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  • #302
    swingking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭swingking


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: MOM?
    You: no I'm not finished with her yet
    Stranger: lol
    You have disconnected.


  • #303
    kerash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: 안ㄴ여
    You: wtf?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    So I tried again.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: piss?
    You: excuse me?
    Stranger: or do you prefer tinkle?
    You: I'd prefer if you kept your toilet habits to yourself
    Stranger: not a habbit
    Stranger: just wondering
    Stranger: when you ask your mommy
    Stranger: or teacher to go to the bathroom
    Stranger: do you say
    Stranger: i have to take a piss?
    Stranger: a tinkle
    Stranger: a wee wee
    Stranger: gota jet
    Stranger: im playing ballons
    You: I generally do not announce my intention to urinate
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #304
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hallo
    You: are you a rapist?
    Stranger: no
    You: oh.
    You have disconnected.


  • #305
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hhi
    Stranger: hi
    You: funny bunny?
    Stranger: i am girl
    You: ewwwwwww
    You have disconnected.


  • #306
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: 'sup?
    You: my IQ
    You: what is up with you, my dog?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • #307
    poisonated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    Stranger: wanna see my big juicy willy?
    You: I would love to
    You: go for it
    Stranger: female?
    You: no im male


    get disconnected awww:(:D


  • #308
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: f/m?
    You: m
    Stranger: you f!
    Stranger: age?
    You: are you entirely sure you can count?
    i mean, you can't read.
    You: so numbers might not mean anything to you.
    You: are you still there?
    You: TALK TO ME!!!
    You: please.
    Stranger: !
    You: i'm so alone.
    Stranger: ok!
    You: will you hold me?
    Stranger: can try
    You: give me your address, i'll come to your house.
    Stranger: crazy!
    You: that's what they want you to think.
    You: but i'm actually the only one who knows.
    You: so they're trying to discredit me.
    You: but i can bring light to the world.
    You: will you help me?
    You: do you want to be blinded by the light of enlightenment?
    You: we're coming up with a new name for that soon.
    You: AND THEN THE BURNING SHALL BEGIN.
    You: the good burning.
    You: not the burning while you pee burning.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #309
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: gurl or boi?
    You: neither
    You: i had an accident...
    You: :(
    Stranger: ohh??
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #310
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey is this kyle?
    You: yes
    Stranger: who am i?
    You: Stan
    You: my best friend
    You: have you seen cartman?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: sorry
    You: oh
    Stranger: bye stan
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #311
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: i really want some jam
    You: do you have any?
    You: please?
    You have disconnected.


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  • #312
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: Where from?
    You: ireland
    You: u?
    Stranger: the US
    You: cool
    You: can i be the big spoon?
    Stranger: No I'm the big spoon
    Stranger: Get it right
    You: no fair.
    Stranger: Yes fair!
    Stranger: I called it
    You: well i called your mum
    You: to arrange a play date.
    You: in her bedroom
    Stranger: That's awesome
    Stranger: I'm game
    You: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
    Stranger: ****in' Right!
    You: you want to have a 3some with your mother?
    Stranger: Sure
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #313
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hi
    You: you put the lime in the coconut and then?
    Stranger: Beat the shot out of a tree
    You: did you mean ****?
    You: as in "beat the **** out of a tree"?
    Stranger: Yes let's not be so technical
    You: yes, because swearing is such a technical business.
    You: do you mind if i post this conversation up online?
    Stranger: Is it that interesting?
    You: no, i just want people to laugh at you.
    You: so you'll be distracted.
    You: and then i can sneak into your house.
    You: and steal your pillows
    You: to have my wicked way with them.
    You: before returning them.
    You: soiled.
    Stranger: Wow. Pol will be more frightened of you then laughing at me
    You: these people already know what i'm like.
    You: where do you think i got the idea?
    Stranger: Raptor Jesus?
    You: dude, you can't make words up to win an arguement.
    Stranger: Whose arguing?
    You: we are.
    You: it's because i ahte you.
    You: hate*
    Stranger: Well that sucks. I guess you win then
    You: thank you for being able to admit that.
    You: i guess the real winner here is justice.
    You: and me.
    You: mainly me actually.
    You: because you suck donkey balls.
    Stranger: Donkey. Cool. I was thinking t-Rex. But your being nice
    You: i just need to make sure that you're nice and relax.
    You: before i steal you
    You: and return you.
    You: soiled.
    Stranger: Awkward ( sad face)
    You: happy (pervert face)
    Stranger: What are you
    You: your soulmate.
    Stranger: Raptor Jesus sure has a way with fate
    You: there you go with the made up words again..
    You: i'd spank you if we both didn't enjoy it so much.
    Stranger: I'm a straight dude. So this is getting strange
    You: there's no such thing as heterosexuality.
    You: everyone is into everything.
    You: except nuns.
    Stranger: I hate gay stuff and n*g*ers
    You: if you spent the night with me and some of my friends, i bet we could change your mind.
    Stranger: Your gay?
    You: gay is such a complicated word.
    You: i'm just like you.
    You: except without the racism and homophobia
    You: and the strongest desire ever to mount you.
    You: like a horse.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #314
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hey sailor!
    Stranger: hi
    You: speak to me like a pirate or not at all ye landlubber!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #315
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    You: Hydrogen or electric?
    Stranger: both
    You: there can only be one
    Stranger: electric
    You: thats gay!

    and i left...


  • #316
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: i would like one ovary please.
    Stranger: why?
    You: i have an idea...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #317
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: fox!
    Stranger: shh
    You: chicken!
    Stranger: duck
    You: what the hell is wrong with you?
    You: ii mean seriously
    You: how old are you?
    You: why would you even find that funny?
    Stranger: what would make you think I found it funny?
    You: don't take that tone with me young lady!
    Stranger: oh okay sorry
    You: good girl.
    You: now get on your knees and make daddy happy.
    You: the special happy.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #318
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: so what
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: so waht
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: so wat
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: so wat
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: so watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso wat
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: so watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso watso wat
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: shut up
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: shut up
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: shut up
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: shut up
    You: i live in a barn
    Stranger: shut up
    You: i live in a barn
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #319
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #320
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hiii
    Stranger: im Brazil and you
    You: i'm a person.
    You: and am amazed to be able to talk to a country.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #321
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: how r u?
    You: high as ****
    You: you?
    You: my little apricorn
    Stranger: horny as ****
    You: you can **** me.
    Stranger: r u a girl or boy
    You: boy.
    Stranger: sorry im lesbian
    You: me too.
    Stranger: ok
    You: so you'll **** me.
    You: ?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: tenderly?
    You: and lovingly?
    Stranger: roughly
    You: i wouldn't be interested in that.
    You: away with you!
    You: young rascal.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • #322
    miralize
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭miralize


    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: look for a horny girl to talk and webcam
    You: hi
    You: maybe
    You: are you fat?


  • #323
    ep71
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 281 ✭✭ep71


    Stranger: hi

    You: fire

    Stranger: water

    You: damn

    Stranger: i win

    You: triangle

    Stranger: penis

    You: 7up

    Stranger: penis beats everything4

    Stranger: pepsi

    You: useless extreme?

    Stranger: useful bitch

    You: stupid priest cant say mass

    Stranger: smart jew

    You: count dracula

    Stranger: van helsing

    You: what does a hen do

    Stranger: she cries

    You: no lays eggs

    Stranger: no she has no hole

    You: fire makes holes

    Stranger: water close holes

    You: damn it


  • #324
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Stranger: hey m 21 looking for cyber sex
    You: im going to talk you into having sex with me
    Stranger: asl
    You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: im jw if ur a guy
    Stranger: or girl im a boy
    You: jw? what does that mean?
    Stranger: just winderign are u a girl
    You: im a 68 year old pedo rapist. I copy peoples IP address, find them, rape and kill their family
    Stranger: cool
    You: 345.7865.3455.98
    You: that you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #325
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    BTW i dont like barbie!!

