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Airline Uses naked Crew in saftey video

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  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Nah.

    I already know what to do if my plane gets into trouble:

    1. Sit upright with my glasses on.
    2. Help others with their oxygen masks first
    3. Inflate my lifejacket, close my eyes and flail wildly while running down the aisles.
    4. Scream, constantly.


  • #3
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    No. lol at the blond one.

    She looks like a blowfish


  • #4
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    That's false advertising.

    Plane crashes are never that fun and happy.


  • #5
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Having watched it without sound (no speakaroos here) I can safely say:

    Nothing to see here, move on :D


  • #6
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,583 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    was hoping to see a bit more

    does look like they enjoyed making the video though

    good video


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  • #7
    upmeath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭upmeath


    Air New Zealand hostesses are prudish compared to Michael O'Leary's Calendar Girls :(


  • #8
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    No diddys !!! would they not even get a hot chick to do this? I bet nobody would moan about the air hostess hitting off them going up the aisle


  • #9
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Captain-America wrote: »
    That's false advertising.

    Plane crashes are never that fun and happy.
    How many crashes have you been in? They look like great craic on tele.


  • #10
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Struth! That could have been better!


  • #11
    RHunce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    OP you built it up and set me up for a disappointment :mad: :D


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  • #12
    upmeath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭upmeath


    If they play this on flights it'll catch everyone's attention first time around, they'll be glued to it and hoping to see something further on in, but it's lost on them thereafter. At least if you have something remotely arousing or provocative like the crew in bikinis then people will watch time and time again. The painted-on uniforms are stink too, dark grey.

    Meh.


  • #13
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    What I do is scream ''WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIEEEEEEEE'' everytime theres evena slight bit of turbulance.


  • #14
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    NO BEWBZ:(


  • #15
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,030 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Nah.

    I already know what to do if my plane gets into trouble:

    1. Sit upright with my glasses on.
    2. Help others with their oxygen masks first
    3. Inflate my lifejacket, close my eyes and flail wildly while running down the aisles.
    4. Scream, constantly.

    5. 'Self-defecate'


  • #16
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Pack of overly happy bastards. And not a single tit... For shame!


  • #17
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    You see nothing in that video, whats the point?


    It is almost lamer than when the male stewards bend over serving the guy in the aisle across from you and you get a faceful of gay arse


  • #18
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Ryanair won't even fork out for uniforms now?


  • #19
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Amalgam wrote: »
    5. 'Self-defecate'

    6. ?????
    7. Profit.


  • #20
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,030 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    6. ?????
    7. Profit.

    6. ????? (floating towards a bright light)
    7. Prophet.


  • #21
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Why were all the males SERIOUSLY camp? :confused:


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  • #22
    Blowfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    My name is URL wrote: »
    No. lol at the blond one.

    She looks like a blowfish
    Oy! I'm much better looking....


  • #23
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Why were all the males SERIOUSLY camp? :confused:

    Eh.... cause they work as air hosts. It's not a job for a straight man. It just isn't.


  • #24
    JackM_79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭JackM_79


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HicJ1OWRac


    lol the bloke drinking the coffee


  • #25
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    The body paintings are really well done.


  • #26
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,583 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Good that they weren't actors

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i14


  • #27
    JackM_79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭JackM_79


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    Good that they weren't actors

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i14


    Well i would definitley pay attention if that blond girl was giving me a safety demo. She showing just enough to let your imagination take over :D


  • #28
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,910 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Lift up the flap, eh? :D


  • #29
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    JackM_79 wrote: »
    Would you pay attantion???

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/video-airline-uses-naked-crew-in-safety-film-1802938.html

    At 1:50 "...so dont pull it until your leaving the aircraft.."

    Eh...bit too late:o................zip


  • #30
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Amalgam wrote: »
    5. 'Self-defecate'

    6 - If time allows, defecate on others.


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  • #31
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    the blonde one seems to accentuate in the weirdest spots.


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