Tom Dunne. You have been challenged. Join the (other) Orange Order.

Terry

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Toto Wolfcastle

Terry wrote: »

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Terry!

Just want to add that trout has refused to do it as has Zaph, although both are happy to encourage Tom to go alone.

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Think of the children!

trout

janeybabe wrote: »

Terry!

Just want to add that trout has refused to do it as has Zaph, although both are happy to encourage Tom to go alone.

Note : Zaph and myself are matching yore offer with One Hundred of yore Earth Eurines, thereby raising additional funds for teh childer on the back of Tom Dunne's dignity.

You make it sound like we are not contributing anything :cool:

Go Tom Dunne GO!

Toto Wolfcastle

trout wrote: »

Note : Zaph and myself are matching yore offer with One Hundred of yore Earth Eurines, thereby raising additional funds for teh childer on the back of Tom Dunne's dignity.

You make it sound like we are not contributing anything :cool:

Go Tom Dunne GO!

Believe me trout, you contribution has been duly noted. You are a man amongst.....em.....fish.

trout

janeybabe wrote: »

Believe me trout, you contribution has been duly noted. You are a man amongst.....em.....fish.

Achsully ... I am a fish among men. It was ever thus.

Tom Dunne

Ok, never a man to turn down a chance to look like an Oompa Loompa challenge, what do I have to do? And why three coats? And why badly applied?

And why am I considering it?

LolaDub

Tom i believe the three badly applied coats is so you will look like a properly tangoed oompa loompa, the kind of lady the brothers so badly desire in the bar? The original idea was for smahey, trout and tom dunne and zaph got an extra few euro if she "he" joined in. It seems zaph and trout have desserted your tangoed side in favour of paying to laugh at you!

LolaDub

*whispers*

what about karoma?

Tom Dunne

LolaDub wrote: »

*whispers*

what about karoma?

Herr K. is not around for a while. Besides, he is a category mod, not just a BGRH mod.

LolaDub

Whats the point? Is he untangoable?

Tom Dunne

LolaDub wrote: »

Whats the point? Is he untangoable?

I believe so.

It's in his contract.

A sort of Boards.ie prenuptial.

Toto Wolfcastle

Right Tom, you are considering it because it is for the children!


3 coats, so that is comes out properly and applied badly because it will look worse that way.

Up for it?

smashey

Just seeing this now. :eek:

How difficult is it to get that stuff off?

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote: »

Just seeing this now. :eek:

How difficult is it to get that stuff off?

Um, I am sure it just washes off.

Doesn't it?

Please tell me it does. :eek:

Larianne

Yes, but in stages so you get a nice patchy,diseased look. Not sure what this looks like, head out to UCD.

There is also paint stripper which will work or Clinique's Clarifying lotion 4.

LolaDub

smashey wrote: »

Just seeing this now. :eek:

How difficult is it to get that stuff off?

It can be licked off


*may not be true

ChewChew

Oh dear god. I HAVE to see this! hahahaha!!

Tom. . . fake tan is nice WHEN it doesn't go wrong. . when it isn't applied 3 times. . . and when it isn't applied badly. . . A combination of those and you get this. . .

. . . .

http://www.magsbaylan.com/orange3_fn.jpg

Toto Wolfcastle

smashey wrote: »

Just seeing this now. :eek:

How difficult is it to get that stuff off?

You up for it smashey? Don't leave Brother Tom all alone!

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Um, I am sure it just washes off.

Doesn't it?

Please tell me it does. :eek:

Depends on which one you use. There are some that will wash off with just water. You are not allowed use those ones because if it rains you will end up with tan in your eyes and that wont be nice. (But mainly because there is too much of a chance that you will give in!)

Gaspode

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Um, I am sure it just washes off.

Doesn't it?

Please tell me it does. :eek:

Of course it does Tom.











Now, do you feel any better?

In truth, I'd recommend brillo pads and cif cream to remove it.

trout

ChewChew wrote: »

Tom. . . fake tan is nice WHEN it doesn't go wrong. . when it isn't applied 3 times. . . and when it isn't applied badly. . . A combination of those and you get this. . .

. . . .

http://www.magsbaylan.com/orange3_fn.jpg

Ah ... I think she's purdy she looks like fun

deswalsh wrote: »

Of course it does Tom.











Now, do you feel any better?

In truth, I'd recommend brillo pads and cif cream to remove it.

I was thinking Swarfega ... yer only man for this kind of job. It's got those deep cleaning micro-polymer granules.

Zaph

Jaysus, Swarfega has gone very high tech. When my father had his garage we used to mix it with sawdust for that deep-cleansing action.

Tom Dunne

Zaph wrote: »

Jaysus, Swarfega has gone very high tech. When my father had his garage we used to mix it with sawdust for that deep-cleansing action.

Right, now I am beginning to get worried.

Toto Wolfcastle

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Right, now I am beginning to get worried.

