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  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Have you got a grassy knoll?


  • #33
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    jackncoke wrote: »
    Do you own a passport?

    Have you ever actually been outside of the US of A?

    i do not own a passport yet, i'm hoping too. i'm broke and dont have the money for travel yet. I have been to Mexico


  • #34
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Do you have automobiles and electicity over there in the new country ?


  • #35
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Do they really call it Texas, because it texas a long time to get there?


  • #36
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Do you drink moon shine ?

    Are trailer trash women really that stupid ?

    Has your wife ever said giddy up boy ?

    Is area 52 real ?

    yes trailer trash are pretty stupid. I think they smoke Meth all day.

    no, i have yet to hear any woman tell me "giddy up"

    I think you're talking about area 54? if so yes it is real


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lisbon. Yes or No ?


  • #38
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Do you drink moon shine ?

    Are trailer trash women really that stupid ?

    Has your wife ever said giddy up boy ?

    Is area 52 real ?

    oh 1 more.

    Moonshine. yes i have drank moonshine. Just got a couple of mason jars full of it. strawberry flavor,peach. and straight


  • #39
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Do you have automobiles and electicity over there in the new country ?


    no, i live in a dirty floor cabin and shoot mi pistolas all day chaisng poncho villa around the country side. I ride my horse everywhere i go


  • #40
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Did you ever take a shít in Lita Rosa's on the outskirts of Midland-Odessa??


  • #41
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Lisbon. Yes or No ?
    yes


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  • #42
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    crackernutz wrote: »
    go ahead ask me anything you want.:D

    Have you ever touched yourself in your sister's room?


  • #43
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Does it take a long time to get to work in the mornings when you have to drive over all those executed death-row inmates' bodies piled up in the streets?


  • #44
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Did you ever take a shít in Lita Rosa's on the outskirts of Midland-Odessa??

    nope, i use my toilet. unless i'm in the oilfield then i use the ground


  • #45
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Does it take a long time to get to work in the mornings when you have to drive over all those executed death-row inmates' bodies piled up in the streets?


    Nope only takes me around 20 minutes to get to work. Driving over death row inmates would be fun though.


  • #46
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Dragan wrote: »
    Have you ever touched yourself in your sister's room?

    no sister.


  • #47
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Has Tony Romo a big cock??


  • #48
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Has Tony Romo a big cock??

    ask jessica simpson; i do not watch professional football


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    enjoy the liverpool result today?


  • #50
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Is it still legal to hog-tie vegetarians and roast 'em on a spit?


  • #51
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    enjoy the liverpool result today?


    what's that? soccer?


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  • #52
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,207 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Do you like George Bush Jr?


  • #53
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    crackernutz wrote: »
    no, i live in a dirty floor cabin and shoot mi pistolas all day chaisng poncho villa around the country side. I ride my horse everywhere i go

    Jeez mistur, thats some fancy life ya have there.

    Sur wish I had one of those them there horses.


  • #54
    Griffen262
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    Who shot JR?


  • #55
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Is it still legal to hog-tie vegetarians and roast 'em on a spit?

    only if they never find the body. There's lot of room to hide bodies. Not many vegetarians here.


  • #56
    Svalbard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Svalbard


    crackernutz wrote: »
    no, i live in a dirty floor cabin and shoot mi pistolas all day chaisng poncho villa around the country side. I ride my horse everywhere i go

    Thought so.
    crackernutz wrote: »
    no sister.

    Ok, have you ever touched yourself in your brother's room?


  • #57
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    crackernutz wrote: »
    what's that? soccer?

    no darts


  • #58
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Berty wrote: »
    Do you like George Bush Jr?

    I voted for him and then he turned into a retard. so no not soo much. do I like Obama ? no


  • #59
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,207 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    crackernutz wrote: »
    I voted for him and then he turned into a retard. so no not soo much. do I like Obama ? no

    Is it because he is..............................well............. you know.


  • #60
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Svalbard wrote: »
    Thought so.



    Ok, have you ever touched yourself in your brother's room?

    we shared a room growing up, so yes.


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  • #61
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    How do you like your steak?


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