€

    You: How about you?

    Stranger: if i have..

    Stranger: yes, i have a cat

    You: What do you call it?

    Stranger: because i live with my grandmother and she dont a dog

    Stranger: lady zu

    Stranger: it was name of the brasilian singer

    Stranger: brazilian*

    You: Yeah lady zu.... she's really hot!

    You: Well was

    Stranger: do you know?

    Stranger: oO

    You: A bit too old now

    Stranger: lieeeeer

    Stranger: hahahaha

    You: Get out of it

    You: Hahahhaa

    Stranger: :O

    Stranger: you dont want meeeeeeeeeee

    Stranger: :(

    You: What are you talking about?

    You: cheer up

    You: :)

    Stranger: :)

    Stranger: do you have a facebook?

    You: I do actually

    You: You have one too?

    You: Tell me how to find you

    Stranger: ******** ****** **** ******

    Stranger: i think

    Stranger: haha

    You: You think?

    You: Hahaha

    Stranger: yes hahahaah

    You: is that you wearing a pink top? And a flower in your hair?

    Stranger: yeess

    You: Cool! I found you!

    You: Ok, well my real name is ***!

    Stranger: cooooool

    You: I told you i was steve earlier

    Stranger: hahahahaaha

    You: Sorry about that!

    You: But you can see my page

    You: Hahaha

    Stranger: :)

    Stranger: i'll see

    You: Cool I just added you

    You: wahey!

    Stranger: heeeyy

    You: Haha thats cool

    Stranger: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    You: Crazy eh?

    You: Im not crazy! Its you I swear!

    You: That picture is me and my band

    You: We played with ods

    You: They were there too

    Stranger: i know, i know

    You: Hahaha

    Stranger: ods?

    You: Of course you know... You're banana woman

    You: Ods... Oliver Dawson Saxon

    You: Theyre a band from 1980's... They're really good

    You: Do you like music?

    Stranger: yesss

    Stranger: i like hardcore... NOFX, less than jake, sublime

    You: Cool

    Stranger: and u like what?

    You: Older stuff...

    You: Megadeth

    You: Metallica

    You: Ozzy

    You: Flotsam and Jetsam

    You: Thin lizzy

    Stranger: ozzy is innnsaneeeeeeee

    You: Hahah

    You: He;s good though

    You: You gone collecting bananas?

    You: havin a good feed for youself yeah!?

    You: Hahahah

    Stranger: i dont know, i think so..

    Stranger: i eat bananas

    Stranger: hahahaha

    You: What else do you like?

    Stranger: granola

    You: Whats Granola?

    Stranger: its a nature cereal

    You: Fair enough

    You: Look Im wrecked

    You: Gonna head off to bed

    You: Nice to meet you though!

    Stranger: nice to meet you dude

    You: Ill talk to you some other time

    You: Tell your cousin to stay away from oranges

    You: Theyre not worth the risk

    Stranger: yess

    You: Hahaha goodnight!

    Stranger: good night

    Stranger: byeeee



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    Thats pretty long dont you think?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    Stranger: im horny and wat to stick my d*ck down ure throat then t*tty fúck u till i cúm on ure face
    You: sounds gud
    Stranger: ya i thought so\
    You: only thing i dnt **** midgets r kids
    You have disconnected.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: whats ur bra size?

    You: 34DD

    Stranger: srsly?

    You: Yep

    Stranger: fake?

    You: What!?No real!

    Stranger: are u chubby then?

    You: Nope

    Stranger: how did u get those then?

    You: Fucking evolution


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: m or f

    You: milf

    Stranger: age

    You: 39

    Stranger: add me pls

    Stranger: ramis-greece@hotmail.com

    Stranger: or give me ur msn

    Stranger: i love milf

    You: Oh yeah sure

    You: I hope you like penis too

    You: cause i got one

    Stranger: put it in ur ass

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Too easy lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: sup?? m/18

    You: 14/f/arizona

    You: How are u?:)

    Stranger: im good?? just got home from work?? u?? u still in vacation?

