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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Throws whangtang meteorrang at Deki.*
    Morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 bogie


    This game seems very rough, have you got to be over 18 to play ?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    bogie wrote: »
    This game seems very rough, have you got to be over 18 to play ?
    *Flicks bogie into a spike pit.*
    NO!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Stop bullyin the noob

    *whacks CW over the head with baseball bat, drags body to rubbish tip, rubs hand while truck makes canine-mince*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 bogie


    staker wrote: »
    Stop bullyin the noob

    *whacks CW over the head with baseball bat, drags body to rubbish tip, rubs hand while truck makes canine-mince*

    Thanks, will you be my cyber daddy


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Climbs out of truck. Grabs staker and bogie.*
    Pull!
    *Uses staker and bogie for skeet practice.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 bogie


    You're not very nice wolf I'm going to tell my mum about you, and she'll report you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Busy Morning Wolf? Reloads sling shot and fires stink bombs at Wolf. direct hit. Think you're going to need to take a tomato juice bath Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    bogie wrote: »
    You're not very nice wolf I'm going to tell my mum about you, and she'll report you
    Hope you read the rules before you came here kiddo.
    Deki wrote: »
    Busy Morning Wolf? Reloads sling shot and fires stink bombs at Wolf. direct hit. Think you're going to need to take a tomato juice bath Wolf.
    Not really.
    *Squeezes skunks in Deki's direction.*
    I'll get the tomato juice for you also while at the store.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    eechh:eek:- thoughtful of you Wolf but I had my shield up. I'll just use a little ammonia and dish soap it;ll be as good as new. Deki and Spot go for morning ride. Deki empties bag of exploding many colored gumballs on Wolf. Care for some gum Wolf?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 bogie


    I hope you kill that horrible bully the wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I don't chew gum.
    *Throws cyanide cupcskes at Deki and Spot. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Staying out of this fight,no energy after yesterday.
    Waiting for my hair to grow back!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    We don't eat cup cakes, we don't chew gum either that's why i gave em to you. Loads cannon with skittles- wanna see a rainbow?

    You're right bogie he is a bit of a bully- but he can't help being evil -he was born that way. Bad to the bone:D:D

    so far we're just having food fight holly


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    holly1 wrote: »
    Staying out of this fight,no energy after yesterday.
    Waiting for my hair to grow back!!!!
    Great, you spar with bogie as a training excercise.
    Deki wrote: »
    We don't eat cup cakes, we don't chew gum either that's why i gave em to you. Loads cannon with skittles- wanna see a rainbow?

    You're right bogie he is a bit of a bully- but he can't help being evil -he was born that way. Bad to the bone:D:D

    so far we're just having food fight holly
    I don't like Skittles but I know many who do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :confused:you don't seem to like any of my presents.
    How about some fresh garden produce?
    loads cannon with giant cabbages, fires them into Wolf's soft parts.
    Getting messy over there Wolf ? Careful don't slip and hurt yourself :p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Thankful for the titanium cup over soft parts*
    Yeah, now I can makes some coleslaw.
    *Lobs back barrel of coleslaw at Deki's head. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    um think i'll make kraut. Spot dumps ton of salty smelly kraut on Wolf. The acidity might help with the stink bomb smell. Wolf chokes on briney kraut. Hope you had your goggles on Wolf or else that might cause some conjunctivitis.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Kraut is even better. Where did I leave that bratwurst.
    (I do happen to be German you know)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    oddly enough (and that's a bit spooky) my father's family are german, been here a long time but just kept marrying other germans. "fest hund" Bombards Wolf with 2 tons of bratwurst.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    BUUUURRRPPP!!!!
    What, no mustard or horseradish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    used all the horseradish in the fine sauce i sent you yesterday. By the way how's that working out? and after the kraut and wurst you're gonna be a real prize to be around Wolf
    and add in the stink bombs sheese ! gotta go Wolf fight more later:cool:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    used all the horseradish in the fine sauce i sent you yesterday. By the way how's that working out? and after the kraut and wurst you're gonna be a real prize to be around Wolf
    and add in the stink bombs sheese ! gotta go Wolf fight more later:cool:
    Before you go, take this Spot.
    *Bends over, flicks lighter under tail. Watches fireball wash over Spot and Deki.*
    That's what I call fighting fire with fire.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    just like you Wolf taking your personal issues out on others. Spot of course is impervious to fire and i was wearing my fire-proof jammies. Have to go get dressed now but didn't want to leave without giving you a little something. Spot drops vats full of cobras,boas and copper heads on Wolf. Play nice now.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Keeps cobras, throws everything else into Deki's bathroom.*
    Come on you cute little killers. We gonna go have a nice mongoose for breakfast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Watch out Riki Tiki Tavi here comes Wolf!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fire!
    *Launches cobras into Deki's lap*
    Like I could ever hurt Riki Tiki.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Strangles cobras- tosses em over fence.
    I knew somewhere in that hard cold metal shell you had a heart.
    Deki turns on super strong electro magnet. pulls metal screws holding Wolfs metal parts together snaking away and across the ground. Gee Wolf looks like that hurt a bit.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Strangles cobras- tosses em over fence.
    I knew somewhere in that hard cold metal shell you had a heart.
    Deki turns on super strong electro magnet. pulls metal screws holding Wolfs metal parts together snaking away and across the ground. Gee Wolf looks like that hurt a bit.
    Well there goes my armor. Oh look, a chunk just nailed Spot in the eye. That is gonna leave a mark.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf!


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