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Girls Only - No Manginas Allowed!
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RoscoPColtrane wrote: »Ah. A girl after my own heart....even if I am a lightweight these days. Have the DRI's to prove it too.
DRI?? ah think ill be hittin the pubs this weekend, have a great big blowout of my dole money!
ok dont tell anyone, (i can do ja-ja-binks from starwars
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DRI?? ah think ill be hittin the pubs this weekend, have a great big blowout of my dole money!
ok dont tell anyone, (i can do ja-ja-binks from starwars)
Drink Related Injuries. Ja Ja Binks. Now you is first on my party invite list cos I would pay good hard earned cash to see that....:D:D:D0 -
RoscoPColtrane wrote: »Drink Related Injuries. Ja Ja Binks. Now you is first on my party invite list cos I would pay good hard earned cash to see that....:D:D:D
oh i have plenty of them! just few months ago i split cornflakes all over my mates floor (because as you do when you get in from a rough night you have cornflakes???) and i proceded to walk over them and somehow woke in the morning to find the sofa with blood droplets on it an my feet cut 0 -
oh i have plenty of them! just few months ago i split cornflakes all over my mates floor (because as you do when you get in from a rough night you have cornflakes???) and i proceded to walk over them and somehow woke in the morning to find the sofa with blood droplets on it an my feet cut
Always get you those damn ninja cornflakes..
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RoscoPColtrane wrote: »Always get you those damn ninja cornflakes..:D
yep :-s they should be in the psni!
an no i aint doin no jajabinks at partys! lol! wer gonna have a IST pass (or fail for alcoholics only) night out so you may indeed hear it then.... im soooo cool :cool:0 -
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yep :-s they should be in the psni!
an no i aint doin no jajabinks at partys! lol! wer gonna have a IST pass (or fail for alcoholics only) night out so you may indeed hear it then.... im soooo cool :cool:
ill be the alcoholic fail at this pervert party didnt like it one bit didnt get the last four questions in part a done answered all part b but im sure i guessed lots of them cant remember!! saw nearly 10,000 applied well count one off the list im so chucked out already sniffles
there was a hottie potential peeler in the ist before me though...wowza!!!!!!!!!!!! he didnt even need a uniform
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RoscoPColtrane wrote: »any plans if you dont get into psni?
Well the only other thing I really want to do is to be a very successful popstar. But I cant sing. And I cant dance. Never stopped Cyndi Lauper though..
me thinking about joining the RIR but it will need a LOT of thinking because its a 4 year comitment and there due to be redeployed in few years again
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tickle_monster wrote: »ill be the alcoholic fail at this pervert party didnt like it one bit didnt get the last four questions in part a done answered all part b but im sure i guessed lots of them cant remember!! saw nearly 10,000 applied well count one off the list im so chucked out already sniffles
there was a hottie potential peeler in the ist before me though...wowza!!!!!!!!!!!! he didnt even need a uniform
GIRLS!!! for future reference!!! procedure is as follows::
"youv been selected to skip ist and ac, please follow me to PSNI headquarters... *opens boot* get in here, just so you cant see where were going to! dont worry were nearly there son!"
*opens basement door*
"PSNI headquarters in a basement.... puppies....."
god you just cant get the staff these days for MHNI.
tickle, your on probation, go to the basement NOW and join darkside (sleeping partner)0 -
i know one sort of dance that youre good atRoscoPColtrane wrote: »any plans if you dont get into psni?
Well the only other thing I really want to do is to be a very successful popstar. But I cant sing. And I cant dance. Never stopped Cyndi Lauper though..
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Hi PYG
I've not had time to read through all the posts as I've been busy with work, but wanted to check did you have your medical for C14 yet, and any word of you getting in there?
Thought this would be the quickest way to find out
Yeah I had it last friday, no results yet.:(
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GIRLS!!! for future reference!!! procedure is as follows::
"youv been selected to skip ist and ac, please follow me to PSNI headquarters... *opens boot* get in here, just so you cant see where were going to! dont worry were nearly there son!"
*opens basement door*
"PSNI headquarters in a basement.... puppies....."
god you just cant get the staff these days for MHNI.
tickle, your on probation, go to the basement NOW and join darkside (sleeping partner)
lol why didnt i think of that at the time, he was my type personified!
son? do you make men call you momma and stuff :eek: beyonces green light style...im so not on for that lol
im never out of the basement ist day was a one off, i should have driven into the side of the hotties car, only i was parked and he was in the queue waiting to leave somehow i dont think even the worst driver would have hit him...hit on him maybe wonder if the hotel would provide us with a copy of the cctv, thered be nothing up to his standard on the top shelf not that ive seen said shelf 
aww PYG hope you get your pass letter soon, fingers and toes crossed 0 -
RoscoPColtrane wrote: »any plans if you dont get into psni?
Well the only other thing I really want to do is to be a very successful popstar. But I cant sing. And I cant dance. Never stopped Cyndi Lauper though..
we should make a band spice girls cant sing or dance either :cool: im picking serurity guards 0 -
tickle_monster wrote: »we should make a band spice girls cant sing or dance either :cool: im picking serurity guards
Now theres a thought. What to name the band (used in the loosest possible terms of the word)...cos thats the most important thang. Although I can play the harpsicord. No end (or beginning) to my talents. German Shepherd Mongrels?..We need auditions...I'll ring the press and let them know.0 -
RoscoPColtrane wrote: »Now theres a thought. What to name the band (used in the loosest possible terms of the word)...cos thats the most important thang. Although I can play the harpsicord. No end (or beginning) to my talents. German Shepherd Mongrels?..We need auditions...I'll ring the press and let them know.
class i can play the triangle i propose we start our career in psni stations German Shepherd Mongrels?? how did you come up with that lol i have nothing better to add, beca might be better for names, im just there for the groupies to be honest
when your ringing the press try find one of them machines that makes your voice sound in tune we'll be bigger than girls aloud although given the 6inch waists those girls have it may not be too difficult my waist is 8inches...honest lol yep maybe when im a decomposing corpse :P 0 -
link me its easierRoscoPColtrane wrote: »Had a wee tear in me eye at that first bit. No. Hang on. Just my contacts giving me jip...... Ah Jaysus. Ignorance is bliss. Google it pet.. Agadoo. Black Lace. Pure Classic. Ye'll be converted. Thats the dance I'm good at. Right up your strassa...See where you can put a bangin donk on that one... im too wrecked to do anything. especially google it.
pet:rolleyes: black lace, added to check list. put a donk in my whhhhhhhhaaaaaaa?!
heyyyy pyggggg. long time no see how is it goinggggg?!?!!!!!!!PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »Yeah I had it last friday, no results yet.:(
Thanks for asking
ps rpc you are officially dumpped now that my favourite girl it back. (MGH, you are in a class of your own so dont you get jealous... again...)0 -
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link me its easier im too wrecked to do anything. especially google it.
Here you go little wrecked one...Not the kinda black lace you had in mind but enjoy and I dare ya not to shake the booty. Ha ha ha.........:p
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link me its easier im too wrecked to do anything. especially google it.
pet:rolleyes: black lace, added to check list. put a donk in my whhhhhhhhaaaaaaa?!
heyyyy pyggggg. long time no see how is it goinggggg?!?!!!!!!!
ps rpc you are officially dumpped now that my favourite girl it back. (MGH, you are in a class of your own so dont you get jealous... again...)
Hey my wee Smyffers, hows you?
Ps, am i your girl?0
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