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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    *sneaks up behind cyberwolf and boots him into the lava pit*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki is saved by Spot who then chases Wolf back to his territory with super hot blasts aimed at his tail. Quit wrecking the forest Wolf that's not thinking green.
    *Counters Spot with an ice elemenatal what owes him a favor.*
    Red Storm wrote: »
    *sneaks up behind cyberwolf and boots him into the lava pit*
    *Grabs Red Sorm with built in grappling hook and drags Storm into the lava with him. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    *Grabs Red Sorm with built in grappling hook and drags Storm into the lava with him. *[/quote]
    I know I'll be sorry for asking but built into what?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    *Grabs Red Sorm with built in grappling hook and drags Storm into the lava with him. *
    I know I'll be sorry for asking but built into what?[/quote]
    One in each shouldert actually. I'm a cybernetic shapeshifting shaman you silly fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I may be a silly fox but I'm not in a lava pit Wolf. Oh and by the way nothing can put out Spots fire. It's all those fire rocks he's been eating for centuries.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    I know I'll be sorry for asking but built into what?
    One in each shouldert actually. I'm a cybernetic shapeshifting shaman you silly fox.
    Damn those shapeshifters and their hooks!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    One in each shouldert actually. I'm a cybernetic shapeshifting shaman you silly fox.[/quote]

    Damn those shapeshifters and their hooks![/quote]
    Just gonna hold you under the lava here, then I'll let my body regenerate and take care of Deki and Spot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    No problemo kid, i'm part phoenix part human, fire is my FUEL!!!!!!!! :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Red Storm wrote: »
    No problemo kid, i'm part phoenix part human, fire is my FUEL!!!!!!!! :D
    Great then you should know that Deki's dragon spot is just full of wholesome, fiery goodness. Bon apetit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    so up from the depths of lava rises Red Storm. You grapple your way out yet Wolf ?
    I think Spot and I will circle up here for awhile- getting good:pac:

    Wolf that wasn't very Gentlemanly I didn't tell Red about the silver rain....


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grapples Spot's tail. Allows the reaction to flip him to high ground*
    Time for a liquid nitrogen bath for the storm and Spot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot Back kicks Wolf Slashing him with his powerful tail Wolf is flung hard into the side of a rocky cliff. Slowly leaving a bloody trail down face of cliff, Wolf slides in heap to bottom where he lays quivering in a fetal position. Twitching convulsively. Leave Spot alone Wolf he's not friendly.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Launches micromissile at Spot.
    Gee, I wonder what liquid I loaded this time around?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot melts missile that rains back down on Wolf. Maybe you should try hard to remember.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Glad it was only Spot Remover.
    *Opens Umbral portal. *
    Come and get me , but I'm afraid Spot won't fit through the doorway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Drat. That's where he's hiding that sword. What'd you know about Umbral portals Spot?

    You can't stay in there forever Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    True but once I'm in the Umbra I can come back out wherever I choose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot and I can smell you Wolf .
    We can track you by your big old five-toed paw prints.
    We'll know.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    So you know I'm in your house now, drinking all your beer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Uh Oh Wolf - wrong house-don't have any beer.- just a few jello shots.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That would explain the large fellow waving the shotgun in my face.
    Edit:That would explain the large fellow with a shotgun bowtie who's turning purple.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Aw Wolf it was your mistake - you could loosen it a little. You could just keep the beer and let him live.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Aw Wolf it was your mistake - you could loosen it a little. You could just keep the beer and let him live.
    Creaak.
    There, now he won't be brain damaged when he wakes up tomorrow. I am keeping the beer though. Back to the Umbra to find Deki's house and those jell-o shots


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Thank You Wolf. I hate to see senseless death- now if it was some kind of competition thing.... i hate to be a bad hostess but I think Spot and I may be up here awhile- but you're welcome to the jello shots.:D Gotta figure out how to get in and out of an umbra.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hmm... interesting stuff Wolf So that's from where the grey men probably come. So you just come and go as you please.
    Have you found the jello shots yet?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Hmm... interesting stuff Wolf So that's from where the grey men probably come. So you just come and go as you please.
    Have you found the jello shots yet?
    Already finished the shots. Moving on to boobytrapping


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh Wolf, you may regret those jello shots-- I should have told you they were a bit doctored. You know tequila hides a multitude of bad tasting stuff. Guess there goes another dwelling. good that I have so many little burrows. How's your tummy feeling Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I has a cast iron stomach....:eek: Excuse me for a moment.
    OH SWEET JEEBUS WHAT DID I FECKING DRINK !!!!!!!
    BLEARGHHH!
    Ok, I'm feeling much better now. May need to nuke that toilet though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :rolleyes:Poor Wolf.:( I'm almost sorry.
    You may not want to nuke that toilet just yet.
    there may be a nasty opposite side effect yet to happen...


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