    You: Yeah just at home alone:) Yes i am

    Stranger: horny??

    You: ..yes:)

    Stranger: send em som pci

    You: THIS CONVERSATION IS BEING MONITORED BY THE FBI AND U.S POLICE DEPARTMENT,SEXUAL CHAT WITH A MINOR ONLINE IS ILLEAGAL AND WE ARE NOW LOGGING YOUR IP ADDRESS

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Ok last one I swear!!:pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi~
    You: yo dawg
    Stranger: you from?
    You: yes
    Stranger: my from korea
    You: kool
    You: north or south
    Stranger: so just little English but!!
    Stranger: google translate
    You: i like little English butt
    You: you from north or south korea?
    Stranger: yes!
    Stranger: south!
    You: ewwwwwwww

    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I enjoyed being Bob. :)

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: bob????
    You: ya
    You: why not
    You: im bob
    Stranger: we meet again!
    You: but this time the advantage is mine
    You: MWAH HA HA
    Stranger: i've missed your evil laugh
    You: it is indeed the sweetest music one could ever hear
    You: i may laugh for you again before i destroy you
    Stranger: you don't know how long i've waited
    You: well your wait is finally over
    You: but now
    You: WE MUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH
    Stranger: no fighting bob!
    Stranger: we're meant for each other
    Stranger: its destiny
    You: Hmm.....I didn't know you were ghey
    You: this changes everything
    Stranger: im not gay!!
    Stranger: how could u say such things
    You: So what, you're a woman? GTFO!!
    Stranger: did u just swear at me?
    Stranger: DID YOU???
    You: No ****ing way
    You: I never ****ing swear
    Stranger: this is hard for me to see, bob
    You: OK i'm bored of you now. I'll just shoot you know and get it over with
    You: *BANG*

    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    Stranger: Hello.
    You: hi
    Stranger: My name is Sam, I trade dis--coloured food. Would you like some green eggs and ham?
    You: indeed i would
    You: do you need my address?
    Stranger: Yes, purchase now and get 'Blue Pork' at amazing rates until 2011.
    You: That's not really discoloured though, it's more recoloured, or do you mean raw pork?
    You: Either way i'd like some send it to me at, 1600 pennsylvania ave nw washington dc
    Stranger: Raw pork that has gone mouldy and that mould is delicious and blue.
    You: So s it like cheese then?
    Stranger: Yes, I suppose if you want to think of it like that.
    You: I d like cheese ever so much
    Stranger: I suppose we might be able to find you a discount on Red Leister cheese.
    Stranger: Your in luck, we only have one in stock.
    You: Red.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    Stranger: So you do not like Red Leister?
    You: What kind of cheese is it?
    You: Describe it in three words
    Stranger: Anyway, onto your payment method. We take Paypal, Credit Card or Check.
    Stranger: Like Cheddar Cheese.
    You: If i give you my online banking logon can you sort it yourself?
    Stranger: For PayPal?
    You: No my personal banking acc.
    Stranger: Oh, Who are you with?
    You: Barings
    Stranger: O.K
    Stranger: I'll call Gary our payments manager to help you.
    You: Ok, well the acc is held under my own name, Mr N Leeson
    Stranger: He says that the payment section are on strike and all orders must be post-poned.
    You: Awe shucks
    Stranger: May I enquire something?
    You: Indeed you may.
    Stranger: Before you confirm your purchase, I was wondering whether you wanted to know something about our products?
    You: No not really.
    Stranger: O.K
    Stranger: Do you wish to confirm your purchase?
    You: Engage!
    Stranger: This is an automated message, you are now being transfered to the head of payments.
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: Hello, I'm Gary.
    You: Sup Gary
    Stranger: I heard you wish to have a medium 'green eggs + ham deal', am i correct?
    You: No, red cheese and blue pork for me.
    Stranger: Oh, sorry. That comes to a total of $9.78.
    You: GTFO
    Stranger: Pardon?
    You: I'm sorry i'm haveing trouble accessing my bank acc for some reason
    Stranger: May I remind you that the total includes P&P?
    You: Insuffucient Funds, oh no...
    Stranger: And as for legal reasons I need to say 70% of our customers recieve food poisoning after consuming our products.
    You: Oh i know all about unhappy customers belive you me.
    You: gtg write something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I'm crap at this.


