Did you see any nice totty at mass today?

Oswald Osbourne

I did. A cute tall brunette a couple of rows in front of me and to the left. There was also a well preserved blonde woman to my right.

Do the tasty burds go to mass every week or just at Xmas? If the former then I may have to stop believing in atheism.

So let hears about the hot totty you saw today as you made your annual pilgrimage.

Xavi6

I didn't go.

phenomenon

Yeah the priest

Plug

I don't do mass, its for paedophiles!

MIN2511

Just at Christmas

lostexpectation

i saw a nice tot there, does that count.

MizzLolly

Why has the word 'totty' recently creeped into boards vocabulary.. why?? :eek:

orestes

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

I did. A cute tall brunette a couple of rows in front of me and to the left. There was also a well preserved blonde woman to my right.

Do the tasty burds go to mass every week or just at Xmas? If the former then I may have to stop believing in atheism.

So let hears about the hot totty you saw today as you made your annual pilgrimage.

If you're an atheist what were you doing at mass in the first place?

Extra hour in bed ftw

Darragh29

Me and the brothers went with the auld boy to St. Peters in Phibsborough today and what does the auld boy do??? Walk right up to the top pew, deprivin' the rest of us of checking out birds arse's in front of us... We still managed to have a gimp around us but nothin' worth reporting!

bhangwallah

MizzLolly wrote: »

Why has the word 'totty' recently creeped into boards vocabulary.. why?? :eek:

because words used in the vernacular are generally reflected here in cyberspace?

MagicMarker

Church is for losers.

eVeNtInE

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Biggins

Mass, you've got to be joking!

Pass.

Kintarō Hattori

Didn't go but it seems I have to go later this evening, according to the missus. Still it'll be to the polish church on thomas street so it should be fairly interesting.
We took a walk around the city centre today and there was plenty of lovely foreign ladies out for a walk..... plenty I say.

orestes

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Didn't go but it seems I have to go later this evening, according to the missus. Still it'll be to the polish church on thomas street so it should be fairly interesting.
We took a walk around the city centre today and there was plenty of lovely foreign ladies out for a walk..... plenty I say.

You only posted this to brag that you have polish missus, admit it

MizzLolly

bhangwallah wrote: »

because words used in the vernacular are generally reflected here in cyberspace?

Vernacular? Are you sure? I think I've only ever seen the word being used twice. Once in Heat magazine and once in the Ladies Lounge.

bhangwallah

MizzLolly wrote: »

once in the Ladies Lounge.

that was very brave

Farls

Went last night...well packed and noticed a good few young'ins have blossomed in the past 12 months...fantastic stuff

bhangwallah

MizzLolly wrote: »

Vernacular? Are you sure? I think I've only ever seen the word being used twice. Once in Heat magazine and once in the Ladies Lounge.

and then it's probably not a phrase used around totty that often for fear of offending the totties and resulting in not geting any totty that night

RxQueen

i wasnt left go!!

Oswald Osbourne

orestes wrote: »

If you're an atheist what were you doing at mass in the first place?

I'm also a hypocrite (and a sexual predator).

MizzLolly

bhangwallah wrote: »

that was very brave

How so?

bhangwallah wrote: »

and then it's probably not a phrase used around totty that often for fear of offending the totties and resulting in not geting any totty that night

Oh.. I see..

So you're tellin' me that men use the word 'totty' frequently during conversations about women? :eek:

emo!! wrote: »

i wasnt left go!!

I didn't go either!

Fizman

The mass I was at was being streamed live on the interwebs, and the doors were burstin because there was so many people. Strangely I only saw a few hotties.

lostexpectation

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

I'm also a hypocrite (and a sexual predator).

one of these ?

Firetrap

No because I didn't go to Mass.

bhangwallah

MizzLolly wrote: »

How so?



Oh.. I see..

So you're tellin' me that men use the word 'totty' frequently during conversations about women? :eek:




I didn't go either!

you yourself are living proof.

(i would be using tongue-in-cheek icon in these posts but cant seem to find it on this computer)

jrodd

Yeah, I was giving my sermon and half way through i heard a bell behind me. I looked around to see 3 of the sexiest youngfellas i ever laid eyes on.

TerrorFirmer

Only my girlfriend, as outrageously corny as that sounds. She looked great today.

Oswald Osbourne

jrodd wrote: »

Yeah, I was giving my sermon and half way through i heard a bell behind me. I looked around to see 3 of the sexiest youngfellas i ever laid eyes on.

