ask a texan anyhing

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:30pm #1

go ahead ask me anything you want.:D

Rowley Birkin QC · 14-03-2009 6:31pm

Are you massively obese?

SV · 14-03-2009 6:32pm

Is everything really bigger?
or is it just a complex ye have?

Mint Sauce · 14-03-2009 6:32pm

hows george getting on these days?

Genghiz Cohen · 14-03-2009 6:34pm

Did you steal this thread idea from another, less... work safe site?

PK2008 · 14-03-2009 6:34pm

Who's faster: The Flash or Superman?

Jimbo · 14-03-2009 6:35pm

Are all Republicans inbred rednecks?

Snowie · 14-03-2009 6:35pm

Have you ever climbed in the ice box and shut the door ?

are texan milfs really that HOT?

and above all do you have a wincheaster rifal ?

Ruu_Old · 14-03-2009 6:35pm

Do you wear a Stetson everywhere?

CreepingDeath · 14-03-2009 6:35pm

crackernutz wrote: »

go ahead ask me anything you want.:D

Why are you not on an American boards?

Coming over here, stealing our bandwidth..

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:37pm

bigkev49 wrote: »

Are you massively obese?

no i'm 175 and 6 foot tall

14-03-2009 6:38pm

Have you a large extended family?

Ardscoil Ris · 14-03-2009 6:38pm

How did you manage to spell "anything" wrong?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:38pm

ClioV6 wrote: »

Is everything really bigger?
or is it just a complex ye have?

nope everything is really bigger

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:39pm

jimbo78 wrote: »

Are all Republicans inbred rednecks?

No; i'm a republican and very conservative. I'm not an inbred redneck. ?

Jimbo · 14-03-2009 6:39pm

Do you shout 'Yee Haa" and shoot your revolvers into the air when you are happy?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:40pm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Have you ever climbed in the ice box and shut the door ?

are texan milfs really that HOT?

and above all do you have a wincheaster rifal ?

No i cannot fit in my icebox

some texan milfs are hot; others are fat and digusting. just like anywhere else i suppose

I do not own a winchester rifle. I do own several guns though

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:41pm

Ruu wrote: »

Do you wear a Stetson everywhere?

no that's a stereotype

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:42pm

jimbo78 wrote: »

Do you shout 'Yee Haa" and shoot your revolvers into the air when you are happy?

no, sounds like another stereotype.

When i'm happy i usually just smile

Snowie · 14-03-2009 6:43pm

crackernutz wrote: »

No i cannot fit in my icebox

some texan milfs are hot; others are fat and digusting. just like anywhere else i suppose

I do not own a winchester rifle. I do own several guns though

Have you ever tried ?

Its it true in america black people have to sit at the very back of the buss ?

Do you own a pick up truck ?

and can you drive as good as the duke's of hazard ?

Berty · 14-03-2009 6:43pm

Do you really have peas as big as our apples in Galveston Texas?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:45pm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Have you ever tried ?

Its it true in america black people have to sit at the very back of the buss ?

Do you own a pick up truck ?

and can you drive as good as the duke's of hazard ?

haha yes i have tried. i dont fit.

yes, i drive a pickup truck

i'd like to think i can drive as well or better than the dukes.

Black people do not have to sit at the back of the bus. Black people can sit wherever they want

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:46pm

Berty wrote: »

Do you really have peas as big as our apples in Galveston Texas?

lol no

PK2008 · 14-03-2009 6:47pm

crackernutz wrote: »

haha yes i have tried. i dont fit.

yes, i drive a pickup truck

i'd like to think i can drive as well or better than the dukes.

Black people do not have to sit at the back of the bus. Black people can sit wherever they want

Can they sit in your pick up truck?

Karl Hungus · 14-03-2009 6:47pm

crackernutz wrote: »

Black people can sit wherever they want

Even on the roof?

14-03-2009 6:48pm

Do you trim your nostril hair regularly?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:48pm

PK2008 wrote: »

Can they sit in your pick up truck?

i have black friends so yes.

TestTransmission · 14-03-2009 6:48pm

Do you own a passport?

Have you ever actually been outside of the US of A?

Saibh · 14-03-2009 6:48pm

Who really shot JFK?

Snowie · 14-03-2009 6:49pm

crackernutz wrote: »

haha yes i have tried. i dont fit.

yes, i drive a pickup truck

i'd like to think i can drive as well or better than the dukes.

Black people do not have to sit at the back of the bus. Black people can sit wherever they want

Do you drink moon shine ?

Are trailer trash women really that stupid ?

Has your wife ever said giddy up boy ?

Is area 52 real ?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:49pm

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Even on the roof?

if they so choose; i could see an arrest happening pretty quick

ejmaztec · 14-03-2009 6:49pm

Have you got a grassy knoll?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:50pm

jackncoke wrote: »

Do you own a passport?

Have you ever actually been outside of the US of A?

i do not own a passport yet, i'm hoping too. i'm broke and dont have the money for travel yet. I have been to Mexico

KTRIC · 14-03-2009 6:51pm

Do you have automobiles and electicity over there in the new country ?

ejmaztec · 14-03-2009 6:51pm

Do they really call it Texas, because it texas a long time to get there?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:53pm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Do you drink moon shine ?

Are trailer trash women really that stupid ?

Has your wife ever said giddy up boy ?

Is area 52 real ?

yes trailer trash are pretty stupid. I think they smoke Meth all day.

no, i have yet to hear any woman tell me "giddy up"

I think you're talking about area 54? if so yes it is real

14-03-2009 6:54pm

Lisbon. Yes or No ?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:55pm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Do you drink moon shine ?

Are trailer trash women really that stupid ?

Has your wife ever said giddy up boy ?

Is area 52 real ?

oh 1 more.

Moonshine. yes i have drank moonshine. Just got a couple of mason jars full of it. strawberry flavor,peach. and straight

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:56pm

KTRIC wrote: »

Do you have automobiles and electicity over there in the new country ?

no, i live in a dirty floor cabin and shoot mi pistolas all day chaisng poncho villa around the country side. I ride my horse everywhere i go

FlutterinBantam · 14-03-2009 6:56pm

Did you ever take a shít in Lita Rosa's on the outskirts of Midland-Odessa??

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:57pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

Lisbon. Yes or No ?

yes

Dragan · 14-03-2009 6:57pm

crackernutz wrote: »

go ahead ask me anything you want.:D

Have you ever touched yourself in your sister's room?

ejmaztec · 14-03-2009 6:57pm

Does it take a long time to get to work in the mornings when you have to drive over all those executed death-row inmates' bodies piled up in the streets?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:58pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Did you ever take a shít in Lita Rosa's on the outskirts of Midland-Odessa??

nope, i use my toilet. unless i'm in the oilfield then i use the ground

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:59pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Does it take a long time to get to work in the mornings when you have to drive over all those executed death-row inmates' bodies piled up in the streets?

Nope only takes me around 20 minutes to get to work. Driving over death row inmates would be fun though.

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 6:59pm

Dragan wrote: »

Have you ever touched yourself in your sister's room?

no sister.

FlutterinBantam · 14-03-2009 7:00pm

Has Tony Romo a big cock??

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 7:01pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Has Tony Romo a big cock??

ask jessica simpson; i do not watch professional football

14-03-2009 7:01pm

enjoy the liverpool result today?

ejmaztec · 14-03-2009 7:03pm

Is it still legal to hog-tie vegetarians and roast 'em on a spit?

crackernutz · 14-03-2009 7:03pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

enjoy the liverpool result today?

what's that? soccer?

ask a texan anyhing

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