So you're in Woodies just as a Zombie attack begins....

Nerin · 14-01-2009 09:36PM

neon_glows wrote: »

should zombies be entitled to social welfare?

nah

Star Lord · 14-01-2009 09:42PM

neon_glows wrote: »

should zombies be entitled to social welfare?

By virtue of not being social creatures, they are not entitled.

And they'd have great difficulty providing the paperwork required

neon_glows · 15-01-2009 12:58AM

WHY DONT WE TRAIN THEM TO DO TRICKS FOR US?

Nerin · 15-01-2009 07:57AM

neon_glows wrote: »

WHY DONT WE TRAIN THEM TO DO TRICKS FOR US?

WHY DON'T YOU EASE OFF ON THE CAPS LOCK

Undead · 15-01-2009 11:38AM

Nerin wrote: »

WHY DON'T YOU EASE OFF ON THE CAPS LOCK

BUT THEN NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO HIM AND HE WONT GET THE ATTENTION!

Nerin · 15-01-2009 11:54AM

Undead wrote: »

BUT THEN NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO HIM AND HE WONT GET THE ATTENTION.

OH YEAH ... MAKES SENSE!

Martron · 21-01-2009 05:48PM

in woodies?

well wavin pipe...... butane gas...... and nails......

improvised spud gun/ nail launcher.

thudd · 23-01-2009 03:36PM

It all depends on what type of zombies we're talkin about here.
i.e If we have a case of the more traditional type of zombie, slow and trudgy, the high powered nail gun would be the best bet, so +1 on that.

But, if the zombies are these new school 28 days later/Left 4 dead quick guys, i reckon a good hiding place is the ticket. And maybe bring a welding torch or something

a5y · 24-01-2009 08:44PM

neon_glows wrote: »

YOU ALL SEEM TO BE GETTING HUNG UP ON

ZOOMBIE SHOOT EM UPS....

With the break down of social norms, I'm not sure I'd be averse to shooting CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROLLERS just in case they were zombies. Consider it fair warning.

I think in Woodies my plan I'd first find something to smash open the vending machines. Without water and junk food I'm dead anyways...

Martron · 28-01-2009 08:40PM

Martron wrote: »

in woodies?

well wavin pipe...... butane gas...... and nails......

improvised spud gun/ nail launcher.

ah in the case of runners i will like to change that to air compresser with a mix of nitromors and insulation board

napalm sprayer!!!!

and in my opinion i would prefer to be in b&q if a z war broke out

Traumadoc · 01-02-2009 09:27PM

Fighting would probably be futile, I would break into the office, hook up Michael Jacksons "Thriller" to the PA system and while the zombies go through their routine I would take my chance to escape.

Excession · 04-02-2009 02:21PM

I'd just grab a Woodies uniform and put it on. The staff all act like zombies anyway so I reckon the real zombies would be fooled and I could just walk out the front door.

04-02-2009 02:59PM

Excession wrote: »

I'd just grab a Woodies uniform and put it on. The staff all act like zombies anyway so I reckon the real zombies would be fooled and I could just walk out the front door.

No, the Woodies staff would be bundled into the same category as Quislings, if they act in that manner.

End result, they still all end up as Zombie meat...!

Valmont · 04-02-2009 09:34PM

*note to self: don't let Druss rua and Excession into the Woodies bray Z-day stronghold*

hego19 · 25-03-2010 11:39AM

First is climb the racking/shelves
from there its pretty easy to climb/jump between the aisles(i've done it)
then get a weapon(crowbar,hammer,small Axe,)
and clothes the doors leading outside(so just the front door and main exit)

time to kill

ps woodies coolock is pretty sweet spot to hold up too

gino85 · 26-03-2010 09:00PM

for starters id look for some safety clothing(assuming woodies sells em), gota lower the risk of getting bit before going on the offensive, then i would head to get a good heavy axe so when its blunt i can use it as a bludgen, after that im looking for a way out and finding a decent area to hold up till its over

death the kidd · 09-05-2010 12:10PM

well I'd find one of those big ride on lawn mowers so I could drive out of there and mow some zombies on my way and then come back with the relay big weapons!

Adzee · 17-05-2010 06:13PM

First I go to the garden section and sit on the swingy chair because those pricks won't let me !

then to the bathroom after my fun

Then finally to the till for the money then I will leave with a shovel and a sit in lawn mower

sensibleken · 18-05-2010 02:47PM

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I think if the infected blood touched your skin, you would become a zombie soon enough. And i would say that the virus is airborne, so something long range would do me fine, just throw sharp objects at them or climb up one of the big beams and drop heavy stuff on them! :cool:

ah yes but thats only if they are indeed infected by some sort of virus. night of the living dead attributed it to space radiation which is far more plausable.

if i was in a woodies in limerick i would go straight for the shotgun, rpg and hurley with a nail through it section

CabbageThing · 18-05-2010 07:42PM

When you say Zombies are you referring to the the mass of Brain Dead sunday shoppers that takeover DIY stores and shopping centers?

_MadRa_ · 07-06-2010 01:10PM

CabbageThing wrote: »

When you say Zombies are you referring to the the mass of Brain Dead sunday shoppers that takeover DIY stores and shopping centers?

Id just offer them low low prices then go into the back to check stock ...and never come back

NOGMaxpower · 10-06-2010 11:00AM

I would create a set of mortars, pipe bombs, fire bombs and arm myself with axes, lump hammers etc.

the best defence against an impending Z horde is to attack from a distance. I would 1st secure the doors and baracde everywhere i can. then I would setup at least 10 mortars on the roof, and leave ammo (other shells etc at choke points).

Sit ont he roof with a BBQ cooking my Hicks sausages while I mortar the bejasus out of any Z's.

I think I'd last a few days before implementing Plan A:.

Lurching · 10-06-2010 11:29AM

Pipe lube. There could be some hot zombie-ettes!

Tony1130 · 14-06-2010 11:04PM

Its simple.. tell the zombies that eavan boland will come up in there english zombie test...when it doesnt come up they'll be grunting kill rich kill rich then have an ambush ready at richs house then there all dead..

Valmont · 15-06-2010 04:01PM

NOGMaxpower wrote: »

I would create a set of mortars, pipe bombs, fire bombs and arm myself with axes, lump hammers etc.

I don't think Woodie's sells mortar components.

C_Dawg · 19-06-2010 07:58PM

I'd check out if they have any of those rubber coated sledge and lump hammers: don't want to strain the aul joints when smashing Z skulls in.

Also I'd tie any shopping trolleys to the back of the car: could be useful as obstacles when boarding up the ground floor of house/fortress

So you're in Woodies just as a Zombie attack begins....

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