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Posting while pissed

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    davyjose wrote: »
    I take it your foot got you to the offy so??? :pac:

    No dude i found a place that delivers, life is gooooooodddddddddddd :P


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    LD 50 wrote: »
    I'm actually kinda surprised at how pissed isn't in the swear filter.

    You know it's interesting you said it. This thread is coming up as posting while ****ed on the main page but pissed is coming through loud and clear on the thread.
    Very interesting.

    Mmyes.
    /strokes moustache.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I love posting on boards pissed. Nothing better than posting in a serious conversation thinking you're highly intelligent having discussed the same subject in the pub with other drunken louts only to find loads of PM's the next day with every message displaying the same subject title.

    GOBSH*TE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I really need to start drinking just to make drunken posts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    brummytom wrote: »
    I really need to start drinking just to make drunken posts

    You could always just pretend.

    I am sooooooooo fcukingggg pissedd gyz. Oh noe i have spilt kibab overrr ma lapptop


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Can I not just pretend to be stoned like *other* posters?


    hehehahehehohohehahahaheehaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    brummytom wrote: »
    Can I not just pretend to be stoned like *other* posters?


    hehehahehehohohehahahaheehaha

    hhohohehehehahawereontheoneroad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    brummytom wrote: »
    Can I not just pretend to be stoned like *other* posters?


    hehehahehehohohehahahaheehaha

    Whoa dude.... those words man... I mean..... I can see them..... I mean dude.... I can REALLY see them man.

    Dude where's my Hendrix CD.... whoa... this album cover... I can actually see Jimi Hendrix.... No man..... I can REALLY see him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    hhohohehehehahawereontheoneroad


    hehehahahehehahhathough we've had our troubles now and then, now's the time to make them up again sure aren't we all Irish anyhow? (Well no, I'm not) Now is the time to step together now hehehehaheah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭SYLT


    At what point in a session or on a night out do you go "Hey, cant wait to go home and log onto boards!"?

    Nerds these days :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    SYLT wrote: »
    At what point in a session or on a night out do you go "Hey, cant wait to go home and log onto boards!"?

    Nerds these days :rolleyes:

    I can tell you are a desk-top kinda guy ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I always keep a bottle of stella next to my mouse .......just in case :cool:

    my mouse like a drink


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    My beer arrived half an hour ago, 5 euro delivery plus tip and it wasnt delivered by the transporter :(

    On a more positive note i out of desperation paid 21 euro for 20 fags last week so this was cheaper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Size=everything


    SYLT wrote: »
    At what point in a session or on a night out do you go "Hey, cant wait to go home and log onto boards!"?


    When they get rejected by a girl and decide they need to start an 'Irish women are so stuck up thread' to make themselves feel better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Trinity wrote: »
    My beer arrived half an hour ago, 5 euro delivery plus tip and it wasnt delivered by the transporter :(

    On a more positive note i out of desperation paid 21 euro for 20 fags last week so this was cheaper
    Was your delivery man hot stuff though?


    I ordered take away last week and was told 'the girl will be there in 20 mins', so I changed my shirt and dabbed on some aftershave only to be met by somebody that made ugly betty look hot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    Onkle wrote: »
    Was your delivery man hot stuff though?


    I ordered take away last week and was told 'the girl will be there in 20 mins', so I changed my shirt and dabbed on some aftershave only to be met by somebody that made ugly betty look hot

    You can order whores delivered now?
    Sweet!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Onkle wrote: »
    Was your delivery man hot stuff though?


    I ordered take away last week and was told 'the girl will be there in 20 mins', so I changed my shirt and dabbed on some aftershave only to be met by somebody that made ugly betty look hot


    Depends on your definition of 'hot', if by 'hot' you mean was he the male equivalent of jo brand then yes he was hoooooooottttttt stuff baby :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Trinity wrote: »
    Depends on your definition of 'hot', if by 'hot' you mean was he the male equivalent of jo brand then yes he was hoooooooottttttt stuff baby :D

    /waves goodbye to his erection

    Thanks Trinity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Well just like post 5 on this thread I'm very contrite now about my past misdemeanours .

    After finishing my second bottle of wine now!

    Y'know, I've no problem now with Fianna Fail, Gays,Irish Language,Travellers,Druggies,Do-gooders, and..an...an.....a.................................ah Hell........:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    COMPUTER STOP, PLEASE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I'M IN TROUBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Ginny wrote: »
    Yup, and woken up the next morning tying to remember what I've posted and hoping it wasn't ban worthy.

    I usually wake up thinking why the feck I got so drunk,its only when I see the laptop on I get worried.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Onkle wrote: »
    /waves goodbye to his erection

    Thanks Trinity

    I normally have that affect on guys :(

    Just wave faster next time :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I usually wake up thinking why the feck I got so drunk,its only when I see the laptop on I get worried.

    They do straps for laptops now do they?

    Link please!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    They do straps for laptops now do they?

    Link please!!!!!

    lmao


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    tis gr8 fun alright! iv never been pissed on it mind bar once lol and still didnt post anything i didnt mean! just tipsy on boards lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055186200

    The above is the single greatest drunk thread on AH .

    Poor Archimedes! :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I would just like to say

    And also drunken modding is much more difficult than drunken posting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    Do you ever post on boards while you're drunk?


    mate :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    bronte wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055186200

    The above is the single greatest drunk thread on AH .

    Poor Archimedes! :D

    This is seriously the first time in quite some time that i have written LOL and actually LOLed. This thread should be stickied!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    This is seriously the first time in quite some time that i have written LOL and actually LOLed. This thread should be stickied!!!

    I read it the next morning and spat tea everywhere laughing. The remorse the next day is teh funneh!! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    mikemac wrote: »
    Came home pissed off with work one evening and had a good few drinks to unwind

    Ended up applying to loads of jobs on irishjobs.ie that night and got hounded by recruitment agencies calling my mobile for weeks and weeks

    Learned my lesson :o

    Yes you just try remember all the lies you put on all those applications...Dr Mikemac :pac:


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