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birthday present ideas for a granny...

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    #32
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Teeth?


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    #33
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Magnus wrote: »
    Teeth?

    Like in the movie? Ah yes, they would act as an anti-rape device! Genius.


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    #34
    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    How about some nice red shoes ;)

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    #35
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,994 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Extra-extra strong deodorant to mask the smell of Sugar Puffs and piss.


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    #36
    monkey9
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    Wayne Rooney??


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    #37
    the_syco
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    jon1981 wrote: »
    unless its going to make him burst through his coffin, dig through 6 foot of muck and run 20 miles home ...i very much doubt it will work.
    What was his shoe size? It may just be possible.


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    #38
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    missbaker wrote: »
    Watch it!!!! Im no granny!!! the cheek!
    So you want the vibrating zombie gigilo instead?
    Disgraceful.Tryin to rob a grannies present :eek:


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    #39
    missbaker
    Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭missbaker


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    So you want the vibrating zombie gigilo instead?
    Disgraceful.Tryin to rob a grannies present :eek:

    Yes please!!:p


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    #40
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    A nice day out to the old-peoples' home.


    In romania.


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    #41
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Coke and hookers!!!!


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    #42
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    missbaker wrote: »
    Yes please!!:p
    *Gets shovel, batteries and banana hammock*


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    #43
    missbaker
    Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭missbaker


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    *Gets shovel, batteries and banana hammock*

    Shovel?? Should i be scared? :eek:


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    #44
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,994 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Lily-scented Chanel "Rigor Mortis" embalming fluid. Because she's worth it.


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    #45
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    polo mints


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    #46
    Dr Galen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    months supply of granny sized pampers?


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    #47
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    A giant box of After Eight mints. Who wouldn't enjoy that?


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    #48
    jon1981
    Registered Users Posts: 4,359 ✭✭✭jon1981


    jasus lads you got some mileage out of that... anyway im sorted now!


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    #49
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    jon1981 wrote: »
    jasus lads you got some mileage out of that... anyway im sorted now!

    You settled on the vibrator then?


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    #50
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Spend the day out with her and offer to buy her one thing she wants that she sees. Also buy her a box of her favourite sweets beforehand.

    Old people just really want company. She'd probably be delighted if you spent all day with her.

    Alternatively, get her a parrot.


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    #51
    TheZohanS
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    A pair of Y fronts...that's what I'm going to get my granny this year....see how she likes it...wrinkly aul.....


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    #52
    Sharpshooter
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    SV wrote: »
    You settled on the vibrator then?
    I thought it was for granny.


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    #53
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Hagar wrote: »
    Viagra for grand-dad. Granny would appreciate that.

    Granny would prefer a half dose of Viagra for Grandpa, enough to stop him rolling out of the bed but not enough to bother her.;)
    Daytime, a quarter dose, to stop him pissing on his shoes.:p


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    #54
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Are you reading all my old posts? :D


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    #55
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Hagar wrote: »
    Are you reading all my old posts? :D

    Good reading.;):D


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    #56
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Galway knows everything there is to know about Viagra.
    Dont ya babe:pac:
    Poor pet.


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    #57
    galwayrush
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    Loopy wrote: »
    Galway knows everything there is to know about Viagra.
    Dont ya babe:pac:
    Poor pet.

    :p Just in case i need it in 40 years time.;)


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    #58
    Sharpshooter
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    I never noticed the squelching shoes though,bad luck there galway.


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    #59
    galwayrush
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    I never noticed the squelching shoes though,bad luck there galway.

    Squelching shoes........ Kinky:pac:


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    #60
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    galwayrush wrote: »
    :p Just in case i need it in 40 years time.;)

    You think your pecker's gonna stand to attention when your 80 dude:p


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    #61
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Loopy wrote: »
    You think your pecker's gonna stand to attention when your 80 dude:p

    Yep.;)


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