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Tom Dunne. You have been challenged. Join the (other) Orange Order.

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  • #62
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    pink fluffy bunny wrote: »
    :eek: you better bring your own sheets and duvet covers and towels on saturday - that is all i have to say on the matter :eek::eek:

    At least I will match your bathroom.


  • #63
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Sure can't we just book him in for a spray tan?:D


  • #64
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Actually, does that spray tan stuff stick to hairy, um, everywheres?


  • #65
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Yup it does, but you're given paper knickers, make sure you wear them, don't ever leave anything on that will make a pattern as it can look well weird.


  • #66
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    WTF? Ok, explain this to me.

    What in the name of jeebus are the paper knickers for?


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  • #67
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    So your bits don't get sprayed!
    :D
    they give you a paper thong thing to wear so you get the most coverage, and don't ruin your own underwear.


  • #68
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    :eek::eek::eek:

    Ok, guess what I won't be doing this Saturday.


  • #69
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    well thats if you get it done in a salon


  • #70
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Ok, I'll note that for next time.

    This time it will be a manual job.

    For the children, and all that.


  • #71
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Ok, I'll note that for next time.

    This time it will be a hand job.

    For the children, and all that.

    FYP:D


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  • #72
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    I'm glad one of us did that brother slow :pac:


  • #73
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    /hugs thread

    :D


  • #74
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,381 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Do we have a running total on the amount donated?


  • #75
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Attachment not found. ;)
    That dude is still doing the rounds. :)
    I remember seeing him on njguido.com several years ago.
    There's some funny crap on that site.

    Zaph wrote: »
    Do we have a running total on the amount donated?

    About 350.


  • #76
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Right, it's all systems go for later.

    I will be putting a special festive slant on proceedings and will post up pictures when the deed is done.

    Oh, and Santa, if you are reading this, is it too late to change my Xbox 360 request to a power hose?


  • #77
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    :D

    Are you looking forward to it Tom?


  • #78
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    janeybabe wrote: »
    :D

    Are you looking forward to it Tom?

    Let me see, am I looking forward to erasing the last shred of dignity I have left? Am I looking forward to painting myself orange? Am I looking forward to being an Oompa Loompa over the festive period?

    Why yes, yes I am.


  • #79
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Thought so!

    I have no doubt that you will be a changed man after all this.


  • #80
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I had a cunning plan to work from home on Monday and Tuesday of this week, only to realise my laptop and work phone are in work. :( Damn me an my bright ideas of going for pints after work on a Friday evening before Christmas.

    Anyone else getting the feeling I didn't think this one through fully?


  • #81
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Lawl!

    I was actually just thinking I can't believe you agreed to it.

    At least you wont be at the beers tonight to be mocked about it.

    Also, I recommend a nice aftershave to overpower the smell of tan.


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  • #82
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Lawl!

    I was actually just thinking I can't believe you agreed to it.

    At least you wont be at the beers tonight to be mocked about it.

    Mocked? Yes, it's a good job I am going out for beers with Real World friends who wouldn't stoop to the level of mocking me for looking like an Oompa Loompa.
    janeybabe wrote: »
    Also, I recommend a nice aftershave to overpower the smell of tan.

    But it's the perennial question, which of the holy trinity is it to be - Old Spice, Brut or Hai Karate?


  • #83
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Mocked? Yes, it's a good job I am going out for beers with Real World friends who wouldn't stoop to the level of mocking me for looking like an Oompa Loompa.

    Real world? What's that?


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    But it's the perennial question, which of the holy trinity is it to be - Old Spice, Brut or Hai Karate?

    Old Spice of course. You can just pretend that you are going for a sort of retro look. Kind of a Starsky and Hutch vibe.


  • #84
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 ✭✭✭trout


    Maintain the high levels of class ... stick with the Old Spice.


  • #85
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    trout wrote: »
    Maintain the high levels of class ... stick with the Old Spice.

    As you know, brother trout, I am the epitome of high class.

    Old Spice it is.


  • #86
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,381 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    200480763_8df6b015ba.jpg?v=0


  • #87
    nkay1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,950 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    I really hope you went into the pub and made no mention of the fact that you are currently orange brown. Just sat down with your pint and conversed as normally.


  • #88
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    ok I am sick in bed so I need a laugh to make me better, so when is this photo going up.

    and did we mange to break the €500 barrier with this


  • #89
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Um, it's been up since Saturday night......here.


  • #90
    nkay1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,950 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    So...how's work Tom?


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  • #91
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    nkay1985 wrote: »
    So...how's work Tom?
    I'm sure its not too bad, he's probably looking on the sunny side of things....


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