    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: I'm a racoon

    You: it burns when i pee

    Stranger: yeah like racoons =P

    Stranger: um do you like barbie?

    You: sure do you?

    Stranger: I'll give you mine for another gay dude >_>

    Stranger: Ken is it?

    Stranger: Barbies ex bf because they found out he was G A Y >_<

    You: barbie is a slut

    Stranger: like your mother ¬__¬

    You: that was low, but not as low as your mothers prices!!!

    Stranger: well look at you, a person who actually fights back instead of running away like a coward ¬_O

    You: im a great one for it :D

    Stranger: me too.. Well I'm normally the first to insult so... No praise for you >_^

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #326
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    You: MY HEART WON'T BEAT AGAIN
    You: IT'S KILLING ME
    You: PLEASE DON'T LET ME GO
    Stranger: tough **** ur in
    Stranger: haha
    You: if i die
    You: will you come to my funeral
    Stranger: dont you have anyone who cares for you more then i do?
    You: ?
    You: no
    You: you are my one true love
    You: my heart yearns for you.
    Stranger: depends where this funeral is
    Stranger: i am?
    Stranger: im flattered
    You: always and forever
    You: even before i was born
    You: we were meant to be together
    Stranger: oh i wish i could say the same!
    You: what are you saying?
    You: you love me
    Stranger: (creeper)
    You: don't you?
    Stranger: i do?
    You: if you don't
    You: i will find you
    You: and make you love me
    You: i'll do whatever it takes
    Stranger: haha good luck
    You: for us
    You: for you.
    You: for our children.
    Stranger: thats sweet. but maybe im look like a total freak
    Stranger: would you still love me?
    Stranger: euw, i dont wanna have kids
    You: that's what my first partner said
    You: she "changed" her "mind"
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: you make me laugh
    You: give me your address
    Stranger: but seriously please be normal
    You: we should finalise our marriage plans
    Stranger: where are u from?
    You: i am from where you belong.
    Stranger: hahaha OUR marriage plans?
    You: yes
    Stranger: dont you meen YOURS?
    You: well yes
    Stranger: where do i belong?
    You: and yours
    You: you belong with me
    Stranger: not mine
    You: but we're going to get married
    Stranger: and where is that?
    You: and live together
    You: forever
    You: or until you die
    You: in a freak accident
    Stranger: am i supposed to just give up life here in sweden and move to where i dont know??
    Stranger: haha
    You: it won't be for long....
    You: we can live with my mummy
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: she'll provide us with free milk.
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: i hope for ur own sake ur not this creepy for real
    You: actually where i'm from i'm not creepy. your're just uptight.
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: im from sweden and i promise you im not uptight
    Stranger: but i gotta go now
    You: NO
    You: Please don't leave me
    Stranger: if u wont change to normal this is just silly
    You: i can change
    Stranger: hej dåå
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #327
    Hard Shaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Hard Shaw


    Stranger: hi

    You: You are a machine. This is not real.

    Stranger: what ?

    Stranger: i am not lol.

    You: Turing test. A test of human intelligence.

    Stranger: hahaha

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Dublin.

    Stranger: oh

    You: NIce distraction technique machine, I'm not fooled.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Weird place.


  • #328
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hello, little one
    Stranger: 你好
    You: what wisdom do you seek?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: nothing
    You: i can teach you many things.
    Stranger: you ?
    Stranger: are you a teacher ?
    You: that is one word for me.
    Stranger: another one is?
    You: master
    You: lord
    You: creator
    You: alpha
    You: omega
    You: GOD
    Stranger: joke?
    You: no, child
    You: i jest you not
    Stranger: age ?
    You: i have none.
    You: i am forever
    Stranger: crazy old man /woman
    Stranger: see you ,bitch
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #329
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: di
    You: yes
    You: that would make sense
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • #330
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hell
    You: oh
    Stranger: go to hell
    You: will you come with me?
    Stranger: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • #331
    Hard Shaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Hard Shaw


    You: Your coversations are **** and unfunny, stop posting.
    Carsinian Thau stops posting.


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