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Fake girls Vs Girl Next Door?

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    #92
    elyod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭elyod


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Gay Byrne got his sendoff from U2 with a Harley Davidson. Plank gets Robbie Keane and an Ireland shirt. Seems fair enough? Although that said I probably would have got him Richy Kavanagh and a signed copy of one of his singles on cassette.

    zOMG am I missing Pats last late late show?


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    #93
    Carlow52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭Carlow52


    elyod wrote: »
    zOMG am I missing Pats last late late show?
    regrettably not: next week


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    #94
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    As long as she has a hole and a heartbeat i'm easy(heartbeats optional)


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    #95
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Uriel Fluffy Forearm wrote: »
    Same thing for lads, look at how we're dressed on nights out. Stupid fucking mullets and a four-inch-high, Brylcreemed-soaked helmet of hair isn't what we naturally look like, it's just a clever ploy to lure women.

    That ploy is so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.
    What woman could ever see through such a diabolical scheme?


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    #96
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    Prefer next door type myself!
    and the occasional fake bitch when i'm in the mood :D


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    #97
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Most guys in clubs are just looking for the quick roide or someone to take a load to the face. The trashy girl is usually the safest bet.


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    #98
    niallon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭niallon


    Not to be whingy or tacky here but, the person you can wake up next to who still looks a million bucks even after sleeping face down in a pillow make up and all is a far better bet than someone who doesn't...fake girls are generally in the latter category. It's not shallow, just fact. Fake girls are entirely fake, the person below the make up is entirely different and that's just false advertising!


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    #99
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    That ploy is so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.

    You pin tails on donkeys Armin, which is appropriate considering what we're talking about.


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    #100
    Acacia
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    Any hole's a goal.


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    #101
    tommyboy2222
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    You **** the fake girls, you marry the girl next door.

    Then you **** the fake girls.


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    #102
    Dragan
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    In the pics the OP posted then definitely the "girl next door" but that is largely because she seems to come with a "girl next to her".

    Sure, the look like sisters but that would only be weird for them.


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    #103
    NickNolte
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    Fat, ugly girls with no makeup FTW.


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    #104
    CianRyan
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    If she really looks like that picture of Jordan, i feel sorry for you having to be around her tbh.

    Looking like Lauren though, that's a compleatly different story.


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    #105
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    if u look naturaly beautifull like that, i wouldnt worry too much.
    now are you sure yer not a massive hippo to ask such a thing?


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    #106
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Fake girl= tease.

    Sadly most guys have yet to realise this, and those who have sometimes forget it while drunk :p.

    Eventually your kids are going to be half of some girl you're ****ing. That should help you make a better choice ;).


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    #107
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
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    Girl Next Door anyday over the 'fake' type!:D


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    #108
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Jodie Marsh

    This is what these people could look like without all that fake tan. Saw some bird in a nightclub last week looked like she'd being dipped in shít it was disgusting.


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    #109
    dyl10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    liah wrote: »
    'Tis the internet, dear boy, and everyone knows that rule #347 of the internet is "generalizations aren't meant to be taken that seriously." ;)

    But remember rule #6.
    "There are no females using the internet"


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    #110
    Saibh
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    dyl10 wrote: »
    But remember rule #6.
    "There are no females using the internet"
    Learn something everyday!


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    #111
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I think the fake girl is more likely to pull on a night out. Simply because guys are usually looking for one thing when they're out pubbing or clubbing!

    Can't say I know many men who go out saying "Tonight, I'm aiming to find myself a nice girlfriend!"

    The girl next door is probably more wholesome and more girlfriend-material, but the fake girl is like the kebab at the end of the night ; Men just can't resist it!
    :pac:


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    #112
    parker kent
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I think the fake girl is more likely to pull on a night out. Simply because guys are usually looking for one thing when they're out pubbing or clubbing!

    Can't say I know many men who go out saying "Tonight, I'm aiming to find myself a nice girlfriend!"

    The girl next door is probably more wholesome and more girlfriend-material, but the fake girl is like the kebab at the end of the night ; Men just can't resist it!
    :pac:

    You've given me a new idea... nightclubs for lads that want to find a nice girlfriend!! Better to call it that than a nightclub for girls looking for a boyfriend, the chancer types would be out in force somewhere like that! You'd have to have some way of making sure all assholes/chancers/one nighters were stopped on the door (some sort of Asshole Detector Bouncer). All fake girls would have to be banned too (as I said NICE girlfriend not just any girlfriend). It's a sure fire money maker!

    To answer the OP, I really don't like the fake girl look, anytime I'm out I'd love to get chatting to a nice girl-next-door type. It's just clubs don't exactly lend themselves to deep meaningful conversations.


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    #113
    yourmano
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    Right as a woman I'd say it's that many men out are looking for one thing. I'm your quintessential girl-next-door and find the men who chat me up are genuinely nice. I've a friend who for her own reasons, mostly lack of confidence, is somewhat similar to your friend and find she gets a lot more men chatting her up but a lot more heartache. One night she wore one of my dresses, for once you couldn't see her knickers or her breasts hanging out. She met a fella and they went on a few dates, honestly she's changed since then, has seen the light!


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    #114
    dsmythy
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    The OP hasn't posted since. You all scared away the innocent girl next door! :eek:


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    #115
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    dsmythy wrote: »
    The OP hasn't posted since. You all scared away the innocent girl next door! :eek:

    She's too busy spraying herself orange and putting in her peroxide hair extensions ;)


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    #116
    dr.bollocko
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    She's too busy spraying herself orange and putting in her peroxide hair extensions ;)

    Well it is saturday night. But it's ridiculously long badly chipped painted nails that really does it for me.


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    #117
    ~me~
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭~me~


    i dunno which i am cause i dont wear any make up unless my photo will be taken! but ive found that guys just chat up the good looking girls, none of this 'fake v girl next door' stuff just plain old 'ugly v pretty'. sorry. :o


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    #118
    pikachucheeks
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Well it is saturday night. But it's ridiculously long badly chipped painted nails that really does it for me.

    Mine are short and badly chipped, so I'm ok!

    And I can't say much, I decided to experiment with fake tan the other day and it looks like someone's thrown tikka masala all down my legs! :pac:


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    #119
    35notout
    Registered Users Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    Surely Jordon etc live next door to somebody - does that not make them the "girl next door" then?


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    #120
    [Deleted User]
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    javaboy wrote: »
    The girl next door to me is 78. :(

    Less likely to say no TBH.


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    #121
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    looks like someone's thrown tikka masala all down my legs! :pac:

    Some people are into that sort of thing;)




    And by some people I mean me:pac:


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