Jokes not everyone will get

poindexter · 06-06-2009 01:21AM

guys at the doctor and doc tells him to lie on the couch. when he's on the couch doctor asks him "comfy?", guy says "Govan"

Mahatma coat · 06-06-2009 01:12PM

Why did the Cat fall of the Roof

It lost its Mu

:D:D

thebullkf · 07-06-2009 11:40PM

A man says to his dog trainer, "I don't know what to do. Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."

The trainer says, "That's OK, he's a boxer."

kildara · 08-06-2009 08:50AM

poindexter wrote: »

guys at the doctor and doc tells him to lie on the couch. when he's on the couch doctor asks him "comfy?", guy says "Govan"

Furryboots?

Bearhunter · 09-06-2009 03:53AM

kildara wrote: »

Furryboots?

Boot three mile.

kildara · 09-06-2009 08:55AM

What's the most popular drug in Aberdeen?

Ken fit a mean.

banquo · 09-06-2009 10:06AM

Yo mama so fat, she's an array out of bounds exception error.

Rented Mule · 09-06-2009 10:17AM

Descartes walks into Burger King and says to the girl behind the counter.

'I'll have a Whopper with cheese, an apple pie, and a chocolate shake'.

The girl behind the counter asks 'would you like fries with that?'

Decartes responds 'I think not'

<<poof>>

He disappeared.

Sam Vimes · 09-06-2009 01:14PM

Kaptain Redeye wrote: »

I think I got the word joke out of that. Anyone with Japanese care to translate?

http://translate.google.com/

Why the chicken crossed the circle of the Mobius strip?

I have to go to the same side.

Sam Vimes · 09-06-2009 01:17PM

A plane was flying in from Poland when they went through some turbulence.

The pilot said over the intercom "We're experiencing some instability. Could all the poles please move to the left of the plane?"

poindexter · 09-06-2009 07:37PM

kildara wrote: »

Furryboots?

just hairy toes.

Dumbartonish, yirsmelf??

Amston · 09-06-2009 08:59PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm so cultured, I make yoghurt jealous

I like it

VinnyTGM · 09-06-2009 09:51PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

How did our old currency get it's name ?
It rhymes with bank manager.

Good one.

MelonieHead · 12-06-2009 02:52PM

Q: What three elements combine to make a weapon?

A: Potassium, Nickel and Iron.

Johnny was a chemist's son but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

Ping Chow Chi · 12-06-2009 03:19PM

banquo wrote: »

Yo mama so fat, she's an array out of bounds exception error.

LOVE LOVE IT

Hagar · 12-06-2009 04:53PM

A man goes into a barber's and asks for his hair to be cut like Frank Sinatra.
Ten minutes later the barber has shaved his head completely bald.
The man goes mad saying he looks like Yul Brenner.
The barber says, "Damn, I was sure it was Frank Sinatra who starred in 'The King and I'".

Capt'n Midnight · 12-06-2009 05:35PM

Two flies on Kojacs head, 'Smile we're on Telly'

Why do elephants have big ears?
Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

how many amoeba does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, no 2, 4, no 8, no 16, 32, 64, 128.........

Capt'n Midnight · 12-06-2009 06:23PM

What do you call one Ukrainian? --A partisan.
What do you call two Ukrainians? --A partisan cell.
What do you call three Ukrainians? --A partisan cell with a traitor in their midst.

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Rented Mule · 17-06-2009 08:46AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

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.....and he rode a black horse.

Stabshauptmann · 17-06-2009 04:15PM

Rented Mule wrote: »

.....and he rode a black horse.

he rode a nazgul, no?

fikay · 17-06-2009 07:40PM

What does P.M.P.A. stand for?

National Dyslexia Association of Ireland

Bearhunter · 17-06-2009 11:20PM

Two dyslexics walk into a bra...

mink_man · 17-06-2009 11:26PM

i think the thread should be called "every joke i will not get!"

tossy · 18-06-2009 06:10AM

fikay wrote: »

What does P.M.P.A. stand for?

National Dyslexia Association of Ireland

Thats a great one - thank you very much,i cracked up in work!

Stabshauptmann · 18-06-2009 11:51AM

fikay wrote: »

What does P.M.P.A. stand for?

National Dyslexia Association of Ireland

Is this joke over my head, or is it just told wrong?

Bearhunter's I get, but I cant figure out how a dyslexic person would write DAI as PMPA

KarmaGarda · 18-06-2009 01:46PM

2 sausages in a pan. 1 says to the other "god it's awful hot in here". Other sausage replies "holy crap! a talkin sausage!"

WIZE · 18-06-2009 01:53PM

Why are Nuns called Nuns?
coz they don't get none

Stabshauptmann · 18-06-2009 02:19PM

Come one guys, stay on topic, dont ruin a good thread

Penn · 18-06-2009 02:26PM

fikay wrote: »

What does P.M.P.A. stand for?

National Dyslexia Association of Ireland

I always heard it as "What does DNA stand for?..... National Dyslexia Association"

Penn · 18-06-2009 02:28PM

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and stops water going towards the Earths core?

DPC

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