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birthday present ideas for a granny...

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01-05-2009 4:08pm

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any ideas? every year is the same, never know what to get!!

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#2 01-05-2009 4:09pm
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Surprise party.

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#3 01-05-2009 4:09pm
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Vibrator

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#4 01-05-2009 4:09pm
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a lactating nipple.

Gummy grannies love to suck!

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#5 01-05-2009 4:10pm
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A razor for the wire goatie

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#6 01-05-2009 4:11pm
jon1981

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sick f**Ks...i cant believe some of yis went there!!!

its a serious genuine and important question!

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#7 01-05-2009 4:11pm
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crotchless granny knickers?

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#8 01-05-2009 4:12pm
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Giant cake, stripper optional.

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#9 01-05-2009 4:12pm
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jon1981 wrote: »

sick f**Ks...i cant believe some of yis went there!!!

its a serious genuine and important question!

You do realise you posted this in AH!!

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#10 01-05-2009 4:13pm
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Viagra for grand-dad. Granny would appreciate that.

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#11 01-05-2009 4:14pm
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Insurgent wrote: »

You do realise you posted this in AH!!

yeah i knew i was playing with fire on this one.... but it is the most viewed forum so i was hoping i might get lucky!

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#12 01-05-2009 4:15pm
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jon1981 wrote: »

i was hoping i might get lucky!

There's your present right there.

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#13 01-05-2009 4:15pm
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Strap-on

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#14 01-05-2009 4:15pm
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Hagar wrote: »

Viagra for grand-dad. Granny would appreciate that.

unless its going to make him burst through his coffin, dig through 6 foot of muck and run 20 miles home ...i very much doubt it will work.

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#15 01-05-2009 4:16pm
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Try here for proper ideas: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=853

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#16 01-05-2009 4:17pm
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jon1981 wrote: »

unless its going to make him burst through his coffin, dig through 6 foot of muck and run 20 miles home ...i very much doubt it will work.

OMG! Get her a zombie, everybody loves zombies.

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#17 01-05-2009 4:18pm
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jon1981 wrote: »

unless its going to make him burst through his coffin, dig through 6 foot of muck and run 20 miles home ...i very much doubt it will work.

Sounds like you have one very ugly grandmother.

Plastic surgery?

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#18 01-05-2009 4:19pm
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Pm sent

Ye boys are so MEAN!!!!

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#19 01-05-2009 4:20pm
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a gigolo I think and you would always have a special place in her heart for giving her the best present ever..

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#20 01-05-2009 4:21pm
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screw the lot of yis...i got a decent suggestion... and its not a gigolo, a vibrator or a bloody Zombie!!

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#21 01-05-2009 4:21pm
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missbaker wrote: »

Pm sent

Who would've thought the OP's grandmother posts on Boards?

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#22 01-05-2009 4:23pm
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jon1981 wrote: »

screw the lot of yis...i got a decent suggestion... and its not a gigolo, a vibrator or a bloody Zombie!!

A vibrating zombie gigolo?

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#23 01-05-2009 4:25pm
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Talia Incalculable Choke wrote: »

Who would've thought the OP's grandmother posts on Boards?

Watch it!!!! Im no granny!!! the cheek!

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#24 01-05-2009 4:27pm
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Inflatable man-doll
Gigolo (might have to pay a supplement)
Vibrating tea cosy
Daniel O'Donnell lookalike stripper
Voucher for one free heart attack at her local A&E

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#25 01-05-2009 4:27pm
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jon1981 wrote: »

screw the lot of yis...i got a decent suggestion... and its not a gigolo, a vibrator or a bloody Zombie!!

Lets hope she's not reading this thread or she'll be thoroughly disappointed.

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#26 01-05-2009 4:28pm
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Cmon folks, keep it clean.

Skateboard?

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#27 01-05-2009 4:31pm
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Cant believe no-one suggested this :

A coffin !!!

its practical and you know she'll probably use it (eventually) :rolleyes:

failing that a helper monkey..... I've heard they are quite good (except when they start throwing poo...... monkey poo !! )

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#28 01-05-2009 4:36pm
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I clicked on this thread wondering how long it'd be before someone said either "vibrator" or "dildo".

2 posts.

AH never fails.

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#29 01-05-2009 4:37pm
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Tom Jones.

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#30 01-05-2009 4:37pm
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A nice garden knome...

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#31 01-05-2009 4:40pm
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Get her really drunk, and get her to snog one of her hot, Gilfy friends. Record it. Post results here.

Niiiiiice! :pac:

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