whats the strangest thing you have heard??

shezzie · 27-04-2009 06:52PM #1

i had a very angry customer today complaining that he sent a money order for repayment and it was sent about a month ago - what was the delay - i asked him for the details whereby he produces the money order that he wanted repaid - i tried explaining that the section who do repayments need to have the order - (he had only sent a photocopy) in their pocession in order to cancel and reissue - this guy just didnt get that if you wanna cancel something like this you have to hand it across - i thought it was quite funny - like another time a customer was angry that a bill hadnt been paid she bought an order posted on the details when i tried helping her confirming the order had not been paid out and phoning the said company and confirmed letter received but no order - on further discussion the lady took the money order out of her purse - "oh you mean i was meant to send this aswell" god give me patience

i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities

AckwelFoley · 27-04-2009 06:57PM

My mother reaching orgasam.

sidneykidney · 27-04-2009 07:07PM

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

Thats low even for you,still i lol'd.

Hazys · 27-04-2009 07:13PM

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

Ya she's pretty loud, i had to tell her to calm down a bit, cos she'd wake the kids and also it would wreck my ears

falipo · 27-04-2009 07:15PM

Welcome to the world of retail....

PirateShampoo · 27-04-2009 07:17PM

Fanny Fart.

AckwelFoley · 27-04-2009 07:26PM

sidneykidney wrote: »

Thats low even for you,still i lol'd.

I try to reach new lows. Its important

ejmaztec · 27-04-2009 07:48PM

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

I hope you covered Maddie's ears.:eek:

Huggles · 27-04-2009 07:51PM

A dash is not a full stop, Christ, my eyeballs.

shezzie wrote: »

i had a very angry customer today complaining that he sent a money order for repayment and it was sent about a month ago - what was the delay - i asked him for the details whereby he produces the money order that he wanted repaid - i tried explaining that the section who do repayments need to have the order - (he had only sent a photocopy) in their pocession in order to cancel and reissue - this guy just didnt get that if you wanna cancel something like this you have to hand it across - i thought it was quite funny - like another time a customer was angry that a bill hadnt been paid she bought an order posted on the details when i tried helping her confirming the order had not been paid out and phoning the said company and confirmed letter received but no order - on further discussion the lady took the money order out of her purse - "oh you mean i was meant to send this aswell" god give me patience

i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities

wudangclan · 27-04-2009 07:54PM

Huggles wrote: »

A dash is not a full stop, Christ, my eyeballs.

i like it-it might catch on

Twilightning · 27-04-2009 08:53PM

Once heard of a woman being allowed out of the kitchen.

WTF?

27-04-2009 09:00PM

My granny farting.

I was about 10 and she didnt know I was in the room behind the couch.

It sounded like a thrombone, long and deep.

LCDeelite · 27-04-2009 09:04PM

shezzie wrote: »

... i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities

Strangest thing I ever heard?

Someone referring to a 50-odd year-old woman as a "girl".

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Captain-America · 27-04-2009 09:52PM

rarnes1 wrote: »

My granny farting.

I was about 10 and she didnt know I was in the room behind the couch.

It sounded like a thrombone, long and deep.

Thanks for that.

galwayrush · 27-04-2009 10:05PM

Bjork.:rolleyes:

ynotdu · 27-04-2009 10:14PM

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

snyper was it when she was conceiving you ya heard her

Its a case for mulder&scully!

minidazzler · 28-04-2009 12:02AM

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

So how is Roscommon this time of year?

bronte · 28-04-2009 03:19AM

"smell of rotten eggs makes men randy" Seriously?!

dan719 · 28-04-2009 04:00AM

snyper wrote: »

I try to reach new lows. Its impotance

FYP

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 28-04-2009 04:57AM

Oddest thing I have heard lately is that men supposedly get turned on by rotton eggs...??? Like how???

StopNotWorking · 28-04-2009 05:00AM

About 6 hours ago my girlfriend farted down the phone to me.. Aside from that my nanny used to curse like a sailor when she was talking to her neighbour, really freaked me out :eek:

alexandros · 28-04-2009 07:40AM

A rabbit scream (squeal) while being crushed and consumed whole; by my 9 foot red tail boa.
Never fed him rabbit again.

KTRIC · 28-04-2009 09:07AM

alexandros wrote: »

A rabbit scream (squeal) while being crushed and consumed whole; by my 9 foot red tail boa.
Never fed him rabbit again.

Yeah, they'll do that alright. Nasty sound

omyatari · 28-04-2009 09:14AM

the phrase; at the end of my paycheck i always have some month left.

i found that hilarious.

m@cc@ · 28-04-2009 09:17AM

I used to work in a hospital switchboard and believe me, that is where the utter bottom feeders of the gene pool phone in. One call that comes to mind is 'I've was cleaning my ears with a cotton bud and then my ear started bleeding, what does that mean?' Also amused me that they thought a switchboard operator had any medical background.

omyatari · 28-04-2009 09:23AM

m@cc@ wrote: »

I used to work in a hospital switchboard and believe me, that is where the utter bottom feeders of the gene pool phone in. One call that comes to mind is 'I've was cleaning my ears with a cotton bud and then my ear started bleeding, what does that mean?' Also amused me that they thought a switchboard operator had any medical background.

ha same here more or less, i work for a medical company, the stuff some customers come up with....

Loomis · 28-04-2009 09:23AM

That they're making a musical about Jade Goody.

m@cc@ · 28-04-2009 09:32AM

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

That they're making a musical about Jade Goody.

Calamity Jade?

omyatari · 28-04-2009 09:34AM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Calamity Jade?

everyone has aids from team america comes to mind in a cancer kind of way.

johnny_knoxvile · 28-04-2009 09:47AM

I did hear a funny conversation between two kids, an 8 year old says to a 5 year old "yeah i love Brittney Spears, shes lovely"
the 5 year old replies "yeah i'd give her one" i thought i was hearing things, hilarious.

Zzippy · 28-04-2009 10:57AM

dan719 wrote: »

Originally Posted by snyper

I try to reach new lows. Its impotance

FYP

The only thing remotely funny about that is your spelling. Must try harder.

whats the strangest thing you have heard??

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