ask a texan anyhing

ejmaztec · 14-03-2009 08:08PM

Is it true that in Texas, the definition of a virgin is a 12 year-old girl who can out-run her father?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:08PM

Berty wrote: »

Is it because he is..............................well............. you know.

the color of his skin is not the reason i dont like him. he could be purple i still wouldn't like him

pwd · 14-03-2009 08:09PM

crackernutz wrote: »

I voted for him and then he turned into a retard. so no not soo much. do I like Obama ? no

bill clinton?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:09PM

jackncoke wrote: »

How do you like your steak?[/QUOTE

bloody.

Berty · 14-03-2009 08:10PM

crackernutz wrote: »

the color of his skin is not the reason i dont like . he could be purple i still wouldn't like him

Why cant you spell COLOUR correctly?

Same goes for FAVOUR.

Also Why Can Americans/Texans say 14/03/09?

KTRIC · 14-03-2009 08:10PM

crackernutz wrote: »

I voted for him and then he turned into a retard. so no not soo much. do I like Obama ? no

Iz it cos he is black ?

JohnGalt · 14-03-2009 08:10PM

Are all Texans as stupid and boring as you?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:10PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

Is it true that in Texas, the definition of a virgin is a 12 year-old girl who can out-run her father?

haha it seems that way. not many virgins around here. They are all hussy's. We have the prettiest women in the world. They start at a young age around here.

Svalbard · 14-03-2009 08:11PM

crackernutz wrote: »

we shared a room growing up, so yes.

Hmmmm, interesting. this raises a few more questions

1. Do Texans "keep it in the family"?

2. Do you stone homosexuals in the town square?

FlutterinBantam · 14-03-2009 08:11PM

Is it true there is a place along I-10 where truck drivers can hang their ball sack in freezing water for free to reduce the temperature, during the months of Jun/Jul/Aug.

I heard it was between Houston and Beaumont and you get a cold poultice for the rest of the trip for free?

pwd · 14-03-2009 08:11PM

why do you come to a foreign forum to tell us about yourself instead of read about us?

Berty · 14-03-2009 08:13PM

crackernutz wrote: »

haha it seems that way. not many virgins around here. They are all hussy's. We have the prettiest women in the world. They start at a young age around here.

These Girls

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:13PM

Berty wrote: »

Why cant you spell COLOUR correctly?

Same goes for FAVOUR.

Also Why Can Americans/Texans say 14/03/09?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/color

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/favor

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:14PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Is it true there is a place along I-10 where truck drivers can hang their ball sack in freezing water for free to reduce the temperature, during the months of Jun/Jul/Aug.

I heard it was between Houston and Beaumont and you get a cold poultice for the rest of the trip for free?

no. I've never heard of that. IF i do find this out to be true I will take pics and post them on here

Berty · 14-03-2009 08:14PM

crackernutz wrote: »

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/color

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/favor

Explain the use of the word Cheque/Check*

*Im aware Im holding you to ransom on decisions not made by you but I dont care :rolleyes:

Svalbard · 14-03-2009 08:15PM

crackernutz wrote: »

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/color

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/favor

Ok, but wht have americans changed how words are spelled in the english langauge?

Svalbard · 14-03-2009 08:16PM

crackernutz wrote: »

no. I've never heard of that. IF i do find this out to be true I will take pics and post them on here

Pervert.

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:16PM

Svalbard wrote: »

Hmmmm, interesting. this raises a few more questions

1. Do Texans "keep it in the family"?

2. Do you stone homosexuals in the town square?

No, that would be the "deep" south:alabama,georgia,arkansas etc

No, Homosexuals are allowed to live their life how they so choose. In some rurual areas they catch hell ,but in most cities they are safe

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:17PM

Svalbard wrote: »

Ok, but wht have americans changed how words are spelled in the english langauge?

I have no idea;these things were done years before I was born.

silvervixen84 · 14-03-2009 08:18PM

Are you going to Wrestlemania in Houston next month?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:20PM

silvervixen84 wrote: »

Are you going to Wrestlemania in Houston next month?

NO. I cannot stand wrestling;grown men in hardly any clothes touching each other. no thanks

Svalbard · 14-03-2009 08:21PM

crackernutz wrote: »

I have no idea;these things were done years before I was born.

crackernutz wrote: »

NO. I cannot stand wrestling;grown men in hardly any clothes touching each other. no thanks

Mmmmmmm. Hot.

Can we see pics of you in a stetson, cowboy boots and nothing else?

Zillah · 14-03-2009 08:22PM

Can you correctly pronounce "clique"?
Do you know the difference between questions asked to seek answers and those asked to mock you?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:22PM

Svalbard wrote: »

Mmmmmmm. Hot.

Can we see pics of you in a stetson, cowboy boots and nothing else?

haha no. just for the record I am wearing boots currently.

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 08:24PM

Zillah wrote: »

Can you correctly pronounce "clique"?
Do you know the difference between questions asked to seek answers and those asked to mock you?

I'm taking these posts in jest. It's for the lulz. I like how you have a stereotype of all people from the states or the south and automatically think we are all idiots though. nice.:rolleyes:

Svalbard · 14-03-2009 08:24PM

crackernutz wrote: »

haha no. just for the record I am wearing boots currently.

And nothing else I'll bet you cheeky bugger.

Are you beating yourself off to the thought that several Irish people are asking you questions?

Zillah · 14-03-2009 08:25PM

crackernutz wrote: »

I'm taking these posts in jest. It's for the lulz. I like how you have a stereotype of all people from the states or the south they automatically think we are all idiots though. nice.:rolleyes:

Answer my questions.

norwegianwood · 14-03-2009 08:25PM

By any chance, was your great great grandmother irish?

Svalbard · 14-03-2009 08:25PM

crackernutz wrote: »

I'm taking these posts in jest. It's for the lulz. I like how you have a stereotype of all people from the states or the south they automatically think we are all idiots though. nice.:rolleyes:

In fairness, everyone in the world thinks you are idiots.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 14-03-2009 08:27PM

crackernutz wrote: »

NO. I cannot stand wrestling;grown men in hardly any clothes touching each other. no thanks

What about UFC?
Still half-naked muscley men getting each other in different holds, but more violent and bloody.

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