Ghoul sex?

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:01am #1

Hi guys!

My mate Tomoko told me he once had sex with a ghoul! Can you believe that:eek:

I don't know whether to believe him so I thought I'd see if anybody here has ever had sex with a ghoul?

Well have you?

Regards,

DeCoR.

Disclaimer: I don't feel like paying www.boards.ie €50 a year to access the sex forum, sorry if this isn't allowed;)

deleriumtremens · 13-01-2009 12:02am

Nothing like a bit of bump in the night.....knuck, knuck, knuck

13-01-2009 12:03am

You mean like a haunt from Limerick city?

Cool_CM · 13-01-2009 12:03am

I'd imagine plenty of the members here have had sex with a ghoul, have you not? You're missing out.

banshee_bones · 13-01-2009 12:03am

troll

dolliemix · 13-01-2009 12:03am

No but I've watched a boo movie

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:03am

Deleted User wrote: »

You mean like a haunt from Limerick city?

You think he met it in Limerick?

Thanks,

DeCoR.

tba · 13-01-2009 12:03am

a ghoul? like a ghost? wtf are you talking about?

Ruu_Old · 13-01-2009 12:04am

Zombie sex is the new thing, ghoul sex is yesterdays news!

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:04am

banshee_bones wrote: »

troll

No it was a ghoul.

Thanks.

galwayrush · 13-01-2009 12:04am

I call it **** In Your Sleep

Local-womanizer · 13-01-2009 12:06am

I call it shadow humping.

Thanks..

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:06am

Ruu wrote: »

Zombie sex is the new thing, ghoul sex is yesterdays news!

Na man Tomoko said it was class.

Care to share?

Best wishes,

DeCoR.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:08am

tba wrote: »

a ghoul? like a ghost? wtf are you talking about?

Somebody needs to do their research on ghouls.

I won't lie I'm embarrassed for you:o

DeCoR.

Local-womanizer · 13-01-2009 12:11am

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Somebody needs to do their research on ghouls.

I won't lie I'm embarrassed for you:o

DeCoR.

According to wiki,a ghoul often takes the shape of an animal.My guess is your friend was humping a dog.

monkeyfudge · 13-01-2009 12:12am

Someone has been playing too much Fallout 3.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:13am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Someone has been playing too much Fallout 3.

Na man Tomoko is Japanese, they hate technology.

Acacia · 13-01-2009 12:13am

I think I know what you're getting at...eugh...

tba · 13-01-2009 12:14am

the urban dictionary tells me a ghoul, is somebody who robs graves and feeds upon corpses, that or a junkie, in which case drug addict would have been less confusing as a noun.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:15am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

According to wiki,a ghoul often takes the shape of an animal.My guess is your friend was humping a dog.

Do you really think Tomoko would do that?

I mean a ghoul is one thing....... but a dog........

Thanks.

monkeyfudge · 13-01-2009 12:16am

I'm pretty sure Tomoko is a girls name.

Cool_CM · 13-01-2009 12:16am

Acacia wrote: »

I think I know what you're getting at...eugh...

You mean this?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowl

Blush_01 · 13-01-2009 12:16am

Maybe it was just a case of sleep paralysis? I've heard that makes you pretty stiff.

The guy · 13-01-2009 12:16am

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

Acacia · 13-01-2009 12:17am

Cool_CM wrote: »

You mean this?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowl

another possibility. I'm deeply confused tbh.

artanevilla · 13-01-2009 12:18am

That's why they call them your ghoulies.

Disclaimer: I don't like paying for clothes so I just rob them.

tba · 13-01-2009 12:19am

so hes asking have we had sex with sexual organs? generally yes.... thats what they are for

dolliemix · 13-01-2009 12:19am

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Do you really think Tomoko would do that?

I mean a ghoul is one thing....... but a dog........

Thanks.

How well do you know Tomoko?

