General Thread

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

As we speak the guys at the Vehicle Department are replacing the sirens with the Ghostbusters theme tune. I can just imagin a Tangi sailing through West Belfast with that blasting out!!!:D

that would probably diffuse alot of situations imagine the shock on everyones face :eek: what the is that the police, id pay good money to see that but id probably be flat out on the ground laughing

TSG 15 wrote: »

beeeaaaooow?? :pac: Are you sure you havent taken some of the wee pink pills from the back of that Ambulance Tickle??:eek:

The Ghost Busters siren has been fitted this morning but it must need retuned cos its playing, "Who ya gonna call,.. Heart Busters"!! lol

are you referring to the time of the men in white coats came for me that is the siren say it fast and repeat it lol what other noise does an ambulance make

heart stoppers! is better with the whole crime stoppers link of all the police forces the world has you would think one of them would have adopted ghostbusters! obviously in a higher or lower pitch to get round copyright:pac:

TSG 15 wrote: »

The time?... dont you mean the times? lol (whats she on?) I need some

Sssshhhh dont want everyone knowing it was more than once lol :P what am i on? sugar generally

TSG 15 wrote: »

Well, considering you first had TSG as............. The Sripogram Guy???:eek:

and whats wrong with that, if men insist on wearing uniforms they just need to accept it

TSG 15 wrote: »

I dont insist lol.......... they wont let me out at work if I dont wear it. :P:)

dammit i have no comeback to that lol :cool:

TSG 15 wrote: »

Not like ya!! Dont forget our female colleagues wear the same public order suits as us guys! We go out to do an evenings work and now it appears we are actually being sleazed at!! I feel so cheap now lol :eek::eek::D

i know think my brain cells are having a night off thats a tough lesson for a man to learn women use you all in the same eye candy way men use women for sure half the time your called out its just by women who fancy a sleazing session yes you should feel cheap...used and abused!!:P

TSG 15 wrote: »

You mean that lady last week hadnt really locked her keys in the car?? Dammit, I should have guessed when the car windows were all down.


I feel so silly now!!!:eek::D

did you check if she was holding them in her hands :p:p any excuse, i saw a girl getting her tyre changed by the police one day hmm now theres an idea...note to self place nail under tyre before next journey

TSG 15 wrote: »

She was holding them in her hands, but as for the keys, they were nowhere to be seen lol!! Maybe I am too stupid to be in this job

:eek::eek::eek: im not sure i want any more details lol or ideas put in my head for that matter:P i may beat you to that if i fail this IST lol im not admiting to it if i do :cool:

TSG 15 wrote: »

If you need an alternative method of joining the police,........ Handcuff them all together lol

now theres a good idea :cool: unlike admitting that your woman was fictional:P

TSG 15 wrote: »

Duh!! You were supposed to have worked it out!!... IST

was that a question from the 'Test of TSG' to see if you think i should pass :P and one day be worthy of title of constable sorry let me correct myself chief constable

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PHYSICAL............... He meant :cool:

ps, no autographs please :eek:

tickle_monster wrote: »

yeah they saw me without my makeup on :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Good side tho?


Serious about the eyes?? Not good

tickle_monster wrote: »

of course! i actually have a friend who maintains she has a good side..shes nuts:pac:

Everyone has a good side:D........... and a bad side:mad:

Not up to speed with the current eyesight regs but I know they have relaxed them a lot. You can actually get in now with a slight degree of colourblindness. :cool:

tickle_monster wrote: »

dont think im colourblind, but like how would you know if you were colourblind if you were used to it, someone goes oh look at the lovely green grass and your like aye that is nice green grass but to you its grey and you assume thats green :rolleyes:

well not relaxed enough, at least they did away with height restrictions i may form my own bad sighted elf psni

That means you could get free treatment.... on the National ELF service!!!

But wise up, they are never going to change the words of that song to "the grey grey grass of home"

tickle_monster wrote: »

LOL elf service i like it

but the colourblinders dont realise its grey though do they how strange that must be :pac:

They do not see it as grey silly.... do they.?

Would they not drive through red lights if that was the case?

I am actually taking a course on speaking braille at the mo