Did you see any nice totty at mass today?

Oswald Osbourne · 25-12-2008 06:31PM

lostexpectation wrote: »

one of these ?

No! I don't look like some freak.

Here's a pix of me taken today. Just your regular average-looking guy enjoying the hoildays.
Brian%20Peppers%20Christmas!.jpg

Toto Wolfcastle · 25-12-2008 07:00PM

I went to 9 mass this morning so it was pretty empty.

No hotness of the male or female variety.

Plenty of obnoxious children and their useless parents though.

AlmightyCushion · 25-12-2008 07:02PM

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Only my girlfriend, as outrageously corny as that sounds. She looked great today.

Damn straight she did. She's a demon in the sack as well.

gally · 25-12-2008 07:09PM

I don,t go to Mass except for funerals and weddings.However I often wonder how some of the sweet young devout looking hotties would be like in the sack.Normal enough voyeurism would,nt you say.Otherwise the droning monotony would do my head in.

lostexpectation · 25-12-2008 07:49PM

nuns ftw, anyone done a nun?

Holsten · 25-12-2008 07:49PM

I don't go to mass so nope, no totty as you say.

jrodd · 25-12-2008 07:59PM

lostexpectation wrote: »

the alter boys?

Now youre talkin

thermo66 · 25-12-2008 09:48PM

Farls wrote: »

Went last night...well packed and noticed a good few young'ins have blossomed in the past 12 months...fantastic stuff

as if they'd give dirty aul fella's like you the time of day!

Caliden · 25-12-2008 09:52PM

Everyone in my parish is ugly as **** (except me of course :pac: )

Tar.Aldarion · 25-12-2008 09:55PM

Of course I did, only reason I go. Hot stuff.

UpCork · 25-12-2008 10:01PM

I'm female, but am a regular Mass-goer, and it's a rare occassion that there's a good looking guy in the church. Was a bit disappointed last night as there is a woman who attends our church who has a gorgeous son - only ever seem him Xmas and Easter etc (think he lives away) and he wsan't there last night

MIN2511 · 25-12-2008 10:06PM

Meh... I was thinking at mass, them priest are not supposed to have sex....
Do they ****? Watch porn?

Tar.Aldarion · 25-12-2008 10:13PM

That would be a sin, although I'm sure they do.

Diabhal Beag · 25-12-2008 10:14PM

I went to midnight mass this morning and I never had a bigger boner in my life.I should stop looking at them tasty euchsristic ministers. Needless to say several pensioners noticed my bulge and were needless to say impressed. I pleasure the over 60s cos somebody has to.

P.K · 25-12-2008 10:40PM

Little Shyte wrote: »

I went to midnight mass this morning

lol:P

i did but she was on the floor white in the face, sleeping.:D

ejmaztec · 25-12-2008 11:07PM

Little Shyte wrote: »

I went to midnight mass this morning and I never had a bigger boner in my life.I should stop looking at them tasty euchsristic ministers. Needless to say several pensioners noticed my bulge and were needless to say impressed. I pleasure the over 60s cos somebody has to.

Perhaps they thought that your colostomy bag was about to explode.

FX Meister · 25-12-2008 11:30PM

There were a few women I'd **** the **** out of. The seem to make more of an effort today. Couple of the chicks playing the music were cute but the fact they were only 16 or so may be part of what turned me on. Put them up top in the **** bank for later tonight.

Went to church last night and I have to say the prods were not as hot as the catholics. The prods provided much better musical service

thermo66 · 25-12-2008 11:38PM

FX Meister wrote: »

There were a few women I'd **** the **** out of. The seem to make more of an effort today. Couple of the chicks playing the music were cute but the fact they were only 16 or so may be part of what turned me on. Put them up top in the **** bank for later tonight.

Went to church last night and I have to say the prods were not as hot as the catholics. The prods provided much better musical service

This thread is getting more and more unsettling and perverted! Some of you seem very lonely!!

Farls · 26-12-2008 12:44AM

FX Meister wrote: »

There were a few women I'd **** the **** out of. The seem to make more of an effort today. Couple of the chicks playing the music were cute but the fact they were only 16 or so may be part of what turned me on. Put them up top in the **** bank for later tonight.

Went to church last night and I have to say the prods were not as hot as the catholics. The prods provided much better musical service

Generally speaking I normally find prods more attractive but thats probably because there are very few catholic wemen around here!! And I'm going with a prod as well I suppose!! G'on the young catholics!!

[Jackass] · 26-12-2008 12:55AM

I saw one cracking, incredably fit tall bruenette girl with wavey brown hair (iirc) going up for communion (sandymount church, 12pm mass, on the way back to your seat I was the the guy infront of you in the navy hoodie - PM me

) at mass today. I think she was on her own, but not sure. God I wish I was sitting beside her wishing her peace and all that cr@p.

Yeah I only go once a year though, so not sure on the quality of the regular folk. But she made my christmas! haha

Did you see any nice totty at mass today?

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