Ghoul sex?

pablomakaveli · 13-01-2009 01:20AM

I would'nt have sex with a ghoul. They have cold hands.

mawk · 13-01-2009 01:21AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Hi guys!

Disclaimer: I don't feel like paying www.boards.ie.com €50 a year to access the sex forum, sorry if this isn't allowed;)

oh youre totally missing out. the quality of the smut and hookup threads is genuinely worth the cash

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 01:21AM

dolliemix wrote: »

How well do you know Tomoko?

Thanks

Are you implying I'm a ghoul?

Thanks,

DeCoR.

Havermeyer · 13-01-2009 01:22AM

Well this one time at paranormal camp......

dsmythy · 13-01-2009 01:22AM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Someone has been playing too much Fallout 3.

First thought that came into my head too.

So what on Earth is ghoul sex anyway. Necrophilia, incubus/succubus or what?

Fizman · 13-01-2009 01:22AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

Thanks.

That was taken before they had big muscley ghey man love. Wasn't it?

tba · 13-01-2009 01:22AM

I suppose the real question is, do you love the Ghoul in question? Sex is not to be taken lightly.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 01:24AM

Fizman wrote: »

That was taken before they had big muscley ghey man love. Wasn't it?

Take your filth elsewhere pal, this is a serious thread.

Thanks,

DeCoR.

CreepingDeath · 13-01-2009 01:25AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

My mate Tomoko told me he once had sex with a ghoul! Can you believe that:eek:

He was probably drunk and she was under a white sheet.

Anyone who believes in ghosts probably weren't told that Santa and the Easter bunny weren't real until they were 12 or so.

Sharpshooter · 13-01-2009 01:26AM

Awaiting CreepingDeath's post.

themadchef · 13-01-2009 01:26AM

...and this one time at band camp...

Local-womanizer · 13-01-2009 01:26AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Take your filth elsewhere pal, this is a serious thread.

Thanks,

DeCoR.

Your right,

A seriously s***e thread........

artanevilla · 13-01-2009 01:27AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Is a hand an organ?

:pac:

You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.

Sharpshooter · 13-01-2009 01:28AM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

He was probably drunk and she was under a white sheet.

Anyone who believes in ghosts probably weren't told that Santa and the Easter bunny weren't real until they were 12 or so.

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Awaiting CreepingDeath's post.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Now that is creepy.:eek:

galwayrush · 13-01-2009 01:28AM

artanevilla wrote: »

You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.

I find sitting on my hand until it goes dead makes it seems like someone elses hand organ.:pac:

dolliemix · 13-01-2009 01:29AM

Seriously. I'd tell Tomoko to beware. I heard this not-so-funny joke at a ghoul party once

What's a ghouls favourite bean?

A human bean:eek:

Thanks

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 01:29AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Your right,

A seriously s***e thread........

So what are you saying? Tomoko didn't get with this ghoul? Why would he lie to me?

FearDark · 13-01-2009 01:30AM

A ghoul or a gowl?

The Mad Hatter · 13-01-2009 01:31AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

Thanks.

Funny that the guy's name in the photo is Sekimoto.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 01:31AM

dolliemix wrote: »

Seriously. I'd tell Tomoko to beware. I heard this not-so-funny joke at a ghoul party once

What's a ghouls favourite bean?

A human bean:eek:

Thanks

Will do.

Thanks.

Hellm0 · 13-01-2009 01:31AM

What I am wondering is who is this Tomoko and why are you so interested in best practices for copulation with the undead.

CreepingDeath · 13-01-2009 01:33AM

sharpshooterH wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Now that is creepy.:eek:

That's what you get for leaving your webcam connected.
Anyone can login and see what you're up to before you post. :P

Sharpshooter · 13-01-2009 01:36AM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

That's what you get for leaving your webcam connected.
Anyone can login and see what you're up to before you post. :P

Now, that was seriously weird.:eek:

/ click.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 01:36AM

Hellm0 wrote: »

What I am wondering is who is this Tomoko and why are you so interested in best practices for copulation with the undead.

Was just seeing if its common for the members of www.boards.ie.com to have sexual relations with ghouls? Might make Tomoko's "experience" more believable.

Thanks.

Local-womanizer · 13-01-2009 01:38AM

artanevilla wrote: »

You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.

Just like when I do it with my hand,sensual and noisy:cool:

Fizman · 13-01-2009 01:39AM

Hey Decor, do you fancy Tomoko? Sounds like it. Be honest now.

Thanks

Local-womanizer · 13-01-2009 01:39AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

So what are you saying? Tomoko didn't get with this ghoul? Why would he lie to me?

Pics or GTFO

Hellm0 · 13-01-2009 01:40AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Was just seeing if its common for the members of www.boards.ie.com to have sexual relations with ghouls? Might make Tomoko's "experience" more believable.

Thanks.

You have yet to explain Tomoko's story in depth...do tell.

tba · 13-01-2009 01:40AM

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Was just seeing if its common for the members of www.boards.ie.com to have sexual relations with ghouls? Might make Tomoko's "experience" more believable.

Thanks.

you're not very good at this

CreepingDeath · 13-01-2009 01:40AM

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Now, that was seriously weird.:eek:

Nah you're grand... only messing.
You probably subconsciously saw my name on the latest posts before clicking on this thread so my username was rattling around in your brain.

Ghoul sex?

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