whats the strangest thing you have heard??

shezzie

i had a very angry customer today complaining that he sent a money order for repayment and it was sent about a month ago - what was the delay - i asked him for the details whereby he produces the money order that he wanted repaid - i tried explaining that the section who do repayments need to have the order - (he had only sent a photocopy) in their pocession in order to cancel and reissue - this guy just didnt get that if you wanna cancel something like this you have to hand it across - i thought it was quite funny - like another time a customer was angry that a bill hadnt been paid she bought an order posted on the details when i tried helping her confirming the order had not been paid out and phoning the said company and confirmed letter received but no order - on further discussion the lady took the money order out of her purse - "oh you mean i was meant to send this aswell" god give me patience

i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities

AckwelFoley

My mother reaching orgasam.

sidneykidney

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

Thats low even for you,still i lol'd.

Hazys

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

Ya she's pretty loud, i had to tell her to calm down a bit, cos she'd wake the kids and also it would wreck my ears

falipo

Welcome to the world of retail....

PirateShampoo

Fanny Fart.

AckwelFoley

sidneykidney wrote: »

Thats low even for you,still i lol'd.

I try to reach new lows. Its important

ejmaztec

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

I hope you covered Maddie's ears.:eek:

Huggles

A dash is not a full stop, Christ, my eyeballs.

shezzie wrote: »

i had a very angry customer today complaining that he sent a money order for repayment and it was sent about a month ago - what was the delay - i asked him for the details whereby he produces the money order that he wanted repaid - i tried explaining that the section who do repayments need to have the order - (he had only sent a photocopy) in their pocession in order to cancel and reissue - this guy just didnt get that if you wanna cancel something like this you have to hand it across - i thought it was quite funny - like another time a customer was angry that a bill hadnt been paid she bought an order posted on the details when i tried helping her confirming the order had not been paid out and phoning the said company and confirmed letter received but no order - on further discussion the lady took the money order out of her purse - "oh you mean i was meant to send this aswell" god give me patience

i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities

wudangclan

Huggles wrote: »

A dash is not a full stop, Christ, my eyeballs.

i like it-it might catch on

Twilightning

Once heard of a woman being allowed out of the kitchen.

WTF?

My granny farting.

I was about 10 and she didnt know I was in the room behind the couch.

It sounded like a thrombone, long and deep.

LCDeelite

shezzie wrote: »

... i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities

Strangest thing I ever heard?

Someone referring to a 50-odd year-old woman as a "girl".



:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Captain-America

rarnes1 wrote: »

My granny farting.

I was about 10 and she didnt know I was in the room behind the couch.

It sounded like a thrombone, long and deep.

Thanks for that.

galwayrush

Bjork.:rolleyes:

ynotdu

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

snyper was it when she was conceiving you ya heard her

Its a case for mulder&scully!

minidazzler

snyper wrote: »

My mother reaching orgasam.

So how is Roscommon this time of year?

bronte

"smell of rotten eggs makes men randy" Seriously?!

dan719

snyper wrote: »

I try to reach new lows. Its impotance

FYP

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Oddest thing I have heard lately is that men supposedly get turned on by rotton eggs...??? Like how???

StopNotWorking

About 6 hours ago my girlfriend farted down the phone to me.. Aside from that my nanny used to curse like a sailor when she was talking to her neighbour, really freaked me out :eek:

alexandros

A rabbit scream (squeal) while being crushed and consumed whole; by my 9 foot red tail boa.
Never fed him rabbit again.

KTRIC

alexandros wrote: »

A rabbit scream (squeal) while being crushed and consumed whole; by my 9 foot red tail boa.
Never fed him rabbit again.

Yeah, they'll do that alright. Nasty sound

omyatari

the phrase; at the end of my paycheck i always have some month left.

i found that hilarious.

m@cc@

I used to work in a hospital switchboard and believe me, that is where the utter bottom feeders of the gene pool phone in. One call that comes to mind is 'I've was cleaning my ears with a cotton bud and then my ear started bleeding, what does that mean?' Also amused me that they thought a switchboard operator had any medical background.

omyatari

m@cc@ wrote: »

I used to work in a hospital switchboard and believe me, that is where the utter bottom feeders of the gene pool phone in. One call that comes to mind is 'I've was cleaning my ears with a cotton bud and then my ear started bleeding, what does that mean?' Also amused me that they thought a switchboard operator had any medical background.

ha same here more or less, i work for a medical company, the stuff some customers come up with....

Loomis

That they're making a musical about Jade Goody.

m@cc@

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

That they're making a musical about Jade Goody.

