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Did you see any nice totty at mass today?

  • 25-12-2008 04:37PM
    #1
    Oswald Osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭


    I did. A cute tall brunette a couple of rows in front of me and to the left. There was also a well preserved blonde woman to my right.

    Do the tasty burds go to mass every week or just at Xmas? If the former then I may have to stop believing in atheism.

    So let hears about the hot totty you saw today as you made your annual pilgrimage.


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  • #2
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,160 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I didn't go.


  • #3
    phenomenon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    Yeah the priest


  • #4
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I don't do mass, its for paedophiles!


  • #5
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Just at Christmas ;)


  • #6
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    i saw a nice tot there, does that count. :/


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  • #7
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Why has the word 'totty' recently creeped into boards vocabulary.. why?? :eek:


  • #8
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Oswald Osbourne wrote: »
    I did. A cute tall brunette a couple of rows in front of me and to the left. There was also a well preserved blonde woman to my right.

    Do the tasty burds go to mass every week or just at Xmas? If the former then I may have to stop believing in atheism.

    So let hears about the hot totty you saw today as you made your annual pilgrimage.

    If you're an atheist what were you doing at mass in the first place?

    Extra hour in bed ftw


  • #9
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Me and the brothers went with the auld boy to St. Peters in Phibsborough today and what does the auld boy do??? Walk right up to the top pew, deprivin' the rest of us of checking out birds arse's in front of us... We still managed to have a gimp around us but nothin' worth reporting!


  • #10
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Why has the word 'totty' recently creeped into boards vocabulary.. why?? :eek:

    because words used in the vernacular are generally reflected here in cyberspace?


  • #11
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Church is for losers.


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  • #12
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #13
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Mass, you've got to be joking!

    Pass.


  • #14
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,102 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Didn't go but it seems I have to go later this evening, according to the missus. Still it'll be to the polish church on thomas street so it should be fairly interesting.
    We took a walk around the city centre today and there was plenty of lovely foreign ladies out for a walk..... plenty I say.


  • #15
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Didn't go but it seems I have to go later this evening, according to the missus. Still it'll be to the polish church on thomas street so it should be fairly interesting.
    We took a walk around the city centre today and there was plenty of lovely foreign ladies out for a walk..... plenty I say.

    You only posted this to brag that you have polish missus, admit it :p


  • #16
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    bhangwallah wrote: »
    because words used in the vernacular are generally reflected here in cyberspace?

    Vernacular? Are you sure? I think I've only ever seen the word being used twice. Once in Heat magazine and once in the Ladies Lounge. :)


  • #17
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    once in the Ladies Lounge. :)

    that was very brave


  • #18
    Farls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    Went last night...well packed and noticed a good few young'ins have blossomed in the past 12 months...fantastic stuff :D


  • #19
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Vernacular? Are you sure? I think I've only ever seen the word being used twice. Once in Heat magazine and once in the Ladies Lounge. :)


    and then it's probably not a phrase used around totty that often for fear of offending the totties and resulting in not geting any totty that night


  • #20
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    i wasnt left go!!


  • #21
    Oswald Osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Oswald Osbourne


    orestes wrote: »
    If you're an atheist what were you doing at mass in the first place?

    I'm also a hypocrite (and a sexual predator).


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  • #22
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    bhangwallah wrote: »
    that was very brave

    How so?
    bhangwallah wrote: »
    and then it's probably not a phrase used around totty that often for fear of offending the totties and resulting in not geting any totty that night

    Oh.. I see..

    So you're tellin' me that men use the word 'totty' frequently during conversations about women? :eek:
    emo!! wrote: »
    i wasnt left go!!


    I didn't go either! :)


  • #23
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    The mass I was at was being streamed live on the interwebs, and the doors were burstin because there was so many people. Strangely I only saw a few hotties.


  • #24
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    Oswald Osbourne wrote: »
    I'm also a hypocrite (and a sexual predator).

    one of these ?

    norm-478bb890ca1e7-Predator+(1987).jpeg


  • #25
    Firetrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,441 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    No because I didn't go to Mass.


  • #26
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    How so?



    Oh.. I see..

    So you're tellin' me that men use the word 'totty' frequently during conversations about women? :eek:




    I didn't go either! :)

    you yourself are living proof.

    (i would be using tongue-in-cheek icon in these posts but cant seem to find it on this computer)


  • #27
    jrodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭jrodd


    Yeah, I was giving my sermon and half way through i heard a bell behind me. I looked around to see 3 of the sexiest youngfellas i ever laid eyes on.


  • #28
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Only my girlfriend, as outrageously corny as that sounds. She looked great today. :)


  • #29
    Oswald Osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Oswald Osbourne


    jrodd wrote: »
    Yeah, I was giving my sermon and half way through i heard a bell behind me. I looked around to see 3 of the sexiest youngfellas i ever laid eyes on.

    Filthy bastard. Keep your mind on work when you're saying mass! You have the whole rest of the day to enjoy your boy-treasure.


  • #30
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    jrodd wrote: »
    Yeah, I was giving my sermon and half way through i heard a bell behind me. I looked around to see 3 of the sexiest youngfellas i ever laid eyes on.

    the alter boys?


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  • #31
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,102 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    orestes wrote: »
    You only posted this to brag that you have polish missus, admit it :p

    Heh Heh, no no. I will most likely be going to mass (not my choice) but it'll be full of polish ladies so that's something to look forward to.


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