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: asl

    You: ooohhh say what say what say what?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    This is addictive, please make it stop :P

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hey there

    You: hi

    You: my dad says all people on the internet are perverts, i don't think thats true

    Stranger: i want to fcuk your a****** with a banana

    Stranger: yes they are

    Stranger: all of em

    Stranger: ;)

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    What a sweetheart :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Ok, last time I swear :P

    This place is full of weirdos :pac:

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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: Like nazis?

    Stranger: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

    You: They are ok , given their due

    Stranger: I've always wanted to touch a nazi penis

    Stranger: If i had a time machine my dream could come true

    You: really?

    You: them dudes are all over the place

    Stranger: are you a nazi?

    You: you is from the good ould U S of A

    You: Maybe

    Stranger: would you let me touch your penor?

    You: yeah, why not

    Stranger: You have made a boy happy tonight.

    You: Tonight, you say. that means your in the northern hemisphere?

    You: I can see you........dirty boy

    Stranger: I made the hemisphere, don't talk **** about it.

    You: hee hee

    You: Gone on post the pedo beer, you know you want too

    Stranger: no i

    Stranger: u whoops

    Stranger: pretty much failed thar.

    You: Whoops upside your head, I said whoops upside your head

    Stranger: so you do like little girls?

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    You: does that answer your question?

    You: Well, does it?

    Stranger: Want free loli.

    You: Lollypop, lollypop, oh my lolly lolly. lollpop lollyopop oh my lolly

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Word
    Stranger: sup?
    You: Not much, chilling out listening to some wicked little mixes. you?
    Stranger: rubbing my pussy ;P
    You: Yeah? Everytime i rub my pussy it gets all scratchy.
    Stranger: nice
    You: It's funny, i must be either talking about my pet cat, or a STD infected vag....you don't seem to require clarification on this issue. You must have an interesting life.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Actually no, this one is much better, just happened this instant.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi male lookin female wif msn nd cam >
    You: You sad bastard.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭jossnjuice


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: I love you
    You: mom???
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: Asl?
    You: 17 f la
    You: u?
    Stranger: 15 m ny
    You: kul, what you at man?
    Stranger: Huh>
    Stranger: Wjo's that?
    You: whos who?\
    You: kaiser soze
    Stranger: Oh
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: what's your name?
    You: kaiser soze.......the 2nd
    You: lynn
    You: whats yours bb??
    Stranger: Max
    Stranger: Wanna ****?
    You: absolutlely.....
    You: no **** right off
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    You: Hello....
    Stranger: hello
    You: how did you get this number?
    Stranger: what number
    You: This number, you're a cop aren't you.
    Stranger: okay
    You: Look man, I'm in hiding I really need to know how you got this number.
    Stranger: a man told me ..
    You: What man, was it Gerry? That ****ing rat, I'm gonna take his ****ing knee caps for that!
    Stranger: no .i donot know
    You: You gotta help me, where did you last see him? This is serious bro, I need to know.
    Stranger: okay,man.NY
    You: NY.......NY........NY is ****ing huge you lumox, where in NY, I gotta get this taken care of before the cops find me. Are you sure you are not a cop? Because if you are it's entrapment, that's illegal
    Stranger: no .i am not.
    Stranger: and i wiil not tell them.
    You: OK man, you gotta help me. Will you do me a favour.
    Stranger: you owe me man ..
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: favour
    You: Look I need you to deliver a message and a small package to Gerry, His full name is Gerry McAuley.
    You: You will probably find him in the Kinsale Tavern 1672 Third Avenue between 93rd and 94th Street, most days the ****ing alcoholic ****.
    You: I will need you to go to the nearest meat-packing plant and get a pig's head. Can you do that?
    You: Please man, I am really desperate.
    You: Hello?
    Stranger: but i am in china
    Stranger: and 2009
    You: That's a lie and you know it, look man, if you do this for me I will take care of you. I'll take care of you good. But I really need this done by tomorrow night. Please.
    Stranger: i am really a chinese,man
    You: But there is no way you are in china, this site is blocked there, I NEED you to do this. It's a simple message, I need you to tell Gerry that William Mac says hi, and hand him the Pigs head. It's necessary. Please.
    Stranger: you trust me ?
    You: Well, I am willing to look past your previous lies. I need this done, and you are the only person I have been in contact with except my Ma, god bless her. Please, once this blows over you will be taken care of.
    You: I treat my friends good.
    Stranger: hey man.i think you should change another one .
    You: Change what?
    Stranger: i am really can not help you
    You: Why not? Please man, I am begging you. Please!!!!! Kinsale Tavern 1672 Third Avenue between 93rd and 94th Street
    Stranger: china .dou yo know?
    You: Why would you lie to me, I thought we were friends?
    Stranger: i think we are friends too.but i am really in china.
    You: You're dead man, you are dead, your whole families dead. I know people big people. You have no clue who you just screwed over. Sayonara asswipe, I'm gonna get you and your whole stinkin family.
    Heh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭jossnjuice


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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: kaiser soze??
    Stranger: Not possible. I am Kaiser Soze
    You: explain your actions then kaiser!!!!
    Stranger: Not possible. My guess is you'll never hear from me again after this conversation.
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    You: you killed my happy place, i will have no chice but to seek retribution on your family. and your families family
    Stranger: Not possible. I am an enigma. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing everyone he didn't exist and just like that............................He's gone
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Love how you can run with anything!

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: I'm just
    You: .............
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: what?
    You: too much
    Stranger: oh,i see
    You: I'm just back from a very bad sex party
    You: did not go down how I wanted
    Stranger: what do you want?
    You: A good shower after that but mine is broken
    You: someone broke into my place last week and thrashed my bathroom
    You: no reason whatsoever
    Stranger: oh,what i can do?
    You: I dunno
    You: You're not the one stinking of faeces and staring into a computer screen at 5:30 in the morning
    You: just found a corn in my hair
    You: i need a shower
    Stranger: oh ,yes1
    You: oh, no!
    Stranger: ha
    You: If you're girlfriend asks you to try out new things, just don't listen
    You: run for your life
    Stranger: you are right,
    Stranger: but i don't think so
    You: Trust me
    You: be careful when you're giving her oral
    Stranger: why?
    You: or she just might **** in your mouth
    You: like me
    Stranger: that's bad
    You: It tasted so bitter
    You: I wsa forced to chew on the entire thing
    Stranger: how awful!
    Stranger: was she so bad?
    You: I should broke her jaw
    Stranger: unbelieveable!
    You: she wouln't give me anything to wash out my mouth with except a pitcher of piss
    You: that wasn't so bad
    You: because I couldn't get the tast of **** out of my mouth
    Stranger: why you tell me that?
    You: Because I don't know you
    You: No reprecussions
    Stranger: oh,
    Stranger: Sympathizes with you
    You: Christ, you probably wouldn't even believe me if I told you I met her because of a broken Rubix cube
    You: I wouldn't blame you
    You: thanks
    You: I'm going outside to see if the hose by the neighbor's wall is still there
    You: have a quick wash
    You have disconnected.

