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Fake girls Vs Girl Next Door?

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    #32
    seamus
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    The amount of attention you get from Irish men on a night out is directly proportional to the amount of work it looks like it would take to get you to remove your pants. Simple as.


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    #33
    JC 2K3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    SDooM wrote: »
    Girl next door. Every time.

    Got to worry about someone attracted to fake-i-ness.
    IIRC, you posted your fair share of goth girls in the now locked pic thread in the Noc Forum.....

    Or by "fake" do you mean "fake, for a given value of fake"? :)


    If I'm in a club, the girls I'll be looking at will be the "fake" type. They stand out and are more exciting at a first glance.


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    #34
    Doctor DooM
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    liah wrote: »
    Men are hypocrites.

    all women make wild generalisations


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    #35
    Sean_Ludawg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Sean_Ludawg


    liah wrote: »
    Men are hypocrites. As much as they say they love the "girl next door" look, 9 times out of 10 they'll be all over the dolled up one, even if the "girl next door" type is as good or better looking without the makeup or the outfits.

    Just need to pay attention in a pub or club to see that.

    Yes but it isn't 2a.m and we arn't pissed atm.:D


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    #36
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    seamus wrote: »
    The amount of attention you get from Irish men on a night out is directly proportional to the amount of work it looks like it would take to get you to remove your pants. Simple as.

    You need to make some sort or graph or bar chart to represent this


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    #37
    Doctor DooM
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    JC 2K3 wrote: »
    IIRC, you posted your fair share of goth girls in the now locked pic thread in the Noc Forum.....

    Or by "fake" do you mean "fake, for a given value of fake"? :)


    If I'm in a club, the girls I'll be looking at will be the "fake" type. They stand out and are more exciting at a first glance.

    If there was a thread called "Girl next door pics" I wouldn't be posting pics of goths in it now, would I? The "given value of fake" is given in the first post. Betwixt those two, I would go girl next door, every time.

    And you've never met any of the girls I've dated/ done, thank you very much. :)


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    #38
    WillieCocker
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    Wife next door.......sorry meant girl.


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    #39
    Earthhorse
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    liah wrote: »
    No, not really, I'm the exception that proves the rule. ;)

    Welcome to the club. :)


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    #40
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    SDooM wrote: »
    all women make wild generalisations

    'Tis the internet, dear boy, and everyone knows that rule #347 of the internet is "generalizations aren't meant to be taken that seriously." ;)


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    #41
    ayapatrick
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    They all seem fake.

    I can't stand a girl that wears 2 inches of makeup

    If you look like Lauren Conrad, I suppose I'd give ya a lash though
    oompa loompa fake tan, peroxide blond anything along them lines looks ****e!
    lauren conrad stle - perfect!


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    #42
    bigeasyeah
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    Are fake girls transvestites?


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    #43
    Doctor DooM
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    liah wrote: »
    'Tis the internet, dear boy, and everyone knows that rule #347 of the internet is "generalizations aren't meant to be taken that seriously." ;)

    Now apply that principle to my post. :)


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    #44
    Mimikyu
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    #45
    JC 2K3
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    SDooM wrote: »
    If there was a thread called "Girl next door pics" I wouldn't be posting pics of goths in it now, would I? The "given value of fake" is given in the first post. Betwixt those two, I would go girl next door, every time.

    And you've never met any of the girls I've dated/ done, thank you very much. :)
    heh, it was the worrying about guys attracted to fakeness that I was getting at. ;)


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    #46
    javaboy
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    The girl next door to me is 78. :(


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    #47
    ayapatrick
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    JC 2K3 wrote: »
    heh, it was the worrying about guys attracted to fakeness that I was getting at. ;)
    alot of eejits are though:eek:


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    #48
    stovelid
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    Captain Morgan wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    fyp.


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    #49
    Turd Ferguson
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    liah wrote: »
    'Tis the internet, dear boy, and everyone knows that rule #347 of the internet is "generalizations aren't meant to be taken that seriously." ;)

    We also know rule #1: There are no women on the internet


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    #50
    liah
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    Alright, let's see.

    If you walked into a club and saw two identical twin girls, one with makeup looking like this (although slightly less shiny), and one without makeup looking like this, which would you pick?

    Used pics of Adriana Lima to take out the comparison of two different hot chicks.

    She's obviously a stunner no matter what you do to her, but I reckon an awful lot more men in the real world would choose #1 over #2, regardless of what men are saying here.


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    #51
    Doctor DooM
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    JC 2K3 wrote: »
    heh, it was the worrying about guys attracted to fakeness that I was getting at. ;)

    *serious hat* Is there not a good point there though?

    Is it the fakeness you are attracted to? Or are you simply not just seeing them first?


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    #52
    SV
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    Second one, easily.


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    #53
    JC 2K3
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    Clubs are generally too dark to be able to tell the difference.


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    #54
    Doctor DooM
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    JC 2K3 wrote: »
    Clubs are generally too dark to be able to tell the difference.

    Bring a torch with you. Girls love when you shine them in their faces in dark rooms.


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    #55
    The Master
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    javaboy wrote: »
    The girl next door to me is 78. :(

    Durty!

    In 12 years the craic will be 90


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    #56
    Aidric
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    raindrops_21 wrote: »
    On a night out my typical look is like Lauren Conrad in the picture below (girl on left).
    PM sent.


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    Mimikyu
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    #58
    liah
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    I also wonder sometimes whether or not guys realize how much effort a lot of girls put into looking natural. Tousled hair, perfect "natural" skin, and "simple" eye makeup can actually take hours.

    Lauren Conrad in that picture is definitely not natural, she's made up to look natural, so you never really know what you're getting.


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    #59
    JC 2K3
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    SDooM wrote: »
    *serious hat* Is there not a good point there though?

    Is it the fakeness you are attracted to? Or are you simply not just seeing them first?
    Mixture of both.

    The only thing I don't like about makeup is when it's done badly. It can make a girl look absolutely awful. However, when done well, it makes a girl look more attractive. I've never had much time for the "natural is better" attitude personally. All that said, many girls have their own, unique attractiveness in their face without needing makeup. This, of course, doesn't mean that they shouldn't wear makeup ever or anything. I like variety, personally.

    Guys on boards.ie tend to be extremely anti-makeup for whatever reason. This does not reflect what guys are attracted to in the real world. For me, it's much too rigid a point of view.


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    #60
    JC 2K3
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    liah wrote: »
    I also wonder sometimes whether or not guys realize how much effort a lot of girls put into looking natural. Tousled hair, perfect "natural" skin, and "simple" eye makeup can actually take hours.
    My gf takes about 5 minutes, to put on some foundation and eyeliner and she looks great, am I missing something...?


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    #61
    Dave147
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    I think the two blondes look about as fake as you can get. Give me Jordan for a titty **** any day.


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