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  • 20-12-2008 8:21pm
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    Tom Dunne
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    We have all been there at some stage.

    We have been consumed by the euphoria of an idea that really seemed like a good idea at the time, only to slowly realise that we suddenly find ourselves in a situation, of our own doing that, in hindsight, is not the brightest of ideas.

    I don't have a lot of experience with changing my skin colour. On the whole, I am quite happy being milky white, overweight and hairy. At this present moment in time, I would really, really like to be milky white again. :(

    Having said that, if ripping what little dignity I have left to shreds makes a child's Christmas that tiny bit better, well then it's worth it.

    So without further ado, I hereby present me, as a minstrel. A very unwell minstrel.

    Viewers of a nervous disposition and young children should be aware that some of the following pictures contain images of a graphic nature. Oh, and nudity. :cool:


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    #2
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    And more...:o


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,284 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


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    Ruu_Old
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    Dale Winton would be jealous. Fair play to ya, Tom. :)


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    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    baaahahaaaahahaha. Love the jumper Mr. Grumpy! well done you!:D


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    Zaph
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    Steve
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    Jesus Tom, I didn't think you'd do it.. you just earned the kids another fifty from me.

    Kudos, brother. :)


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    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I think I read the OP 3 times but am still unaware as to why the hell you would do that...


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    Tom Dunne
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    Kold wrote: »
    I think I read the OP 3 times but am still unaware as to why the hell you would do that...

    Um, for charity?


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    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Well played.


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    kev_s88
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    bahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

    my face hurts from laughing and i only looked at one picture :D i actually cant bring myself to look at the rest in fear of facial spasm or cramp.... great work though Tom.the childer will be proud of ya :p


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    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    This stuff wasn't supposed to be so friggin' dark. And no sign of it lightening up at all. :eek:

    Although, it smells nice. :)


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    Zaph
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    trout wrote: »
    Well played.

    Don't know about you Brother trout, but I reckon that was money very well spent so we didn't end up looking like that. :D


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    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Zaph wrote: »
    Don't know about you Brother trout, but I reckon that was money very well spent so we didn't end up looking like that. :D

    Just as well I had my big brain in that night ... spotted the setup a mile off, like a leopard spots a lame herd animal ... or something.

    *shakes head*

    Thankfully, we have not seen anything of the paper undies or 'candid' shots ... so far


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    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,908 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Jaysus Tom, give you a hat, cane and stripey jacket and you could be one of the lions tea minstrels! :D

    Fair play though.


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    niceirishfella
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    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Um, for charity?


    I do a lot of work for charity myself, but don't like to talk about it.:D


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Fair play Tom. You're officially a legend.


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Did we briefly have a fling in 1992? :D Class man. Class.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    smashey
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    I wouldn't worry about the tan if I was you, I'd be more embarrased by wearing that geansai. :eek:
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    trout
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    I thought the geansai was the icing on the cake ... I mean ... it's a joke ... amirite ? :confused:

    Ye gods and little fishes ... he's hardly wearing that jumper without a sense of ironing is he ? :eek:


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    smashey
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    trout wrote: »
    I thought the geansai was the icing on the cake ... I mean ... it's a joke ... amirite ? :confused:

    Ye gods and little fishes ... he's hardly wearing that jumper without a sense of ironing is he ? :eek:
    Obviously a Christmas pressie from Granny. I bet he has the matching socks.


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    ChewChew
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    smashey wrote: »
    Obviously a Christmas pressie from Granny. I bet he has the matching socks.

    You know the way lucy lu was in boston recently?? Well. . . . . :eek:


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    Splinter
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    ChewChew wrote: »
    You know the way lucy lu was in boston recently?? Well. . . . . :eek:
    i can confirm the validility of this statement...

    Tom, excellent, im in pain from the laughter


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    Toto Wolfcastle
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    Oh dear God.

    I am so very sorry that I asked you to do this Tom.

    It really is very dark.

    However I think others will join me in saying:

    BAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!


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    Tom Dunne
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    janeybabe wrote: »
    It really is very dark.

    You reckon? Don't get me started on the itching.

    I really didn't think it would be that dark. Oh, and it sparkles. There's some glittery sh1te in it too.


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    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    You reckon? Don't get me started on the itching.

    I really didn't think it would be that dark. Oh, and it sparkles. There's some glittery sh1te in it too.

    What the hell kind of tan did you use?


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    Tom Dunne
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    janeybabe wrote: »
    What the hell kind of tan did you use?

    Em, this stuff.

    I'm new to this whole tan stuff. :)


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    Mint Sauce
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    janeybabe wrote: »
    What the hell kind of tan did you use?

    and how much of it

    :D

    fair play to ya, kudos for sharing

    ;)


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    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Em, this stuff.

    I'm new to this whole tan stuff. :)

    Ah jaysus! No wonder it turned out so dark!

    That stuff is pretty easy to get off though. Soup and water usually does the trick.


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    Tom Dunne
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    irish-stew wrote: »
    and how much of it

    :D

    Only four tubes. There's a lotta brother to cover.
    janeybabe wrote: »
    Ah jaysus! No wonder it turned out so dark!

    That stuff is pretty easy to get off though. Soup and water usually does the trick.

    No, the deal was a week.

    Though I am told I am sleeping on newspapers for the duration of that week.


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    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Brother Tom, lots of respect for that. When i read the original thread even before you agreed to it i thought it wouldnt get off the ground. Fair balls man


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