ChewChew

janeybabe wrote: »

I see your and raise you a :eek: &

hahahahaaa. I cannot wait to see this! I actually think Tom should be made go to a salon and get it done professionally in a tanning booth

Toto Wolfcastle

ChewChew wrote: »

I see your and raise you a :eek: &

hahahahaaa. I cannot wait to see this! I actually think Tom should be made go to a salon and get it done professionally in a tanning booth

:eek: and and and :pac:

Would that be too well done though? I think we need a DIY job.

Oh I'm just about to donate the 100 so no going back now Tom!

Tom Dunne

ChewChew wrote: »

I see your and raise you a :eek: &

hahahahaaa. I cannot wait to see this! I actually think Tom should be made go to a salon and get it done professionally in a tanning booth

I will not be going to a salon to do this, rest assured.

Pictures will be provided fortwith next Saturday evening, watch this space.

Toto Wolfcastle

Jokes about Oompa Loompas aside, fair play Tom.

I was told you definitely wouldn't do it so you've proven the non-believers wrong!

Oh, and we need before and after photos for comparison!

golden gal

I would like to offer my services and help Tom in his quest...It's cuz of I care

Tom Dunne

golden gal wrote: »

I would like to offer my services and help Tom in his quest...It's cuz of I care

I am touched.

trout

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I am touched.

You are. You will be.

Toto Wolfcastle

Every time I get e-mail updates about this thread I do a little dance inside!



I am super super happy!

Nevyn

/goes looking for references to a relucant fake tan fetish on the the interweb

trout

Thaedydal wrote: »

/goes looking for references to a relucant fake tan fetish on the the interweb

*logs into wikipedia, sickipedia, whipipedia, lippypedia and tanopedia to plant seed stories*

Nevyn

trout wrote: »

*logs into wikipedia, sickipedia, whipipedia, lippypedia and tanopedia to plant seed stories*

Lucy Lu

golden gal wrote: »

I would like to offer my services and help Tom in his quest...It's cuz of I care

Grand so, you can help me put the fake tan on Tom

Tom Dunne

Lucy Lu wrote: »

Grand so, you can help me put the fake tan on Tom

Eh, no, she can not. That would be just a bit too weird.

As if painting yourself orange is not weird.......

She can view the pictures like everyone else.

Lucy Lu

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Eh, no, she can not. That would be just a bit too weird.

As if painting yourself orange is not weird.......

She can view the pictures like everyone else.

I will need help I will hold you down while she can spray the tan on you

Nevyn

So I gather this will be taking place on Saturday and Tom will be sporting his new look at
the christmas/yule beers ?

Tom Dunne

Thaedydal wrote: »

So I gather this will be taking place on Saturday and Tom will be sporting his new look at
the christmas/yule beers ?

No, I won't be at the Christmas beers.

However, it is my intention to provide pictures for said beers, thanks to the wonders of modern technology.

Slow Motion

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Eh, no, she can not. That would be just a bit too weird.

As if painting yourself orange is not weird.......

She can view the pictures like everyone else.

If there are going to be pictures they have to be posed................................... guido style!:D

Edit: Pout mandatory, spikey stand up hair optional

Slow Motion

guido.jpg

smashey

Slow Motion wrote: »

spikey stand up hair optional

You're being a bit too optimistic there Slo.

Slow Motion

smashey wrote: »

You're being a bit too optimistic there Slo.

We could get him a syrup!:D

Tom Dunne

Slow Motion wrote: »

We could get him a syrup!:D

That's right, you could. As if orange fake tan wasn't bad enough.

smashey

LolaDub

I spy a problem with this.....

From meeting lucy lu albeit briefly, i would say she's very good at this type of thing. Should tom not apply it himself to ensure tangoedness?

Lucy Lu

LolaDub wrote: »

I spy a problem with this.....

From meeting lucy lu albeit briefly, i would say she's very good at this type of thing. Should tom not apply it himself to ensure tangoedness?

I have never been near a bottle of fake tan in my life so I have no idea what I am doing, will just be following instructions on the bottle

LostinBlanch

Tom Dunne wrote: »

No, I won't be at the Christmas beers.

However, it is my intention to provide pictures for said beers, thanks to the wonders of modern technology.

Whoa there Tango boy I mean Tom I hope you're not talking photoshop. :eek: Some people may require more tango tangible proof than mere pixels on a screen. :cool:

Tom Dunne

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Whoa there Tango boy I mean Tom I hope you're not talking photoshop. :eek: Some people may require more tango tangible proof than mere pixels on a screen. :cool:

Um, I was talking about phones. You know, the ones with cameras?

Toto Wolfcastle

/squeals with glee

I love this thread!

Yes I am aware that I am far too happy about this whole thing.

Oh and the 100 euro is in.

Tom Dunne

janeybabe wrote: »

Oh and the 100 euro is in.

So no turning back for me now, is there? :eek: