Posting while pissed

My name is URL

Do you ever post on boards while you're drunk?

I do it sometimes, it seems like great fun at the time..but I've woken up the next day and felt mortified at what I'd posted.

Should there be a drunk check that you need to pass before you log in..like a complicated maths equation or something similar?

Abi

/Dons hat

Excuse me sir, could you please blow into this?




:pac:

mikemac

Sure who hasn't? Don't reply back non-drinkers, you know what I mean....

And then a quick glance through your post history the next morning to delete all the muck you posted
Though they said the truth comes out when you're drunk, you don't hold back

I don't have a google mail (gmail?) account but I think there is some test to log in.

So you don't go emailing ex's or sending daft emails you'll regret

Prof.Badass

I think weed is to blame for an awful lot of silly trolling that goes on here.

Whosbetter?

Been that soldier several times!

I refuse to look at my post history, but know I've been banned & infracted a few times.
Deffo, there should be a breathalyser kit for boards use esp for those nights I've been pourin' vodka in my soul.

Tryin' to be a good boy now though.;)

My name is URL

vinylmesh wrote: »

I think weed is to blame for an awful lot of silly trolling that goes on here.

They should read the brochure =p

sillyputty

mikemac wrote: »

I don't have a google mail (gmail?) account but I think there is some test to log in.

So you don't go emailing ex's or sending daft emails you'll regret

As yes, i enabled The "Beer Goggles" app after a rather embarrassing string of e-mails to an ex...
Now between 11pm and 6am if i want to send an email i have to do 5 math problems - it works - but strangely also very difficult when 100% sober

As for boards, ive done it a bit.:o

stovelid

Should be a configurable drink-application (with a plug-in alcohol sensor) available. If the post is after 1AM and the sensor detects a pre-defined amount of alcohol fumes and/or suspiciously fucked up motor skills, it sneakily lets you post, but it is deleted automatically in an hour after you've forgotten about it.

Kiera

Yes every weekend you'll find me here at 4am posting pure tripe. Its not pretty!

Karl Hungus

All the time.

stovelid

Karl Hungus wrote: »

All the time.

Stupid question Karl.

Is that a turd beside your user title? :pac:

6th

I post naked.

mikemac

Came home pissed off with work one evening and had a good few drinks to unwind

Ended up applying to loads of jobs on irishjobs.ie that night and got hounded by recruitment agencies calling my mobile for weeks and weeks

Learned my lesson

Karl Hungus

stovelid wrote: »

Stupid question Karl.

Is that a turd beside your user title? :pac:

There's no such thing a stupid question man. Except that one. That there is a mother****ing stupid ass question. Of course it's a turd!

admiralofthefleet

all the time, especially at weekends. it can take me a few mins to type a short post as im so pissed

stovelid

Karl Hungus wrote: »

There's no such thing a stupid question man. Except that one. That there is a mother****ing stupid ass question. Of course it's a turd!

After posting, I looked closer and had a QED moment when I saw the little flies.

Abi

stovelid wrote: »

Should be a configurable drink-application (with a plug-in alcohol sensor) available. If the post is after 1AM and the sensor detects a pre-defined amount of alcohol fumes and/or suspiciously fucked up motor skills, it sneakily lets you post, but it is deleted automatically in an hour after you've forgotten about it.

Rofl. If anyone quotes you in that hour, it would be a proper head fcuk in the morning =D

stovelid

Abigayle wrote: »

Rofl. If anyone quotes you in that hour, it would be a proper head fcuk in the morning =D

Well spotted. The first bug has been raised against the beta application.

My name is URL

Maybe just have a dud site for the pissed, we can post all the shit we want and none of it's published on the site... it just goes towards a meter which measures drunkeness with some algo that detects mistakes and the repeated use of smileys in a single post.

Once it reaches 100%, you're automatically admitted to a rehab center :pac:

davyjose

My name is URL wrote: »

Maybe just have a dud site for the pissed, we can post all the shit we want and none of it's published on the site...

We have one, it's called After Hours

LD 50

I'm actually kinda surprised at how pissed isn't in the swear filter.

My name is URL

davyjose wrote: »

We have one, it's called After Hours

That's a low-blow mate =p

AH is serious business, sometimes... lol

Ginny

Yup, and woken up the next morning tying to remember what I've posted and hoping it wasn't ban worthy.

galwayrush

I'm not as think as you drunk i am.:pac:

davyjose

A few Saturday mornings ago I woke up full sure I'd left messages on my boss's phone cursing him blind.

That was not a good weekend. Turns out I hadn't. Or else he's a very tolerant man.

InkSlinger67

I am guilty of drunken posting but have never been banned for my drunken tom foolery and jiggery pokery (inviting trouble, I know)

I am but a minnow in the drunken posting stakes for there is a giant of the art walking among us ladies and gentlemen....Kumate_champ07 be thy name

If alcohol isn't responsible for sad babies and South African rape there must be a little crystal meth or huffing cat pee involved

Trinity

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Trinity

God yeah and i tend to keep repeating myself just in different ways its so embarrassing

Abi

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Ah but you don't mean any harm

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Yeah? never mind eh?

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

K. Well you just mentioned it.. just there like.. heh

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

I gots to go...

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

bai!!

/runs

davyjose

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and i tend to keep repeating myself just in different ways its so embarrassing

I take it your foot got you to the offy so??? :pac:

Whosbetter?

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

I am guilty of drunken posting but have never been banned for my drunken tom foolery and jiggery pokery (inviting trouble, I know)

Ooops, looks like 'they' were right about my 'anger management' issues.:o

Trinity

davyjose wrote: »

I take it your foot got you to the offy so??? :pac:

No dude i found a place that delivers, life is gooooooodddddddddddd :P

dr.bollocko

LD 50 wrote: »

I'm actually kinda surprised at how pissed isn't in the swear filter.

You know it's interesting you said it. This thread is coming up as posting while ****ed on the main page but pissed is coming through loud and clear on the thread.
Very interesting.

Mmyes.
/strokes moustache.

That_Guy

I love posting on boards pissed. Nothing better than posting in a serious conversation thinking you're highly intelligent having discussed the same subject in the pub with other drunken louts only to find loads of PM's the next day with every message displaying the same subject title.

GOBSH*TE

brummytom

I really need to start drinking just to make drunken posts

That_Guy

brummytom wrote: »

I really need to start drinking just to make drunken posts

You could always just pretend.

I am sooooooooo fcukingggg pissedd gyz. Oh noe i have spilt kibab overrr ma lapptop

brummytom

Can I not just pretend to be stoned like *other* posters?


hehehahehehohohehahahaheehaha

My name is URL

brummytom wrote: »

Can I not just pretend to be stoned like *other* posters?


hehehahehehohohehahahaheehaha

hhohohehehehahawereontheoneroad

That_Guy

brummytom wrote: »

Can I not just pretend to be stoned like *other* posters?


hehehahehehohohehahahaheehaha

Whoa dude.... those words man... I mean..... I can see them..... I mean dude.... I can REALLY see them man.

Dude where's my Hendrix CD.... whoa... this album cover... I can actually see Jimi Hendrix.... No man..... I can REALLY see him.

brummytom

My name is URL wrote: »

hhohohehehehahawereontheoneroad

hehehahahehehahhathough we've had our troubles now and then, now's the time to make them up again sure aren't we all Irish anyhow? (Well no, I'm not) Now is the time to step together now hehehehaheah

SYLT

At what point in a session or on a night out do you go "Hey, cant wait to go home and log onto boards!"?

Nerds these days :rolleyes:

Abi

SYLT wrote: »

At what point in a session or on a night out do you go "Hey, cant wait to go home and log onto boards!"?

Nerds these days :rolleyes:

I can tell you are a desk-top kinda guy

Latchy

I always keep a bottle of stella next to my mouse .......just in case :cool:

my mouse like a drink

Trinity

My beer arrived half an hour ago, 5 euro delivery plus tip and it wasnt delivered by the transporter

On a more positive note i out of desperation paid 21 euro for 20 fags last week so this was cheaper

Size=everything

SYLT wrote: »

At what point in a session or on a night out do you go "Hey, cant wait to go home and log onto boards!"?

When they get rejected by a girl and decide they need to start an 'Irish women are so stuck up thread' to make themselves feel better.

Gary ITR

Trinity wrote: »

My beer arrived half an hour ago, 5 euro delivery plus tip and it wasnt delivered by the transporter

On a more positive note i out of desperation paid 21 euro for 20 fags last week so this was cheaper

Was your delivery man hot stuff though?


I ordered take away last week and was told 'the girl will be there in 20 mins', so I changed my shirt and dabbed on some aftershave only to be met by somebody that made ugly betty look hot

Spastafarian

Onkle wrote: »

Was your delivery man hot stuff though?


I ordered take away last week and was told 'the girl will be there in 20 mins', so I changed my shirt and dabbed on some aftershave only to be met by somebody that made ugly betty look hot

You can order whores delivered now?
Sweet!

Trinity

Onkle wrote: »

Was your delivery man hot stuff though?


I ordered take away last week and was told 'the girl will be there in 20 mins', so I changed my shirt and dabbed on some aftershave only to be met by somebody that made ugly betty look hot

Depends on your definition of 'hot', if by 'hot' you mean was he the male equivalent of jo brand then yes he was hoooooooottttttt stuff baby

Gary ITR

Trinity wrote: »

Depends on your definition of 'hot', if by 'hot' you mean was he the male equivalent of jo brand then yes he was hoooooooottttttt stuff baby

/waves goodbye to his erection

Thanks Trinity

Whosbetter?

Well just like post 5 on this thread I'm very contrite now about my past misdemeanours .

After finishing my second bottle of wine now!

Y'know, I've no problem now with Fianna Fail, Gays,Irish Language,Travellers,Druggies,Do-gooders, and..an...an.....a.................................ah Hell........:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

COMPUTER STOP, PLEASE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'M IN TROUBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Local-womanizer

Ginny wrote: »

Yup, and woken up the next morning tying to remember what I've posted and hoping it wasn't ban worthy.

I usually wake up thinking why the feck I got so drunk,its only when I see the laptop on I get worried.