Calamity Jade?

omyatari

m@cc@ wrote: »

Calamity Jade?

everyone has aids from team america comes to mind in a cancer kind of way.

johnny_knoxvile

I did hear a funny conversation between two kids, an 8 year old says to a 5 year old "yeah i love Brittney Spears, shes lovely"
the 5 year old replies "yeah i'd give her one" i thought i was hearing things, hilarious.

Zzippy

dan719 wrote: »

Originally Posted by snyper

I try to reach new lows. Its impotance

FYP

The only thing remotely funny about that is your spelling. Must try harder.

AlmightyCushion

bronte wrote: »

"smell of rotten eggs makes men randy" Seriously?!

You think you're confused? Think how confused I was when I first noticed it.

deco05ie

Why is everyone finding the rotten eggs thing so hard to believe, whats not to like.Bestiality, pedophilia and necrophilia all rolled into one lovely breakfast.

SaintHubbins

That Blathnaid Ni Chofaigh (the Ginja Minja) is deemed suitable to judge talent. WTF?

ynotdu

Bertie Ahearn saying that "People talking down the economy should hang themselves" That was before he appears to have been a rotten egg smelling of farts:)

Hindsight 20/20 vision until I no longer could I admired and respected him

siobhan.murphy

a cat farting is the strangest thing

RandolphEsq

When I tried to go to adverts.ie there I got this up on my screen;

"I cannot connect to the PhotoPost Classifieds database. [$php_errormsg]"

Who is this I?! WTF? ''I cannot connect''; Who are you?

A Matrix image flashed across my head; ''Hello, Neo''.


This is my moment to escape from you mortals. Take me Morpheus. *sha na na na na na*

galwayrush

The words " The Irish economy is the envy of Europe."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:pac:

John Mason

a woman abusing me on the phone because her payment was late.

i told her it had been paid to her account 6 weeks previously and checked the bank account details with her.

she told it was the wrong bank account, she it was her account but she had opened up a seperate account for our money.

i told her i didnt have the new bank details on her file. she informed that she hadnt given us the new account details, as she didnt think we would need them

i had to explain to her slowly why her money wasnt paid into the correct account. she didnt get it all.

she then demanded that i transfer the money out of her account into the new account.

i told her i couldnt do that, that she would have to go to her bank and get them to do it.

she kept shouting "this is your fault, it is up to you to fix it"

eventually i told her she would need to go to bank and organise me to have power of attorney over all her account and to email me her bank account, sort code and passwords and then i would be able to move the money between the different accounts

my job would be great if it wasnt for the people:rolleyes::rolleyes:

shezzie

i get that type of customer all day every day without fail they will always be there they cant see past their nose or something - its different wiring completely as soon as they step in the door - though for some thats a permanent fixture....

Acacia

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

I did hear a funny conversation between two kids, an 8 year old says to a 5 year old "yeah i love Brittney Spears, shes lovely"
the 5 year old replies "yeah i'd give her one" i thought i was hearing things, hilarious.

Something similar- my friend was in the cinema. There was a crowd of girls only about seven or eight years old, and a crowd of lads around the same age sitting across from them. It was 'High School Musical' so the place was full of kids.

Given the girliness of the movie, one of the little ones shouted to the lads "Youse must be gay, coming to see this fillum!"

To my friend's horror, one the little lads turned around and shouted "Shut up, you, and suck my mickey!"

Wrong, but funny. :pac:

baglady

that the bird is the word?




b-b-b-bird bird bird

Soby

That women get anrgy during their period, surely that cant be true......

ynotdu

Acacia wrote: »

Something similar- my friend was in the cinema. There was a crowd of girls only about seven or eight years old, and a crowd of lads around the same age sitting across from them. It was 'High School Musical' so the place was full of kids.

Given the girliness of the movie, one of the little ones shouted to the lads "Youse must be gay, coming to see this fillum!"

To my friend's horror, one the little lads turned around and shouted "Shut up, you, and suck my mickey!"

Wrong, but funny. :pac:

classic stuff at least for people with a krazy sense of humour:D(two mins long approx.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgZ_zGU1Pso&feature=related

johnny_knoxvile

Did anyone read the article last week in the Star about the woman who came home early to catch her husband...

...being intimate...

...with the family dog.
(i know, i know, here comes the "that brings new meaning to the give the dog a bone" comments).

The man in question lives in Surrey and may be facing beastiality charges.

...i wonder does he like pussy? (cats that is).

Snowie

i once had a mate tell me his mate owned a ferarri F40

johnny_knoxvile

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

i once had a mate tell me his mate owned a ferarri F40

its mad what people tell ya Ted.