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whats the strangest thing you have heard??

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  • 27-04-2009 6:52pm
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    shezzie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭


    i had a very angry customer today complaining that he sent a money order for repayment and it was sent about a month ago - what was the delay - i asked him for the details whereby he produces the money order that he wanted repaid - i tried explaining that the section who do repayments need to have the order - (he had only sent a photocopy) in their pocession in order to cancel and reissue - this guy just didnt get that if you wanna cancel something like this you have to hand it across - i thought it was quite funny - like another time a customer was angry that a bill hadnt been paid she bought an order posted on the details when i tried helping her confirming the order had not been paid out and phoning the said company and confirmed letter received but no order - on further discussion the lady took the money order out of her purse - "oh you mean i was meant to send this aswell" god give me patience

    i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    My mother reaching orgasam.


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    sidneykidney
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    snyper wrote: »
    My mother reaching orgasam.

    Thats low even for you,still i lol'd.


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    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    snyper wrote: »
    My mother reaching orgasam.

    Ya she's pretty loud, i had to tell her to calm down a bit, cos she'd wake the kids and also it would wreck my ears


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    falipo
    Registered Users Posts: 281 ✭✭falipo


    Welcome to the world of retail....


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    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Fanny Fart.


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    sidneykidney wrote: »
    Thats low even for you,still i lol'd.

    I try to reach new lows. Its important


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,994 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    snyper wrote: »
    My mother reaching orgasam.

    I hope you covered Maddie's ears.:eek:


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    Huggles
    Registered Users Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    A dash is not a full stop, Christ, my eyeballs.
    shezzie wrote: »
    i had a very angry customer today complaining that he sent a money order for repayment and it was sent about a month ago - what was the delay - i asked him for the details whereby he produces the money order that he wanted repaid - i tried explaining that the section who do repayments need to have the order - (he had only sent a photocopy) in their pocession in order to cancel and reissue - this guy just didnt get that if you wanna cancel something like this you have to hand it across - i thought it was quite funny - like another time a customer was angry that a bill hadnt been paid she bought an order posted on the details when i tried helping her confirming the order had not been paid out and phoning the said company and confirmed letter received but no order - on further discussion the lady took the money order out of her purse - "oh you mean i was meant to send this aswell" god give me patience

    i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities


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    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Huggles wrote: »
    A dash is not a full stop, Christ, my eyeballs.

    i like it-it might catch on


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    Twilightning
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    Once heard of a woman being allowed out of the kitchen.

    WTF?


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    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,294 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    My granny farting.

    I was about 10 and she didnt know I was in the room behind the couch.

    It sounded like a thrombone, long and deep.


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    LCDeelite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭LCDeelite


    shezzie wrote: »
    ... i just think some things people do are hilarious - have ye any strange - silly stories of peoples odities

    Strangest thing I ever heard?

    Someone referring to a 50-odd year-old woman as a "girl".

    :confused::confused::confused:

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    My granny farting.

    I was about 10 and she didnt know I was in the room behind the couch.

    It sounded like a thrombone, long and deep.


    Thanks for that.


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Bjork.:rolleyes:


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    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    snyper wrote: »
    My mother reaching orgasam.

    snyper was it when she was conceiving you ya heard her:confused::confused::confused::confused:

    Its a case for mulder&scully!


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    snyper wrote: »
    My mother reaching orgasam.

    So how is Roscommon this time of year?


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    #18
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    "smell of rotten eggs makes men randy" Seriously?! :confused:


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    dan719
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭dan719


    snyper wrote: »
    I try to reach new lows. Its impotance

    FYP


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Oddest thing I have heard lately is that men supposedly get turned on by rotton eggs...??? Like how???


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    StopNotWorking
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭StopNotWorking


    About 6 hours ago my girlfriend farted down the phone to me.. Aside from that my nanny used to curse like a sailor when she was talking to her neighbour, really freaked me out :eek:


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    alexandros
    Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    A rabbit scream (squeal) while being crushed and consumed whole; by my 9 foot red tail boa.
    Never fed him rabbit again.


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    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    alexandros wrote: »
    A rabbit scream (squeal) while being crushed and consumed whole; by my 9 foot red tail boa.
    Never fed him rabbit again.

    Yeah, they'll do that alright. Nasty sound :(


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    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    the phrase; at the end of my paycheck i always have some month left.

    i found that hilarious.


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I used to work in a hospital switchboard and believe me, that is where the utter bottom feeders of the gene pool phone in. One call that comes to mind is 'I've was cleaning my ears with a cotton bud and then my ear started bleeding, what does that mean?' Also amused me that they thought a switchboard operator had any medical background.


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    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I used to work in a hospital switchboard and believe me, that is where the utter bottom feeders of the gene pool phone in. One call that comes to mind is 'I've was cleaning my ears with a cotton bud and then my ear started bleeding, what does that mean?' Also amused me that they thought a switchboard operator had any medical background.

    ha same here more or less, i work for a medical company, the stuff some customers come up with....


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    #27
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    That they're making a musical about Jade Goody.


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    That they're making a musical about Jade Goody.

    Calamity Jade?


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    #29
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Calamity Jade?


    everyone has aids from team america comes to mind in a cancer kind of way.


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    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    I did hear a funny conversation between two kids, an 8 year old says to a 5 year old "yeah i love Brittney Spears, shes lovely"
    the 5 year old replies "yeah i'd give her one" i thought i was hearing things, hilarious.


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    Zzippy
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 14,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    dan719 wrote: »
    Originally Posted by snyper

    I try to reach new lows. Its impotance


    FYP

    The only thing remotely funny about that is your spelling. Must try harder.


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