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cyberwolf77

*Scarpers right over staker*
Those horrific stabbing pains you just felt were my titanium claws ripping you up staker. This will help.
*Douses staker with kerosene. Tosses match.*
Gotta burn the infection out.

holly1

Sorry that was a hollograhm,Wahay!!points gun hits staker in left eye(not bad for first time)blood spurting everywhere.
Wolfy you have turned me into a cold blooded killer.This for you JG.

cyberwolf77

holly1 wrote: »

Sorry that was a hollograhm,Wahay!!points gun hits staker in left eye(not bad for first time)blood spurting everywhere.
Wolfy you have turned me into a cold blooded killer.This for you JG.

I've created a monster.
*Tasers Holly and tucks her away from all the carnage.*
You'll be safe here, now to finish dealing with staker.

Toasty113

*looks around* "suprised Ive never heard about the Cuckoo's Nest before" *prods wolfie, wolfie stumbles and falls backwards off a Random Cliff......<splat>, Toasty grins* "I think Im going to like it here"

staker

*pushes toaster handle back down, toastie catches fire....
toastie burns to death*

NEXT!!


*toastie 114 signs into boards*

Toasty113

*Toasty113 appears ominously, looks at Toasty114, kicks, Toasty114 explodes somehow, Toasty113 turns attention back to staker, stabs him with a frying pan*

holly1

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I've created a monster.
*Tasers Holly and tucks her away from all the carnage.*
You'll be safe here, now to finish dealing with staker.

Aww thanks for looking out for me wolfy,washed off the blood and am ready for more action,there is a slice of bread lurking out there,just going to butter my knife.I will secure the peramatures(sp),over.:cool:

cyberwolf77

Toasty113 wrote: »

*looks around* "suprised Ive never heard about the Cuckoo's Nest before" *prods wolfie, wolfie stumbles and falls backwards off a Random Cliff......<splat>, Toasty grins* "I think Im going to like it here"

No , no you won't.
*Throws toasty into a giant fried egg.*
Time for breakfast.

Deki

Wolf where'd you steal that giant egg? I think I know. Deki throws bowling pins at Wolf . they hit him in the ankles taking out his Achilles tendons, then spot digs hole and drops him in. Plant him deep Spot.

cyberwolf77

Keep going spot. I'll be over here getting my treasure ready for burial with me.

Deki

treasure?

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

treasure?

I never said treasure. I said live burial is a pleasure.
*Hides sacks of gold and jewels.*

Deki

What poor old giant you steal that from Wolf? Loads giant cannon with frozen blueberries
"I think these are your favorite- right Wolf!" fires away.

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

What poor old giant you steal that from Wolf? Loads giant cannon with frozen blueberries
"I think these are your favorite- right Wolf!" fires away.

Won it in a poker game with Smaug actually(he cheats btw)
*Conjures giant vat of muffin batter to catch the bluberries*
Send over Spot and we can have tasty muffins in the morning.

Deki

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Won it in a poker game with Smaug actually(he cheats btw)
*Conjures giant vat of muffin batter to catch the bluberries*
Send over Spot and we can have tasty muffins in the morning.

oh and you don't cheat?

Told you Spot is a very finicky Dragon- he won't eat your food'
want some hot -i mean really hot -coffee with your muffins Wolf?
fires water cannon hooked up with scalding coffee at Wolf- direct hit singes all hair off -just rolls right up-Wolf begins to blister and turns bright red.

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

oh and you don't cheat?

Told you Spot is a very finicky Dragon- he won't eat your food'
want some hot -i mean really hot -coffee with your muffins Wolf?
fires water cannon hooked up with scalding coffee at Wolf- direct hit singes all hair off -just rolls right up-Wolf begins to blister and turns bright red.

I don't have to cheat at poker.
The muffins were for you and I.
I don't drink coffee..
*Sidesteps coffee cannon. Returns fire with automatic snow cone launcher.*

Deki

oooh I like snow cones- ah but i can't trust you Wolf- what a pity I'll just have to let them melt. Gee, what happened to the lawn? Instant shriveled all yellow brown. Should I call the guys in the hazmat suits What flavor were those snowcones?

cyberwolf77

Depleted Uranium.
*Drops off fainting goats in front of Deki.*

Deki

Real fainting goats? or are these going to blow up or something? Cousin had some once and this really awful turkey. he just hated me that turkey- coyote got him though. Loads shot gun with salt. This will more than likely sting a little, Wolf.

cyberwolf77

*Loads blunderbuss with pepper. Fills watergun with barbecue sauce.*
Condiment battle eh, I be ready.

Deki

Where is that cayenne? Chili Powder oh yes I like making goops. Some ground horse radish'
Now the Hazmat guys loaned me a little suit. Ready Wolf Fires goop through water cannon. Remember Wolf keep your mouth shut if you can, this is fun.

cyberwolf77

Needs more Tabasco

Deki

adds tabasco and louisiana hot sauce for good measure. Better?

cyberwolf77

I would put that on a burger.
*Makes burgers out of Deki.*

Deki

I have no idea what you've made burgers out of. But it's not me Wolf. Cuts Wolf into tiny pieces. Soon as i pick out the metal bits. I'll pack you up with some raisins and whiskey by Christmas time you'll be an excellent mincemeat

cyberwolf77

Stop chopping up my clones. They very hard to grow and teach.
*De orbits an outdated satellite on Deki and Spot.*

Deki

Spot shields Deki with his magnificent wings. Satellite bounces off and smashes Wolf and a whole fleet of his clones like a giant bowling ball. oops

cyberwolf77

My plan is working.

Deki

Now what is that supposed to mean. you just got mowed down by a satellite. that was your plan?

cyberwolf77

Soon the great work will be complete.
*Fires catapult loaded with mummified bats at Deki. *