What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

Sherifu · 19-01-2009 03:41PM

Kiera wrote: »

FYP

Why is it he only digs his own threads up?

I'm guessing when he visits he only surfs his UserCP.

Sleipnir · 19-01-2009 03:56PM

"Shall we order now? Incidently, Capital knockers."

Indie18 · 19-01-2009 04:36PM

Could we get this over with quick? my wife is picking me up in half an hour.

IvaBigWun · 20-01-2009 02:06PM

"Did you hear Javaboy made Mod? Javaboy is a cool name I think. He's cool. Did you get much Thanks on Boards this week? I got 5. That was really cool. Whats the fish like here?"

newballsplease · 29-01-2009 02:19AM

worst thing to say on 1st date:

I find honesty is the best policy. so just to let you know, I'll be raping you later

Fizman · 29-01-2009 02:35AM

newballsplease wrote: »

worst thing to say on 1st date:

I find honesty is the best policy. so just to let you know, I'll be raping you later

Actually, you're username would be a pretty bad thing for a lady to say on her first date with a guy.

brendansmith · 29-01-2009 02:54AM

I killed a cat with my foot on the way over here.

PrettyInPunk · 29-01-2009 03:06AM

When you go to the loo im gonna put my pubes in your dinner.

Queen-Mise · 29-01-2009 03:14AM

When are you going to finish your cosmetic surgery?

road_2_damascus · 29-01-2009 03:14AM

I love you

S.I.R · 29-01-2009 07:28AM

eh, what do i do for a living... ?

tampon thief...

Pulling strings...

pulling strings...

*hides vampire teeth*

anyone for tea ?

homerun_homer · 29-01-2009 10:13AM

"My mom says you can stay over any time you want".

S.I.R · 29-01-2009 10:16AM

" so did you hear the one about richard gear and the gerbal ? "

:pac:

IvaBigWun · 29-01-2009 03:22PM

newballsplease wrote: »

worst thing to say on 1st date:

I find honesty is the best policy. so just to let you know, I'll be raping you later

The rape ones are still making me laugh too much

Professey Chin · 29-01-2009 03:45PM

"I hope you can give better lap dances then a 13 year old cheerleader."

madmik · 29-01-2009 03:47PM

I hope u know i only do anal on first dates-anything else just wouldnt be appropraite

madmik · 29-01-2009 03:48PM

cradle my balls with your hand-quick before the waiter comes back

IvaBigWun · 29-01-2009 06:52PM

Riddle101 wrote: »

-Women: What are you thinking about?

Me: My mam

Much better if said while rubbing yourself and you look like/do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEHFiRL9axA

IvaBigWun · 06-02-2009 04:31PM

"Hi Im Christian Bale and I only do anal"

Quazzie · 06-02-2009 04:34PM

"him I'm IvaBigWun and I only reply to my own threads"

IvaBigWun · 06-02-2009 04:38PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

"him I'm IvaBigWun and I only reply to my own threads"

lies.

Professey Chin · 06-02-2009 04:41PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

lies.

Also a good way to answer everything the other person says on a 1st date :pac:

Genghiz Cohen · 06-02-2009 04:41PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

lies.

Truth, just look at this quote;

IvaBigWun wrote: »

lies.

IvaBigWun · 06-02-2009 04:43PM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Also a good way to answer everything the other person says on a 1st date :pac:

:pac:

Paddy Samurai · 06-02-2009 08:10PM

Coprophelia? babe

Turd Ferguson · 06-02-2009 08:13PM

Hi, I'm Dominique. You wanna come back to my place and f*ck?

andy2854 · 06-02-2009 08:15PM

this one time i slep with my sister

Professey Chin · 06-02-2009 08:23PM

andy2854 wrote: »

this one time i slep with my sister

I slept with your sister too. Shes sh!t:pac:

IvaBigWun · 06-02-2009 09:11PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Hi, I'm Dominique

kinky.

Thundercats Ho · 06-02-2009 10:05PM

I'm sorry, i have to pop to the bathroom again. I've got terrible diarrhoea.

What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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