    Or:

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: looking to talk to horny female around 15
    You: Reporting you immediately
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,095 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi 7 f usa
    Stranger: u
    Stranger: :)
    You: 45 m usa
    Stranger: hi want to be friends hehe
    You: word of advice
    You: when you see him run... run.. and dont look bacl
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    Stranger: its shota cat you sick ****, how do you know about him
    Stranger: lol
    You: my kid told me about him
    You: scared the **** out of her
    You: the bills for the psychologist
    You: i just dont want to talk about it
    Stranger: yeah thats okay , lol, later bitch



    I dont think she was 7


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    afatbollix wrote: »

    I dont think she was 7

    I don't think it was a she either!

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hey, I'm sorry..but do you have updoc?
    Stranger: looking 4 female
    You: I'm looking for updoc
    Stranger: what is updoc?
    You: not much, what's up with you?
    Stranger: fine

    Sometimes the simple jokes are the best.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    I used that Trojan idea from a few pages back :P

    You: Hi!
    Stranger: hiwhere r u from
    You: England
    Stranger: china
    You: Ahh my computer is going really slow
    You: UPLOADING TROJAN_23IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_24IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_25IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_26IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_26.34IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_27IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_28IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_33IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_DF33IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_03IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_01IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_23DDX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_342IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_287.3IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_99.93IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_237cIX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_missypop.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_3.x.2.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_239IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_IIISIX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_demunXxX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_restall.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_windows.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_windowsXP.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_windowsVISTA.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_67x.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_missypop9000.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_4see.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_H.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_AN.EXE

    ….UPLOAD COMPLETE!!
    Stranger: fcukyou
    Stranger: trojan man
    You: Installing missing files... 1 of 67 (2%)
    Stranger: what's this
    You: I haven't a clue!! I don't know what's happening :O
    Stranger: your computer must be a trojan collecter
    You: Installing missing files... 67 of 67 (100%)
    Stranger: just fix a software like norton
    You: Trojan pinged to China ISP (132.68.13.64)
    Stranger: ****you
    Stranger: ****yourself bitch
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭wolfric


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: 80/m/a little dark room with lots of little boys with me
    You: can i stroke you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    i laughed my ass off at this.
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: whats the answer to life, the universe and everything
    Stranger: me
    You have disconnected.

    Although actually on another note... my first conversation went very well. i met some some french girl who was a geek at heart and actually educated for a change... pity there aren't more people like that out there... although can you blame them? most people just like to troll... hypocrisy ftw!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    You: Hello stranger! My name is Dave. I am an Omegle.com representative. I am just doing a routine random scan of users to see if you are happy with the Omegle service
    Stranger: ORLY?
    You: Yes. Do you have any feedback on the site?
    Stranger: uhmmm
    Stranger: idk if this is faaake
    Stranger: buuuut
    Stranger: umm
    Stranger: when people join rooms
    You: I assure you that this is genuine
    Stranger: and it says
    Stranger: you are talking to a sex offender
    Stranger: is that real?
    You: No, there are no warnings built into the site for sex offenders. I assume it is a user imitating a warning
    Stranger: okk
    You: Now,as part of the feedback reseach, I am obliged to check users previous conversations on the site
    You: I have some of your previous conversation transcripts in front of me
    Stranger: orly?
    You: yes
    Stranger: andandand?
    You: It seems that you tend to partake in 'trolling' from time to time.
    Stranger: i do!
    You: yes.
    Stranger: are there any rules that say i can't?
    You: As general internet courtesy, it is rude to partake in such activity in a chat site.
    You: Do you understand?
    Stranger: i understand couresy
    Stranger: but on your site
    Stranger: there are no outlines
    Stranger: or terms of agreement
    You: Do you think there should be guidelines?
    Stranger: i think it might help
    You: ok, i will note that
    Stranger: altho honestly it would be mostly inneffective
    You: Maaybe
    You: Now, there is another common theme I see running through your conversation transcripts
    Stranger: which is?
    You: Gullibility
    Stranger: VERY NICE
    Stranger: VERY NICE
    You: PWND
    Stranger: I APPLAUD YOU
    You have disconnected.
    .


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