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  • 20-11-2007 4:29am
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    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭


    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I love drunken after hours messages.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Archimedes wrote: »
    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c

    Quoted for truth!


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,530 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Archimedes wrote: »
    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c
    Viva la resistance!




    PS: LOL @ Archimedes. Not for just typing that, but his head will feel like a wheelbarrow when he reads this in the morning


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    #5
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    There should be a forum where people are only allowed post if they are sozzled.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Archimedes wrote: »
    i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    rant v2
    i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

    rant 3
    im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

    and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

    tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

    AR c
    Maybe, you should try travelling/join a society.


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    #7
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    move to somewhere else and stop drinking in bed if u dont want drink spilled on ur bed. its that simple.


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    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Usually I'd expect to see this on a Friday or Saturday night but on a Monday? You legend!


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    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    There should be a forum where people are only allowed post if they are sozzled.

    There is a least one private forum that caters for it. :)


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Priceless!! :D

    And I love the way everyone keeps quoting the full message, just in case he edits it in the morning!


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    Papergirl 1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Papergirl 1


    Ha ha, ah I'd love to know what this dude was drinking to put him in such a bad mood!!!


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    It might be more the lack of the post-drinking *cough* exercise *cough*

    ... not to mention having to climb the fence and the hassle with security ...


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    Pherekydes
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    Archimedes wrote: »
    rant 1
    secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

    Based on the rest of your "post" it sounds like a good idea. :D


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    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    i wonder if the girl in question was his girlfriend...?


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    #15
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Dear God I apologise for this thread.

    @LordChessington - Yes my head feels like dirt now. Needless to say there will be no lectures attended today.

    @TheDazzler - Travelling will not be done. I will be lucky to leave my room today.

    @Xavi6 - Student Night. What more can I say?

    @Papergirl 1 - Your guess is as good as mine.

    @Femmy - Yes it was. I have no idea why I phrased it as 'a girl'. Probably a drunken reminiscent of my old days on the pull.

    @Mods - Please lock/delete as appropriate.

    :(


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    #16
    jameshayes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭jameshayes


    I cant stop laughing!


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    #17
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This is my we should fit our PCs with breathalyser equipment :D


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    #18
    watna
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    Best thread ever!


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    #19
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    jameshayes wrote: »
    I cant stop laughing!

    this has to be one of the best drunken ramblings ever...

    we need a hall of fame/shame for threads like this.


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    #20
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Please lock this and leave me alone.. :(


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    #21
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    poor archimedes!

    Hillarious tho :D


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    #22
    The_Minister
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    Don't see a great thread wasted - lock sensibly


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    #23
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Please lock this and leave me alone.. :(

    Don't be pissed off, you made some of us lol. We're lolling with you, not at you ;) Sounds like it was an adventurous night anyhoo.


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    watna
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    I would reccommend though, that you don't let your gf see this thread. I don't knnow if she'd be very impressed!


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    #25
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Funniest thread I've read in a while :D


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    #26
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    watna wrote: »
    I would reccommend though, that you don't let your gf see this thread. I don't knnow if she'd be very impressed!

    She spilled a full bottle of vodka on my bed and snores all night. Im the one whos not impressed. Now please let this die, for me?


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    #27
    [Deleted User]
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    But it's tuesday, not wednesday.


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    #28
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Please lock this and leave me alone.. :(

    I think you are the one that was locked. joke drum roll.


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    [Deleted User]
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    This is what all those anti-binge drinking ads shold be like!!!

    Forget about falling around puking your ring, it should just be some bullet-proof poster, sitting at his comp, and spouting random madness.

    Voice over: "Could YOU live wih the shame?"

    I absolutely love it.

    Best thread EVER!!!

    Also, Bestest thread title ever.

    Take a bow AR c.

    :D


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    #30
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?

    I am never leaving my laptop on again when I go out.


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Archimedes wrote: »
    The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?

    I am never leaving my laptop on again when I go out.

    Fraid not...hope it wasn't too bad.
    Ah we've all done silly drunken things...I've sent a few embarrasing texts in my time :o


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