Thanks

Local-womanizer · 13-01-2009 12:20am

tba wrote: »

so hes asking have we had sex with sexual organs? generally yes.... thats what they are for

Is a hand an organ?

:pac:

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:20am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I'm pretty sure Tomoko is a girls name.

Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

Thanks.

Cool_CM · 13-01-2009 12:20am

Acacia wrote: »

another possibility. I'm deeply confused tbh.

Don't worry, I think the OP is too, he's probably been playing computer games with too many ghouls, instead of being out in the real world playing with gowls.

pablomakaveli · 13-01-2009 12:20am

I would'nt have sex with a ghoul. They have cold hands.

mawk · 13-01-2009 12:21am

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Hi guys!

Disclaimer: I don't feel like paying www.boards.ie.com €50 a year to access the sex forum, sorry if this isn't allowed;)

oh youre totally missing out. the quality of the smut and hookup threads is genuinely worth the cash

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:21am

dolliemix wrote: »

How well do you know Tomoko?

Thanks

Are you implying I'm a ghoul?

Thanks,

DeCoR.

Havermeyer · 13-01-2009 12:22am

Well this one time at paranormal camp......

dsmythy · 13-01-2009 12:22am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Someone has been playing too much Fallout 3.

First thought that came into my head too.

So what on Earth is ghoul sex anyway. Necrophilia, incubus/succubus or what?

Fizman · 13-01-2009 12:22am

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

Thanks.

That was taken before they had big muscley ghey man love. Wasn't it?

tba · 13-01-2009 12:22am

I suppose the real question is, do you love the Ghoul in question? Sex is not to be taken lightly.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:24am

Fizman wrote: »

That was taken before they had big muscley ghey man love. Wasn't it?

Take your filth elsewhere pal, this is a serious thread.

Thanks,

DeCoR.

CreepingDeath · 13-01-2009 12:25am

DeCoR18 wrote: »

My mate Tomoko told me he once had sex with a ghoul! Can you believe that:eek:

He was probably drunk and she was under a white sheet.

Anyone who believes in ghosts probably weren't told that Santa and the Easter bunny weren't real until they were 12 or so.

Sharpshooter · 13-01-2009 12:26am

Awaiting CreepingDeath's post.

themadchef · 13-01-2009 12:26am

...and this one time at band camp...

Local-womanizer · 13-01-2009 12:26am

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Take your filth elsewhere pal, this is a serious thread.

Thanks,

DeCoR.

Your right,

A seriously s***e thread........

artanevilla · 13-01-2009 12:27am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Is a hand an organ?

:pac:

You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.

Sharpshooter · 13-01-2009 12:28am

CreepingDeath wrote: »

He was probably drunk and she was under a white sheet.

Anyone who believes in ghosts probably weren't told that Santa and the Easter bunny weren't real until they were 12 or so.

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Awaiting CreepingDeath's post.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Now that is creepy.:eek:

galwayrush · 13-01-2009 12:28am

artanevilla wrote: »

You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.

I find sitting on my hand until it goes dead makes it seems like someone elses hand organ.:pac:

dolliemix · 13-01-2009 12:29am

Seriously. I'd tell Tomoko to beware. I heard this not-so-funny joke at a ghoul party once

What's a ghouls favourite bean?

A human bean:eek:

Thanks

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:29am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Your right,

A seriously s***e thread........

So what are you saying? Tomoko didn't get with this ghoul? Why would he lie to me?

FearDark · 13-01-2009 12:30am

A ghoul or a gowl?

The Mad Hatter · 13-01-2009 12:31am

DeCoR18 wrote: »

Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

Thanks.

Funny that the guy's name in the photo is Sekimoto.

DeCoR18 · 13-01-2009 12:31am

dolliemix wrote: »

Seriously. I'd tell Tomoko to beware. I heard this not-so-funny joke at a ghoul party once

What's a ghouls favourite bean?

A human bean:eek:

Thanks

Will do.

Thanks.

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