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  • #1292
    dark side
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭dark side


    tickle_monster wrote: »
    lol :D why didnt i think of that at the time, he was my type personified!

    son? do you make men call you momma and stuff :eek: beyonces green light style...im so not on for that lol

    im never out of the basement ;) ist day was a one off, i should have driven into the side of the hotties car, only i was parked and he was in the queue waiting to leave somehow i dont think even the worst driver would have hit him...hit on him maybe ;) wonder if the hotel would provide us with a copy of the cctv, thered be nothing up to his standard on the top shelf :o not that ive seen said shelf :p

    aww PYG hope you get your pass letter soon, fingers and toes crossed :D

    I think that was at the IST I was at
    - I didn't think he was that hot, so although, I took him to the basement for you, I didn't play with him :D


  • #1293
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Here you go little wrecked one...Not the kinda black lace you had in mind but enjoy and I dare ya not to shake the booty. Ha ha ha.........:p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
    i havent heard this in about 10 years. down in trabolgan in cork. used to go there on holidays and captin croc would be on stage giving it stacks. i love it
    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    You'll be back....begging ;)
    more like you will be ;)
    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    Hey my wee Smyffers, hows you?

    Ps, am i your girl?
    haha im dead on like same old. what about yourself. what happened yourcomputer?!

    not anymore sorry. its peggysues turn. i was just looking at her photo and i forgot how beautiful she is


  • #1294
    tickle_monster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    dark side wrote: »
    I think that was at the IST I was at
    - I didn't think he was that hot, so although, I took him to the basement for you, I didn't play with him :D

    how raging was i that i got put in the ist slot after him...actually could i have concentrated seeing that :o imagine if he was sitting beside me i would have spilt my water broke my pencils tripped infront of him list is endless :o did he have big brown eyes or have i made that up to fit the rest of him!!
    good work beca will be so proud that one of us was thinking straight :D aye dont play with him dont want him tired out ;) was very tempted to leave and follow him home, wonder where such a beauty lives lmao :cool: he almost beats my local hot cop apart from uniform and height and ive spoken to the hottie cop ;):o


  • #1295
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    smyff wrote: »

    not anymore sorry. its peggysues turn. i was just looking at her photo and i forgot how beautiful she is

    Ah well. Another day of listening to power ballads while attached to a box of tissues...So beautiful while it lasted. I'll never forget you...whatever your name was....Sniff.


  • #1296
    PapaYankeeGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭PapaYankeeGirl


    smyff wrote: »
    i havent heard this in about 10 years. down in trabolgan in cork. used to go there on holidays and captin croc would be on stage giving it stacks. i love it


    more like you will be ;)


    haha im dead on like same old. what about yourself. what happened yourcomputer?!

    not anymore sorry. its peggysues turn. i was just looking at her photo and i forgot how beautiful she is


    I cant take the rejection........please, please take me back. Il wrestle PSM for you!!


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  • #1297
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    I cant take the rejection........please, please take me back. Il wrestle PSM for you!!

    I'd say he would actually pay to see that..


  • #1298
    PapaYankeeGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭PapaYankeeGirl


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    I'd say he would actually pay to see that..


    Me too, though no one mentioned mud and bikinis!!;)

    You up for being ref?, maybe your emotions and the hurt is still too raw!


  • #1299
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    Me too, though no one mentioned mud and bikinis!!;)

    You up for being ref?, maybe your emotions and the hurt is still too raw!

    I cant lliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvveee, if living is without yooooouuuuoooohhhoooohhh....I cant liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvee.....Sorry wha? Mud and bikinis? Throw in baked beans and a lock of beer and I'm so there....


  • #1300
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    maaaaaayneeeeee i love this thread haha
    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Ah well. Another day of listening to power ballads while attached to a box of tissues...So beautiful while it lasted. I'll never forget you...whatever your name was....Sniff.
    i hope you mean power trance!!! while it lasted, we're just on a break thats all.
    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    I cant take the rejection........please, please take me back. Il wrestle PSM for you!!

    actually, psm is taken. i mean PS the dawg. but ill take you back anyday. but ill still save up my wages for this pay per view event which is gonna happen. beer n mud and bikinis and tight leather and beans:confused::confused::confused: throw in some baby oil and some pizza aswell sure. and a big bottle of buckfast aswell


  • #1301
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    smyff wrote: »
    maaaaaayneeeeee i love this thread haha

    i hope you mean power trance!!! while it lasted, we're just on a break thats all.


    actually, psm is taken. i mean PS the dawg. but ill take you back anyday. but ill still save up my wages for this pay per view event which is gonna happen. beer n mud and bikinis and tight leather and beans:confused::confused::confused: throw in some baby oil and some pizza aswell sure. and a big bottle of buckfast aswell

    Plain sick you are. Pizza. Sick Sick Sick...Breaks my lil ole heart. Youve changed. I just dont know who you are anymore. Erm...who are you again?


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  • #1302
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    tickle monster. i want you there aswell i have just removed height restrictions. bring your now useless specs for the secratery effect


  • #1303
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    Right. C'mon people. So the line up for our band? is as follow:-

    RPC- Harpsicord- Actually I didnt mean that...I meant that thing Rolf Harris had out a few years ago...Stylophone. Yep thats it.

    Beca- Ninja cornflakes and many other talents

    TM - The triangle. Crucial in any band.

    Smyff - For just watchin

    PYG - Just for wearing bikini without having to. Token eye candy.