Filthy bastard. Keep your mind on work when you're saying mass! You have the whole rest of the day to enjoy your boy-treasure.

lostexpectation

jrodd wrote: »

Yeah, I was giving my sermon and half way through i heard a bell behind me. I looked around to see 3 of the sexiest youngfellas i ever laid eyes on.

the alter boys?

Kintarō Hattori

orestes wrote: »

You only posted this to brag that you have polish missus, admit it

Heh Heh, no no. I will most likely be going to mass (not my choice) but it'll be full of polish ladies so that's something to look forward to.

Oswald Osbourne

lostexpectation wrote: »

one of these ?

No! I don't look like some freak.

Here's a pix of me taken today. Just your regular average-looking guy enjoying the hoildays.

Toto Wolfcastle

I went to 9 mass this morning so it was pretty empty.

No hotness of the male or female variety.

Plenty of obnoxious children and their useless parents though.

AlmightyCushion

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Only my girlfriend, as outrageously corny as that sounds. She looked great today.

Damn straight she did. She's a demon in the sack as well.

gally

I don,t go to Mass except for funerals and weddings.However I often wonder how some of the sweet young devout looking hotties would be like in the sack.Normal enough voyeurism would,nt you say.Otherwise the droning monotony would do my head in.

lostexpectation

nuns ftw, anyone done a nun?

Holsten

I don't go to mass so nope, no totty as you say.

jrodd

lostexpectation wrote: »

the alter boys?

Now youre talkin

thermo66

Farls wrote: »

Went last night...well packed and noticed a good few young'ins have blossomed in the past 12 months...fantastic stuff

as if they'd give dirty aul fella's like you the time of day!

Caliden

Everyone in my parish is ugly as **** (except me of course :pac: )

Tar.Aldarion

Of course I did, only reason I go. Hot stuff.

UpCork

I'm female, but am a regular Mass-goer, and it's a rare occassion that there's a good looking guy in the church. Was a bit disappointed last night as there is a woman who attends our church who has a gorgeous son - only ever seem him Xmas and Easter etc (think he lives away) and he wsan't there last night

MIN2511

Meh... I was thinking at mass, them priest are not supposed to have sex....
Do they ****? Watch porn?

Tar.Aldarion

That would be a sin, although I'm sure they do.

Diabhal Beag

I went to midnight mass this morning and I never had a bigger boner in my life.I should stop looking at them tasty euchsristic ministers. Needless to say several pensioners noticed my bulge and were needless to say impressed. I pleasure the over 60s cos somebody has to.

P.K

Little Shyte wrote: »

I went to midnight mass this morning

lol:P

i did but she was on the floor white in the face, sleeping.:D

ejmaztec

Little Shyte wrote: »

I went to midnight mass this morning and I never had a bigger boner in my life.I should stop looking at them tasty euchsristic ministers. Needless to say several pensioners noticed my bulge and were needless to say impressed. I pleasure the over 60s cos somebody has to.

Perhaps they thought that your colostomy bag was about to explode.

FX Meister

There were a few women I'd **** the **** out of. The seem to make more of an effort today. Couple of the chicks playing the music were cute but the fact they were only 16 or so may be part of what turned me on. Put them up top in the **** bank for later tonight.

Went to church last night and I have to say the prods were not as hot as the catholics. The prods provided much better musical service

thermo66

FX Meister wrote: »

There were a few women I'd **** the **** out of. The seem to make more of an effort today. Couple of the chicks playing the music were cute but the fact they were only 16 or so may be part of what turned me on. Put them up top in the **** bank for later tonight.

Went to church last night and I have to say the prods were not as hot as the catholics. The prods provided much better musical service

This thread is getting more and more unsettling and perverted! Some of you seem very lonely!!

Farls

FX Meister wrote: »

There were a few women I'd **** the **** out of. The seem to make more of an effort today. Couple of the chicks playing the music were cute but the fact they were only 16 or so may be part of what turned me on. Put them up top in the **** bank for later tonight.

Went to church last night and I have to say the prods were not as hot as the catholics. The prods provided much better musical service

Generally speaking I normally find prods more attractive but thats probably because there are very few catholic wemen around here!! And I'm going with a prod as well I suppose!! G'on the young catholics!!

[Jackass]

I saw one cracking, incredably fit tall bruenette girl with wavey brown hair (iirc) going up for communion (sandymount church, 12pm mass, on the way back to your seat I was the the guy infront of you in the navy hoodie - PM me ) at mass today. I think she was on her own, but not sure. God I wish I was sitting beside her wishing her peace and all that cr@p.

Yeah I only go once a year though, so not sure on the quality of the regular folk. But she made my christmas! haha