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Ghoul sex?

  • 13-01-2009 01:01AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭


    Hi guys!

    My mate Tomoko told me he once had sex with a ghoul! Can you believe that:eek:

    I don't know whether to believe him so I thought I'd see if anybody here has ever had sex with a ghoul?

    Well have you?

    Regards,

    DeCoR.

    Disclaimer: I don't feel like paying www.boards.ie €50 a year to access the sex forum, sorry if this isn't allowed;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    Nothing like a bit of bump in the night.....knuck, knuck, knuck


  • Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You mean like a haunt from Limerick city?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    I'd imagine plenty of the members here have had sex with a ghoul, have you not? You're missing out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    troll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    No but I've watched a boo movie


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    You mean like a haunt from Limerick city?

    You think he met it in Limerick?

    Thanks,

    DeCoR.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    a ghoul? like a ghost? wtf are you talking about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Zombie sex is the new thing, ghoul sex is yesterdays news!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    troll

    No it was a ghoul.

    Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I call it **** In Your Sleep :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    I call it shadow humping.

    Thanks..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    Ruu wrote: »
    Zombie sex is the new thing, ghoul sex is yesterdays news!

    Na man Tomoko said it was class.

    Care to share?

    Best wishes,

    DeCoR.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    tba wrote: »
    a ghoul? like a ghost? wtf are you talking about?

    Somebody needs to do their research on ghouls.

    I won't lie I'm embarrassed for you:o

    DeCoR.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Somebody needs to do their research on ghouls.

    I won't lie I'm embarrassed for you:o

    DeCoR.

    According to wiki,a ghoul often takes the shape of an animal.My guess is your friend was humping a dog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Someone has been playing too much Fallout 3.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    Someone has been playing too much Fallout 3.

    Na man Tomoko is Japanese, they hate technology.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    I think I know what you're getting at...eugh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    the urban dictionary tells me a ghoul, is somebody who robs graves and feeds upon corpses, that or a junkie, in which case drug addict would have been less confusing as a noun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    According to wiki,a ghoul often takes the shape of an animal.My guess is your friend was humping a dog.

    Do you really think Tomoko would do that?

    I mean a ghoul is one thing....... but a dog........

    Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I'm pretty sure Tomoko is a girls name.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Acacia wrote: »
    I think I know what you're getting at...eugh...
    You mean this?
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Maybe it was just a case of sleep paralysis? I've heard that makes you pretty stiff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    I was working in the lab late one night
    When my eyes beheld an eerie sight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Cool_CM wrote: »

    another possibility. I'm deeply confused tbh.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,408 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    That's why they call them your ghoulies.

    Disclaimer: I don't like paying for clothes so I just rob them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    so hes asking have we had sex with sexual organs? generally yes.... thats what they are for


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Do you really think Tomoko would do that?

    I mean a ghoul is one thing....... but a dog........

    Thanks.

    How well do you know Tomoko?

    Thanks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    tba wrote: »
    so hes asking have we had sex with sexual organs? generally yes.... thats what they are for

    Is a hand an organ?

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    I'm pretty sure Tomoko is a girls name.

    2007-yoshihito-sekimoto.jpg

    Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

    Thanks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Acacia wrote: »
    another possibility. I'm deeply confused tbh.
    Don't worry, I think the OP is too, he's probably been playing computer games with too many ghouls, instead of being out in the real world playing with gowls.


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