    We could be famous in our own rite already but we welcome other applicants. We're expectin in the region of 10,000 so get here quickly or miss out. We will be setting a very rigorous test for ye's all so we expect to sort the wheat from the chaff at an early stage...


  • #1304
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Right. C'mon people. So the line up for our band? is as follow:-

    RPC- Harpsicord- Actually I didnt mean that...I meant that thing Rolf Harris had out a few years ago...Stylophone. Yep thats it.

    Beca- Ninja cornflakes and many other talents

    TM - The triangle. Crucial in any band.

    Smyff - For just watchin (and being a man who does anything (aka nothing) ...)...? Egg Shakers (optional as I dont think theyre an actual real instrument)


    PYG - Just for wearing black pvc bikini without having to. Token eye candy. And also plays violin if anyone cares to notice.. (Multi-instrumentalist... or mentalist just)

    We could be famous in our own rite already but we welcome other applicants. We're expectin in the region of 10,000 so get here quickly or miss out. We will be setting a very rigorous test for ye's all so we expect to sort the wheat from the chaff at an early stage...

    Drummer - MGH - Position filled. Chopstick specialists need not apply. I thank you.


  • #1305
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Plain sick you are. Pizza. Sick Sick Sick...Breaks my lil ole heart. Youve changed. I just dont know who you are anymore. Erm...who are you again?
    haha. ill change back. im a man, i can do anything.

    who are you more like.

    and for the band. death metal sounds like a great band to be in. get ready for some moshing and windmilling the long hair laydees


  • #1306
    PapaYankeeGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭PapaYankeeGirl


    I have a black violin that would match my black PVC bikini, can I play it??? Please???


  • #1307
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    I have a black violin that would match my black PVC bikini, can I play it??? Please???
    :D you can play with any thing/instrument that you want :D:D:D

    im a fan of the egg shakers myself


  • #1308
    PapaYankeeGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭PapaYankeeGirl


    smyff wrote: »
    :D you can play with any thing/instrument that you want :D:D:D

    im a fan of the egg shakers myself


    Just as well im a multi-instrumentalist then 'eh?


  • #1309
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    Just as well im a multi-instrumentalist then 'eh?
    heh heh heh. (we really do need a raisey eye brow smiley on here)

    ill be the judge of that!!


  • #1310
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    By george I think we've got it. Auditions closed people. You snoozed. You loosed. Its a ruthless business.....now ...names...names...


  • #1311
    beca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    By george I think we've got it. Auditions closed people. You snoozed. You loosed. Its a ruthless business.....now ...names...names...

    me and you need words mrs! you put agadoo in my head an i was beltin it out by 12 last night. one of my sent messages to a police officer was "agadoo do do dm push pinaple shakey tree =] me wiskey in me hipflask"


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  • #1312
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    beca wrote: »
    me and you need words mrs! you put agadoo in my head an i was beltin it out by 12 last night. one of my sent messages to a police officer was "agadoo do do dm push pinaple shakey tree =] me wiskey in me hipflask"

    You and that air of mystery of yours...:D


  • #1313
    tickle_monster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    smyff wrote: »
    tickle monster. i want you there aswell i have just removed height restrictions. bring your now useless specs for the secratery effect


    YAY you have no idea how lonely it is being the only adult not allowed on the rides at the fairground :(

    ok im not that short, but ill have the heels pencil skirt silk shirt specs hair in loose bun all ready to go ;) underwear optional...as always


  • #1314
    tickle_monster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    You and that air of mystery of yours...:D

    lol god help him if she ever sings to him in the shower run a mile i think so lol...oh wait she said police officer could have been a woman she was txting :p;):p pushing her pineapples ;)


  • #1315
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    tickle_monster wrote: »
    YAY you have no idea how lonely it is being the only adult not allowed on the rides at the fairground :(

    ok im not that short, but ill have the heels pencil skirt silk shirt specs hair in loose bun all ready to go ;) underwear optional...as always

    Underwear is never an option girl. Leave it in the drawer at home where it belongs...


  • #1316
    tickle_monster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Underwear is never an option girl. Leave it in the drawer at home where it belongs...

    lol but what about the stuff that begs to be shown off :D and then ripped off ;) preferably not being shown of by males who pull ur skirt up :o or those who insit on carrying you like a fireman :rolleyes:


  • #1317
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    tickle_monster wrote: »
    YAY you have no idea how lonely it is being the only adult not allowed on the rides at the fairground :(

    ok im not that short, but ill have the heels pencil skirt silk shirt specs hair in loose bun all ready to go ;) underwear optional...as always
    MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM. i think we have candidate number one here!!!

    well, 1.1, as RPC is candidate number one
    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Underwear is never an option girl. Leave it in the drawer at home where it belongs...
    yeah, especially if its older than me...


  • #1318
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    yeah, especially if its older than me...[/quote]

    Is nothing sacred? Im telling you nothin ever again. And Ive told you before and I'll tell you again......keep out of me drawers....


  • #1319
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Is nothing sacred? Im telling you nothin ever again. And Ive told you before and I'll tell you again......keep out of me drawers....
    haha. i was going to add a bit about plop there too... i think ill give it a miss

    you know you want to tell me it all!!!!!#


  • #1320
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    smyff wrote: »
    haha. i was going to add a bit about plop there too... i think ill give it a miss

    you know you want to tell me it all!!!!!#

    ? ... I wont ask...


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  • #1321
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    From the IST thread for talking poop about kissing Smyffers:o


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