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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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#7142 24-06-2009 10:28PM

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Tar's helpful like that.

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#7143 24-06-2009 10:30PM

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I am waiting a glorious statment form the new Diktator of the nest,
the leader is dead long live the Diktator.

Titlles how come you have titles? who come I don't hav titles, I don't remeber if I did, did I leave themsome where?

Can someone help me find my titles?

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#7144 24-06-2009 10:32PM

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[joke about misreading "titles" as "titties"]

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#7145 24-06-2009 10:33PM

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I refound my titles around page 11 (40 ppp) when Shabs was being Grand Vizier. Though funnily enough I think the turban got passed onto Sarklor.

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#7146 24-06-2009 10:36PM

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What's all this about then?

Genealogy Forum Mod

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#7147 24-06-2009 10:38PM

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Hermy wrote: »

What's all this about then?

Summed up? Flying monkeys and gin.

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#7148 24-06-2009 10:39PM

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tSubh Dearg wrote: »

Summed up? Flying monkeys and gin.

Monkeys?

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#7149 24-06-2009 10:39PM

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Hermy wrote: »

What's all this about then?

Ordinarily I wouldn't mind anyone jumping into a several-hundred-page thread without reading through it, but this time I recommend it. You'll never look at Jaffa Cakes the same way again, I promise.

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#7150 24-06-2009 10:50PM

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Thaedydal wrote: »

Can someone help me find my titles?

loads of titles here

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#7151 24-06-2009 11:00PM

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and really what fool tires to read the Orifice at less then 40 ppp.

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#7152 24-06-2009 11:01PM

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A foolish fool?

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#7153 24-06-2009 11:01PM

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Thank you peoples.
Now I understand.

Oh, welcome to the Nest Sarky and Tar.:p

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#7154 24-06-2009 11:02PM

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Sarky wrote: »

Ordinarily I wouldn't mind anyone jumping into a several-hundred-page thread without reading through it, but this time I recommend it. You'll never look at Jaffa Cakes the same way again, I promise.

Young Orestes is attempting to read the Orifice for the first time starting at page 1........ by the time he is done he will have an inter dimensional portal in his brain or be curled up in a coma at the horror.

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#7155 24-06-2009 11:03PM

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Pffft. Yeah.

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#7156 24-06-2009 11:09PM

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this thread is now the read beore you post thread, we can question you on it at any time

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#7157 24-06-2009 11:18PM

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Thank goodness I saved my crib notes on this thread!

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#7158 24-06-2009 11:21PM

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POP QUIZ!

tSubh: What song lyrics were the FIRST to appear in the Orifice?

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#7159 24-06-2009 11:31PM

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Your lord and master has appeared

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#7160 24-06-2009 11:32PM

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Dude, I appeared a whole page ago!

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#7161 24-06-2009 11:44PM

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As if.

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#7162 24-06-2009 11:52PM

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Undergod, you go to your room until your attitude changes, young man!

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#7163 24-06-2009 11:52PM

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Post # 18

Sarky wrote: »

*Switches*

A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...

Do I get a prise?

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#7164 24-06-2009 11:54PM

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Well, I was asking tSubh, but I'm nothing if not completely unfair. Thaed gets 5 points!

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#7165 24-06-2009 11:55PM

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but she deserted us and went to bed....with out us, my how things have changed...

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#7166 24-06-2009 11:57PM

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I blame Talliesin.

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#7167 24-06-2009 11:59PM

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Thaedydal wrote: »

Young Orestes is attempting to read the Orifice for the first time starting at page 1........ by the time he is done he will have an inter dimensional portal in his brain or be curled up in a coma at the horror.

I'm on page 15 and can already see through time. By the time I'm finished I expect to have ascended to a higher state of being.

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#7168 25-06-2009 12:01AM

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Sarky wrote: »

Undergod, you go to your room until your attitude changes, young man!

I don't have to stick around here!

...can someone lend me a motorbike so I can look rebellious?

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#7169 25-06-2009 12:02AM

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Sarky wrote: »

I blame Talliesin.

Those are indeed wise words and applicable in so many ways and in so many situations....

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#7170 25-06-2009 12:09AM

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Talliesin has a motorbike?

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#7171 25-06-2009 12:10AM

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He did admit to being a two-stroke man when he was drunk...

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