Airline Uses naked Crew in saftey video

JackM_79

Would you pay attantion???

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/video-airline-uses-naked-crew-in-safety-film-1802938.html

AnonoBoy

Nah.

I already know what to do if my plane gets into trouble:

1. Sit upright with my glasses on.
2. Help others with their oxygen masks first
3. Inflate my lifejacket, close my eyes and flail wildly while running down the aisles.
4. Scream, constantly.

My name is URL

No. lol at the blond one.

She looks like a blowfish

Captain-America

That's false advertising.

Plane crashes are never that fun and happy.

peasant

Having watched it without sound (no speakaroos here) I can safely say:

Nothing to see here, move on

Ghost Train

was hoping to see a bit more

does look like they enjoyed making the video though

good video

upmeath

Air New Zealand hostesses are prudish compared to Michael O'Leary's Calendar Girls

dylano_k

No diddys !!! would they not even get a hot chick to do this? I bet nobody would moan about the air hostess hitting off them going up the aisle

ScumLord

Captain-America wrote: »

That's false advertising.

Plane crashes are never that fun and happy.

How many crashes have you been in? They look like great craic on tele.

InkSlinger67

Struth! That could have been better!

RHunce

OP you built it up and set me up for a disappointment :mad:

upmeath

If they play this on flights it'll catch everyone's attention first time around, they'll be glued to it and hoping to see something further on in, but it's lost on them thereafter. At least if you have something remotely arousing or provocative like the crew in bikinis then people will watch time and time again. The painted-on uniforms are stink too, dark grey.

Meh.

Jesus Juice

What I do is scream ''WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIEEEEEEEE'' everytime theres evena slight bit of turbulance.

itsallaboutheL

NO BEWBZ:(

Amalgam

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Nah.

I already know what to do if my plane gets into trouble:

1. Sit upright with my glasses on.
2. Help others with their oxygen masks first
3. Inflate my lifejacket, close my eyes and flail wildly while running down the aisles.
4. Scream, constantly.

5. 'Self-defecate'

Fajitas!

Pack of overly happy bastards. And not a single tit... For shame!

phasers

You see nothing in that video, whats the point?


It is almost lamer than when the male stewards bend over serving the guy in the aisle across from you and you get a faceful of gay arse

humanji

Ryanair won't even fork out for uniforms now?

AnonoBoy

Amalgam wrote: »

5. 'Self-defecate'

6. ?????
7. Profit.

Amalgam

AnonoBoy wrote: »

6. ?????
7. Profit.

6. ????? (floating towards a bright light)
7. Prophet.

challengemaster

Why were all the males SERIOUSLY camp?

Blowfish

My name is URL wrote: »

No. lol at the blond one.

She looks like a blowfish

Oy! I'm much better looking....

AnonoBoy

challengemaster wrote: »

Why were all the males SERIOUSLY camp?

Eh.... cause they work as air hosts. It's not a job for a straight man. It just isn't.

JackM_79

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HicJ1OWRac

lol the bloke drinking the coffee

truecrippler

The body paintings are really well done.

Ghost Train

Good that they weren't actors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i14

JackM_79

Ghost Train wrote: »

Good that they weren't actors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i14

Well i would definitley pay attention if that blond girl was giving me a safety demo. She showing just enough to let your imagination take over

Kiith

Lift up the flap, eh?

El Guapo!

JackM_79 wrote: »

Would you pay attantion???

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/video-airline-uses-naked-crew-in-safety-film-1802938.html

At 1:50 "...so dont pull it until your leaving the aircraft.."

Eh...bit too late:o................zip

Nodin

Amalgam wrote: »

5. 'Self-defecate'

6 - If time allows, defecate on others.

phantom_lord

the blonde one seems to accentuate in the weirdest spots.

ejmaztec

If I had to listen to that eardrum-skewering NZ accent, they'd need to be more interested in their own safety.........:eek:

Terry,

/expected more

Pop's Diner

Kia Ora indeed! Aside, have you ever seen a male flight-steward who you *didn't* suspect was gay?

Gator

There not naked

CuLT

ejmaztec wrote: »

If I had to listen to that eardrum-skewering NZ accent, they'd need to be more interested in their own safety.........:eek:

Someone's an Australian...

Venom

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Eh.... cause they work as air hosts. It's not a job for a straight man. It just isn't.

+1
That blonde wan was well past her sell by date to be appearing in promo vids for the company? Rest of the employees must be right mingers lol.

WhiteWashMan

ummmmmm.


Fush and chups!

upmeath

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Fush and chups!

Had my local gym instructor teaching me how to operate the "chiss priss" yesterday evening, nearly cracked my hole laughing!
I don't mind the Kiwi accent, it's nowhere near as broad as the Aussie accent, and what's rare is always wonderful.

CianRyan

I'm mad for the NZ accent. It's like the Aussie one but better.
I intend on going back to NZ in a few summers, my ears will thanks me for it.

The blond in the second video and the brunette in the first... Would.

Rabies

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

ummmmmm.


Fush and chups!

I'm beached as bro!

whatduck

That video sucked I got half way through and than gave up on there being tits.

I always liked Billy Connolly's advice on what to do in the event of an impending plane crash, throw all your life jackets towards the front of the plane and scream "Go away nasty mountain!"

Ghost Train

CianRyan wrote: »

The blond in the second video and the brunette in the first... Would.

yeah brunette, wow

cornbb

I prefer this guy's strategy! At least he didn't imply that there'd be bewbs and fail to deliver...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivjybzdXVmI