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post #132wed

  • 20-11-2007 3:29am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭


    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c


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  • Posts: 8,647 [Deleted User]


    I love drunken after hours messages.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Archimedes wrote: »
    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c

    Quoted for truth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,679 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Archimedes wrote: »
    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c
    Viva la resistance!




    PS: LOL @ Archimedes. Not for just typing that, but his head will feel like a wheelbarrow when he reads this in the morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    There should be a forum where people are only allowed post if they are sozzled.


  • Posts: 8,647 [Deleted User]


    Archimedes wrote: »
    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c
    Maybe, you should try travelling/join a society.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    move to somewhere else and stop drinking in bed if u dont want drink spilled on ur bed. its that simple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,914 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Usually I'd expect to see this on a Friday or Saturday night but on a Monday? You legend!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    There should be a forum where people are only allowed post if they are sozzled.

    There is a least one private forum that caters for it. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Priceless!! :D

    And I love the way everyone keeps quoting the full message, just in case he edits it in the morning!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Papergirl 1


    Ha ha, ah I'd love to know what this dude was drinking to put him in such a bad mood!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    It might be more the lack of the post-drinking *cough* exercise *cough*

    ... not to mention having to climb the fence and the hassle with security ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,197 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Archimedes wrote: »
    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    Based on the rest of your "post" it sounds like a good idea. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    i wonder if the girl in question was his girlfriend...?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Dear God I apologise for this thread.

    @LordChessington - Yes my head feels like dirt now. Needless to say there will be no lectures attended today.

    @TheDazzler - Travelling will not be done. I will be lucky to leave my room today.

    @Xavi6 - Student Night. What more can I say?

    @Papergirl 1 - Your guess is as good as mine.

    @Femmy - Yes it was. I have no idea why I phrased it as 'a girl'. Probably a drunken reminiscent of my old days on the pull.

    @Mods - Please lock/delete as appropriate.

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭jameshayes


    I cant stop laughing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This is my we should fit our PCs with breathalyser equipment :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Best thread ever!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    jameshayes wrote: »
    I cant stop laughing!

    this has to be one of the best drunken ramblings ever...

    we need a hall of fame/shame for threads like this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Please lock this and leave me alone.. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    poor archimedes!

    Hillarious tho :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Don't see a great thread wasted - lock sensibly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Please lock this and leave me alone.. :(

    Don't be pissed off, you made some of us lol. We're lolling with you, not at you ;) Sounds like it was an adventurous night anyhoo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I would reccommend though, that you don't let your gf see this thread. I don't knnow if she'd be very impressed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Funniest thread I've read in a while :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    watna wrote: »
    I would reccommend though, that you don't let your gf see this thread. I don't knnow if she'd be very impressed!

    She spilled a full bottle of vodka on my bed and snores all night. Im the one whos not impressed. Now please let this die, for me?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    But it's tuesday, not wednesday.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Please lock this and leave me alone.. :(

    I think you are the one that was locked. joke drum roll.


  • Posts: 5,869 [Deleted User]


    This is what all those anti-binge drinking ads shold be like!!!

    Forget about falling around puking your ring, it should just be some bullet-proof poster, sitting at his comp, and spouting random madness.

    Voice over: "Could YOU live wih the shame?"

    I absolutely love it.

    Best thread EVER!!!

    Also, Bestest thread title ever.

    Take a bow AR c.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?

    I am never leaving my laptop on again when I go out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Archimedes wrote: »
    The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?

    I am never leaving my laptop on again when I go out.

    Fraid not...hope it wasn't too bad.
    Ah we've all done silly drunken things...I've sent a few embarrasing texts in my time :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Archimedes, due to the one request per user per week rule*, I cannot lock this thread.

    You should have asked that I lock this thread instead of the other request you made. :)












    *I just made that rule up.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    LMAO. :D

    Brilliant thread.

    I'm with Shifty on using this as an anti drink advert. Classic.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    This should be stickied


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,036 ✭✭✭Wossack


    wondering how to unsend an email? this gets even better ^^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭jameshayes


    This should be stickied

    +1

    Wont anyone think of the children?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Burn in hell the lot of ye.

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    This thread makes me want to go out and get drunk and make a fool of myself.
    :DThe happiest times of my life!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Points and laughs at the OP.

    All in good fun of course.
    Ruu wrote: »
    There is a least one private forum that caters for it. :)

    If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's evolved into a closed shop.

    A public drunk tank would be an interesting forum possibility...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Archimedes wrote: »
    The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?
    Hahaha it gets better and better!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    what was in the email ??? you have to tell us now
    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,139 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Ah this thread has made my day! :D

    I have had a bad couple of days and was half tempted to go on the lash tonight, but I've learnt now to respect the booze! I might save the occasion for another time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Ah yes, day off college - sitting at home nice and warm, listening to Duke Ellington and reading a hilarious thread on boards.

    My life has peaked, it's never gonna get any better than this. :D


    actually hang on... :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    there should be more drunken threads


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Im delighted to have entertained you all, I really am. Feeling much better now so I can look back and laugh at it now. Apparently there was a rule made at the start of the night where I wasnt allowed order the same drink twice. Our kitchen is pretty messed up at the moment aswell, so in the meantime ill be on Adverts.ie looking for a new toaster and oven door :(


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Im delighted to have entertained you all, I really am. Feeling much better now so I can look back and laugh at it now. Apparently there was a rule made at the start of the night where I wasnt allowed order the same drink twice. Our kitchen is pretty messed up at the moment aswell, so in the meantime ill be on Adverts.ie looking for a new toaster and oven door :(

    ...

    what exactly happened last night?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Im delighted to have entertained you all, I really am. Feeling much better now so I can look back and laugh at it now. Apparently there was a rule made at the start of the night where I wasnt allowed order the same drink twice. Our kitchen is pretty messed up at the moment aswell, so in the meantime ill be on Adverts.ie looking for a new toaster and oven door :(

    God, I wish I could go back to college!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Havent a clue about the oven door, its just gone - hinges and all. As for the toaster, theres some plastic goo melted all over it so im guessing somebody tried to toast something that was not meant to be toasted. I also sent that email to one of my lecturers. :( Never again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    You poor thing....
    I'm laughing a lot but I do feel for ya.

    But just think how many people's days you've just improved! gotta be good!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    eek, a lecturer! Was it a, "you're the bestest lecturer in the whole world" email or, "could you please stop sucking balls you gormless bugger" email?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭Statso


    By any chance are you in WIT? I understand your complaints about the security if so. :D


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